Joe Wilkinson On Stand Up Central

I'm not sure they can ask me I have to do it contractually obligated John and a iPod mate Corning is an expensive opener just stop doing it it has to be a fortune seventy three quid pay no matter um it's my birthday last year last year last year or a year before and I'm getting old and I guess I didn't realize that apparently when you get older your testicles start hanging a lot lower, but I didn't think mine had started hanging so low, well, I didn't. I did until I walked down the hallway alone in my bathrobe and one of my plums knocked over a wellington boot.

She takes the edge off the date. Now don't say I'm not bragging, but I have a cell phone. Why not? Earning it is pay per use. I'm not an animal, but does anyone with a cell phone ever look at the contacts on your phone and think who the hell you are? I don't remember putting you on my phone like I have someone on my phone while Ron kills seeing him. See Starbucks had a little problem because they found traces of in their coffee? I thought, come on, what's the problem? I think the key word here is traces, it's not. like they found a spoon that can recap, actually, I'll get a new one.

I recently went on a blind date, that was nice William, we decided to meet under the clock at Waterloo station because that's romantic and just before she was about to do it. I got there and she texted me and said how am I going to recognize you so I texted back and told her I'm the guy we're at our stations with and I have some cans for three days. I waited under that clock, oh you guys, well, so you're over it. I really like AB websites, it will be Ryan, my short websites. I think I love them if you don't like the websites I can't recommend them enough they're great I love them like my favorite one of my favorites is a and him.

It's a website I don't know about, it's called eBay, if you don't know eBay, it's essentially an electronic Bey, it's the simplest ideas that always work, so I actually got to eBay and the other day I was on and I was buying one Sawed-off shotgun for my niece, she's that age, so what she wanted is a princess, so I ordered the shotgun and when it arrived, I'm not going to lie, I was furious, I was furious because when it arrived it was fine. I'm going to lie to you. He was furious. They sent me the wrong end.

Same thing at the end without the gun. He's just such a scam guy. He was furious. He was completely furious. I was so furious I was going to leave. Some pretty negative comments on eBay, but then I remembered they still have my address and the other end of the gum, so in the end I wrote down very fast delivery guys. They say they encounter weirdos on the transit line, but I've been chatting with people. on buses and trains for years I've never met anyone. I spoke on a bus and walked towards this girl sitting on her lap.

We chat. She has gone well, she has gone very well. We hadn't actually made eye contact, but she's pretty confident. It was going to happen, it was going very well, very well, in fact, and then I drank a jar of Lloyd Grossman's buna curry sauce, suddenly she gets weird, slams on the brakes, she kicks me off the bus. She had good intentions of getting off at that speed of the bus, oppa, it was late and the mixer wasn't on. I never under

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why people find it strange that when I use the bathroom I sit in front of the system, so what does Sumalee do?

Joe Sewell or Li the radio host no damn he's in front of this you know you didn't read it too Fogg Rafi you didn't read Sewell's order Ali what's wrong with you Hailey is doing some kind of cheating she hasn't read surah Lolly I take it everywhere with me right, I'm going to read it a little it's going to read it I don't know if this is a conclusion I'm going to read it a little stupid I don't know what's going on in studio 16 B it's so far from a desert island like You can imagine hidden at the end of a maze of corridors, it is cleaned quite frequently but always remains dusty.

It is also the victim of an eccentric

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heating system that only allows two temperatures: stifling heat or freezing cold. Oh, and by the way, shipping facing the system, not a big believer. to finish on top