Jimmy Kimmel Auditions for Every Matt Damon Role

Alright, welcome back, welcome back, if you're just joining us. I have taken control of this program tonight. Normally, this program is presented by that. This one presents it tonight. Well, look at him, this seems like a good opportunity to explain the origin of all the hate. and bitterness between Jimmy Kimmel and me. I think it's time for people to finally know the truth. Jimmy kicks me off his show

every

night because Jimmy always wanted to be an actor and, unfortunately for him, I beat him to

every

role

he really wanted. I auditioned for every movie I've ever been in, oh that's true, every single one of them and how many didn't get any so he hates me and look I know it seems hard to believe so to prove it to you , I called all the casting directors.

I'm in town to get tapes of all of Jimmy's

auditions

, you guys want to see it, yeah, no, sorry, Jimmy. I'll have to show him. I mean, yeah, go ahead, you can shoot it. I'm Jamie Camel reading for. the

role

of Will Hunting well, I have a number, how do you like apples? Let's try it one more time. How do you like apples? You like apples? I have them, that's enough, so you're the candidate running for office, right? You can bet you are, and judging by your speech, you're not earning well. That's what happens when you're part of the Adjustment Office.

What are you doing? I'm sorry? What are you doing? I was just playing with it. I'm stretching it. No? You can't do it to the camera when you're so you're the guy that runs for it, I bet I'm, you gotta let me finish, you know this movie is animated, huh? It's a voiceover audition, what's a voiceover audition, but why am I in costume? Hey kids, I'm happy to feed too, okay, cut off my beak, it's in my eye, okay, next shot, no thanks, judging by your speech, you're not winning, that's what happens when you're part from The Adjustment Bureau.

I didn't know you said that camera. I wasn't supposed to look. No. You're supposed to. Have you done this before? When you are ready. You're adorable. What are you saying? I'm too adorable, that's why we bought a zoo, yeah, before we start, could you clarify if I'm the Stucky or the Stucker? I mean, who's stuck with who? I don't. Sorry, does that really

matt

er to the process? It's part of my process, it

matt

ers who the hell you are, I'm Jimmy Kimmel and I'm stuck on you, can we look into Matt Damon, he'll do it, the movie was called, it sucks you, you'd do it, hey, hey, hey.

I don't know what this is, it's like a pity reading or something, no, no, you're here on your own merit and no, don't feel like you're telling her that she's here on your own merit, she thinks this is a pity to know how do you like apples next how do you like apples? screen test Jenny Kimle I swear to God if I feel someone behind me there's no measure to, uh, I think we should just yeah, we start starting over, you're ready, just give us, one action again, well, I I swear to God, if I even feel someone behind me, there's no measure to what you're doing, man, what are you doing?

I'm reading my part, no, that's you, the other part. Jason Bourne I thought I was reading for Borne Why would you want to say I played him in the first two movies? Why is that my part? Well, you didn't see the first two movies and thanks for saying spoiler alert now the first two movies. they're wrong what's going on here I mean he didn't say spoiler alert I'm really sorry man spoiler alert