Matt Damon: "This is the Most Fun I've Ever Had on a Talk Show"

Let's start yes, one, two, ginger ale is crazy and I stumbled upon a

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called body shamers. I saw that it's about penises and there were penis upper parts that had problems. These people actually decided to go on the

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, yes, and show their shame. Can I show you something that makes me very ashamed? Have you seen Downton before? No, my wife is an addict and by addict I mean a crack addict and it's like a problem. We were supposed to start the show together and I came to bed once. night and she said I just watched six of them and she said no so she already did

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ything and I'm alone because I love you but I'll have to find time somehow.

To do that, David is here, but in certain parts of the audience and the audience at home there may be some disappointment because people were maybe expecting to see Matt Damon and his ponytail. It's quite a sensation

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summer with ponytails. When he did it? Well, I had it, you know, I made a movie in China and in it, and I was there for about five months with it and then we did a press conference at the end, no, it was, you know, it was really. They were hair extensions oh, it wasn't real, no, it took seven hundred hair extensions, it was a full day to put them on.

They flew someone, a wonderful woman, from here to Beijing to do it and we did it. like a Sunday, it took us all day and then I had to handle that here, I n

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knew it, I have a whole new appreciation for my wife and my daughter, it's so hard to do because Matt Damon's ponytail ended up with its own twitter account. you know, okay, but also people you know, people really appreciated that ponytail on Twitter. I don't know if you found some of the tweets that people, um, Matt Damon with a man bun, a sad lady boner, get worse, you think basically understanding the world then you see Matt Damon's ponytail and nothing makes sense

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one. this one is pretty extreme Matt Damon is a ponytail he would never sit at our table I think my ovaries might explode so never put him in a chat don't do that who knows what that last one means Matt Damon I'll wear your ponytail to drive while you're eating my girly sandwich she really thought it through she's the only picture they've released so far from the new bourne movie it has a name by the way I don't think it has a name yet.

I know that cleaning in aisle seven. I know, but I said I was only allowed to work in a deep red color. Thanks for sending the memo to everyone, but to me, yes, to everyone, right? Yes, it's strange. I've never seen this color before and now I see it in three minutes, we tried Matt Night and in the movie time it's even longer because the third and second are supposed to fit together as if the third ax takes place at the same time. time, so technically James Bourne has a James Bourne bond and Jason is fine now Matt Damon, have you ever been in a musical?

Yes, is this a musical? No, but I'm playing Humpty Dumpty in that book, but seriously look at how dedicated I was. I mean, I was I don't know 14 or whatever, but I knew this is what I wanted to do and I thought it took that kind of determination, is this when you get cold with the benefit, yeah, yeah, and that's when it started your connection. back then, yeah, yeah, and this is when you had the lunches, these performance lunches, business lunches, yeah, we called them business lunches and you were like 14, yeah, I was 16 and he was 14, and We did it and we had two cafeterias.

We went to a very large high school, there were 3,000 kids and there was the main cafeteria and then what they called the media cafeteria, which was a small cafeteria and we would meet in the media cafeteria for a business lunch and we would have our hamburgers. with cheese and I'd sit there and we'd have nothing to

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about, we did it and you from Rebecca New Zealand surprised me so this is a situation where we can do it, if one of us pulls this lever she turns , yeah, okay, like the Milgram. Hi Ru Hi I just like to say that I think Matt Damon is really amazing in fourth grade, this is the best moment I've ever had on a

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show.