Jim Carrey TOP 7 AWARD SHOW MOMENTS - 2016

thank you, I'm two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey, you know, when I go to sleep at night, I'm not just a guy who goes to sleep. I'm two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey, I'm going to have a good closing. -be careful and when I dream I don't dream just any old dream no sir I dream of being the three-time Golden Globe winning actor Jim Carrey because then it would be enough for me, it would finally be true and I could stop this terrible search for What I Know, ultimately, It won't satisfy me, but these are important, these

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I don't want you to think that just because if you blew up our solar system on your own you wouldn't be able to find us or anyone in human history with the At a glance but from our perspective this is huge once again here are the nominees for Best Movie Best Male Performance goes to Jim Carrey Ace Ventura the pole of nature and I'm sorry I can't be there with you tonight but I'm in Alaska trying to claim my soul I'm running naked with the caribou I'm fighting grizzly bears and swimming playfully with the oil-soaked otters I'm sure I join the rest of the nominees when I say that this

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to me is not only an ancient symbol of their gratitude, but it is also a grim reminder of the deterioration of their society, the brutalization of America , as some of you have so kindly said.

Oh, that reminds me of a story, an old tale about the Raven that told the movie critic, he says. like this, take that with you, pass it on, you don't have to understand it early, it's a parable, thank you ladies, and I don't even have to open this Jim Carrey. I'd like to thank Jamie Foxx and stuff and for

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ing up and I'd like to give a big shout out to Britney Spears, who's here, okay, but like you know, leave me alone, Britney, because I'm too old for you, man, I got 17 years and wow, let me see.

I want to, I just want to say that I'm very grateful for this and it's a great honor because I think that young people rule the world and stuff, and I've always felt a very special connection with teenagers. and every day and I'm like, you know, like a teenager, you know, in a way, like when I got braces and stuff, you know, I felt really embarrassed and then like all my friends, they got braces too and then it was great and then you know, when I know, every time something like, you know, really really important happens, I get really nervous and I completely run away and stuff, you know, you should see my back, I shouldn't have touched it.

I know, but as you know, it's okay because I saw them backstage at the snake and they totally blew up too. You know, actually, they have a new album and stuff, but as you know, I'm really happy to be here and it's really. Great and oh well that one hurts good it's ready to go no I'm feeling some seismic activity on this one yeah I better get out of here before I go all the way to Mount St. Helens man okay , thank you very much, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I am here tonight to present the Academy Award for outstanding achievement in motion picture editing, that is all I am here to do.

I have nothing else to worry about. I could just

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up and enjoy. the holidays I'm sorry I didn't expect that to happen winning the Oscar isn't the most important thing in the world it's an honor to just be there now oh god uh-oh it's my fault I blew it like a month ago I thought voting for me was going to make a difference , You know? But you really have to go out and talk to people anyway. Who cares? I have been bitten by a river dominated by jumping into the ocean. A good film editor is vital to the art of cinema, they are unsung heroes in our business who rearrange and combine the images we see on the screen, agonizing over the infinite possibilities without their talent and tenacity the story could never be told and they deserve our recognition, our respect and our true gratitude, this is where fashion is.

We begin regularly modeled by Adam in the garden, his fig leaf and forbidden fruit ensemble dares to say banish me because I have eaten from the tree of knowledge, the group I am here to introduce was not in the Garden of Eden, but they wrote. a great song about someone you love, you should be ashamed of yourself, especially Keith, but you're not and that's why we envy you ladies and gentlemen, Rolling Stone and the winner is Jim Carrey, thank you, one word, two syllables , breath, assures, okay. I had a lot of time to think that it's not fair.

First of all, I would like to thank Will and the rest of the nominees in this category. They are incredible talents and they want what I have so much that they can try it. I like it. to thank my management team who are wonderful, the best at what they do in every category and should thank their lucky stars for having met me. It's not what I meant, it's the truth. I would like to thank the fans who have always supported my comedies. but I don't really know what to think of myself and the drama and lastly I would like to thank MTV, especially the producer of this show, who obviously had a real creation.

You know, he sat back and thought, "I can get a lot of trade coverage and sell a lot." A lot of times, if I could get a bunch of celebrities in a room, I know I'm going to give them an award and if they don't show up, people will think they're ungrateful. I am truly grateful for this, it is a tremendous honor and business. Not really, it's mostly a business of honor, it's a business of honor, but I'm grateful, I'm grateful, thank you very much and the winner is Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, let it ferment, let it explode, you know, after the call of this anus.

Oscar Race I realize that dancer for the man just isn't where it is and I decided right then and there that no matter what they tried to take from me, I was going to be who I really am, so I want to thank a couple of people. I like to accept this award on behalf of my new biker friends. I'd like to thank MTV for organizing this little shindig and giving us an excuse to party once again. I have a little unfinished business with the programming department. You know, I like rap. music as much as the nice scared Caucasian, but you know, it would kill you every once in a while to play a little Foghat at the end, but definitely the most important thing for me.

I would like to thank all the ladies who dressed so pretty. To see this room tonight, everyone will go to my fantasy archive. I'll tell them that I don't care who their parents are. Hey, is that girl from the Ricky Martin video going to be at the party? I don't know who she is, man, but I want to find out in the Sunday rain, the snow, let it flow, baby, the next Jennifer Lopez, Keanu Reeves and the best picture award, I tell you with something from the year 2000 coming , the whole place is going to be destroyed.