JIM CARREY has FUN with LENO

Insecurity is related to calling Jim Carrey and of course Tom Jones, let's get right to it folks, my first guest, well, in all your popular actors throughout the universe, the last one was called Ace Ventura 2, when the nature calls, a very funny movie, friends at home, tomorrow, please welcome. Jim Carrey, oh, man, oh, I've been good, yeah, I've been good, in fact, if you were studying what's going on and everything, I guess you could say I'm an ace, Jay, really, oh, this is coming on November 10. I guess you already know. I've been promoting the show, you know, the good movie, for a couple of weeks, political satire, absolutely, you have to get a personal comment.

I've been writing this so intensely the last few weeks, I guess I started to realize how hard it is. selling is the best way, that's the best way to remind me how to use this program to use remote pet detective Ace Ventura, no, no, when nature calls on the logo on November 10, it's a little twist on Carol's thing Burnett, yeah, pretty quick act, really call me. about doing this, no thanks, I know last week you just walked around wanting the same questions, reporting to us and asking yourself the same question day after day or literally ten times a day.

You get a lot of the same questions over and over again. but I don't mind, you know, as long as I can keep my answers changing and different, even though I'll just give an absolutely different answer, you just keep changing them, you know, keep it an interesting piece, for example, that you want me to ask you. You have a question, yes, there is one that I get all the time, it's like asking me if I liked working with the animals, so okay, now, do you like working with the animal? So much fun. Yes, I do, especially monkeys, they are wonderfully unpredictable, okay? now ask me again my name is the same question completely um do you like working with animals?

What fun. Simply the stupidest question I have ever heard in my life. You know, if I didn't like working with animals, do you think I would tell you, be honest. bloodsucker, you know, let's see, it's basically the same answer, but I changed the phrase, it didn't fit interesting, right, happy again, you like the work, yes, you guys have loved turning it into something dirty, well, yes, ha , okay, ask me one more time. Jake, I might go too far, that's too much, yeah, yeah, I like to answer the same question, they don't, we're good, what would you risk?

Yeah, the other day a great honor here in the city you had your hands and feet in the cement being a Chinese theater yeah, that was really a great honor, it's really wonderful and it's just not, you know, it's not the first Every time I do it, of course, I've done it before, the only difference is those times. I got scared off by a guy with a helmet idea, but no, I just thought it was awesome and I really had, you know, I had to pinch myself, say, hey, keep your feet on the ground, you know, luckily, they were on cement, so no. , but It was just a you know, I don't like to think of myself as that kind of thing, the star or whatever, but you know, I use it well, I'm really no different from anyone else, you know?

I wake up in the morning, brush my teeth, call my hair, go into my germ-free biospheric exercise chamber and exercise until the voices go away, like any other Joe, in fact, I was talking about the concept of ya You know. Staying connected and being honest with my food taster the other day, like I thought he was about to give me a huge compliment and he just collapsed, so now I have a gap, you know, I have to replace him and the chef won't tell me . Another problem, man, what I like the most is the ceremony. They had a guy there who was narrating because you weren't Mike, right?

Know? Then you would do it. I don't really need it, no, but I have plenty of Broadway ones. like a thousand people there and he was translating your act for the crowd, that guy who would like you to know would say aces, fool, AC said, yeah, that was good, that was good, you never let it get away, you know, just for the stupid people you know. everything comes twice, I love this, I know what I know, you put a slogan on the cement now, which was a meaningful gift to everyone, what it does is it's a big pit, that's what makes the pressure so strong.

I mean, he's going to be there. forever the history of Hollywood and you feel like a man. I better say something profound, you know I'm going to be a fool out there, so I went through a bunch of different ones that I practice, yeah, I have a few and I practice. and I think we have to do it, we have them here, yes, I brought some pictures of them, I actually listed them for my food and these are the few tribes that I didn't actually use, but hey, let's take a look, there are some of the things that the first one was uh this is really exciting next and I thought it was disrespectful yeah it might be a little yeah another one I wanted to do was Jack Klugman's loving kisses yeah in West Hollywood I could never lean like this but again you're facing each other, you know, now against each other and I'm not over it yet, you know, so you don't want to see hair and stuff like the next one was someone else, it was to have a good time, place the breasts firmly in my hand print, here's a good one, hey, J.

I think I found your knife and the last third that I didn't use is if your feet are this size, congratulations on your wife, which one was the real one? My water broke, do you have my hot water, yeah, this? It's a healthy thing to do in the 90's, that's worrying, why did you drink the water now? This is how I do it, yes I do it now. What do you really write? What was real? It was joyful, joyful, joyful, joyful, joyful, period, period, oh, because Basically, that's my philosophy of life. I think it's a very deep song.

You know, if you don't think about it, it's pretty Buddhist. uh, life is nothing but a dream and that's really the truth, it's a dream, you know, if it wasn't, you think I could do this right, you know, we'll take a break, we'll come back, let's find out about your house. life we ​​will discuss absolutely in life and what you do with the slippers and the pipe or the fire and well with Jim right after this don't leave tomorrow yes we know about Jimmy actor of what we are, but of course Gimli private Jim Carrey at home what is your house?

I don't like life, what do you do when you go home with ladies? ladies champion really now. Basically, you know I have a very normal, normal starting line. It will surprise you. You really would be. surprised, I don't know what normal is actually, dude, you know, it's normal, yeah, you know, we have a lot of dogs, we have pre-dogs and we have the great thing we have that Whitner is some kind of suit, slap, slap, so I don't know what he is white, he has hair and his name is calm and he had a problem, he would bark at everything that moved, I mean, not even if something moved, just the grass grew, you know, and soon he became so ridiculous that we would do it. you know, when he barked we said Oh, no one's here, you know, because barking, no one's here and he started barking at the leaves falling from the trees and we picked him up and it became a problem.

I was a nervous wreck, everyone in the move, you can't move fast because it would go crazy, you know it was a killer in my house because they test me constantly, you know, this has to be ready for that benefit, no, but, but he received this from me in this bark. and me and me, laura and I decided to send him to school so he could learn how not to bark, well he came back, he was as good as gold, he didn't bark at anything, but he had this weird look on his face like like Nicholson at the end from Cuckoo's Nest, thanks and he was a little strange and I thought and then I looked closer and there was a little box on his neck.

I'm kind of a box and I said what is it about and they said. well it gives him a little stimulation when he barks to keep him from marking like that again and I said well does it hurt and they said no it's just annoying and you know and I said well one night I found myself home alone and I'm watching I watch the TV and I look at the dog and I look at this anti-bark collar and I think, well, you know what kind of pet detective I would be if I didn't try to get in his paw and he is, so I pulled the little box off his neck and this is absolutely true.

In fact, I put her against my neck and started barking. I tried. I put it there against my cape. Nixon. The first thing I did was try it in silence. It didn't work the first few times, you know, I did this several times. I wanted to do it several times because not only for pure enjoyment, but also to know that he won't have it for long. -The long-term effects come from that and so, you know, if you're ever on one of those Hollywood tours and you're outside some celebrity's house, you wonder what they're doing inside. Welcome to the tour ladies and gentlemen, to your left is the famous Jeff Goldblum house.

Oh, barkhaa. Clint Eastwood can't even activate it with his voice. It's really not a very calm look. Nothing happened. He sure helped me. Jay. I'm going in. An impressionist bit me without water, quickly, let's go, he appeared. He was running, but it was an incredible look. I'm walking down the street, you know, he doesn't like that entourage, he just walks and I see Clint Eastwood walking. Down the street I would have to go to your falafel, yeah, you know he was being a gentleman, he's a great guy, you know, it's really true, you know I admire him because he was one of the first guys I worked with. and you could never find anyone who would say a bad word about Clint Eastwood and he really is one of those people who brings honor to this business oh yeah, I love them and it's really hard to like him, you know, you have to look for examples when you're a young actor, you know, you always, you always see someone, you hang out with them for a while, you go crazy, that's a guy, I'm going to model myself after him and the next thing you know he's in an airport with a gun, you know , doing all the clichés. things you know go wrong and it's nice to know there's a guy out there who's really what are you?

Yeah, let me ask you about the movie, now you know when, when someone shows up, they have a clip that has to explain the The good thing about these movies is that we didn't need an explanation because you don't know, I really don't think I can really explain it, I don't. I have in the plot, no, you're watching yourself laugh and you can figure it out, yeah, like who. You don't care what a movie is like, you know what's going on here, I'm practicing not to care, I guess this is my audition, well, anyway, this is a forgetfulness, this is what your Africa is, this is what I'm driving. course aces famous for their driving and you know, I just had to keep the flame burning on this side, so they say basically this is a necessity.

The new days at Pierce Brosnan will be here. We have some stunts in the wedding dungeon. this next game is okay well yoga axis here a Savino vacation is coming from the MGM Grand Las Vegas Robin Williams David Lee Roth baby to teach Tom some moves you guys teach them some moves a nap so we'll be back with Tom Jones and Wallace Jim, right after this, don't go.