Best Jim Carrey Interview Ever!! The Tonight Show 1994 with Jay Leno - Dumb & Dumber Interview

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ything has been very exciting for me this whole year, it's been incredibly exciting, it's a wonderful thing, but you know, it's really just the tip of the iceberg, really just the tip, huh, yeah, because I like other things too. things? Uh, a lot of people don't know this, but I'm an expert in motivational hypnosis. See again. My seminars across the country are attended by tens of hundreds of people, including world-famous celebrities like Jan Michael Vincent, really yes, and the CEOs of s

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disguised as a page NBC, I actually secretly hypnotized the entire studio audience, really, yes, they are under my control, Jay, well, on the count of three you will raise your left arms above your head one two three that's very good some of them they're confused their right arms are raised above their heads but it's okay because it's the subconscious mind working within my parameters I hope you don't mind that I did this Jay, I'm controlling your audience

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, no, it's okay, because I have also given you a secret hint, it is a word, a secret word, a key word, and when I press that key word, when I say that key word, the entire audience will stand up and applaud. like they've seen the greatest entertainment of their lives, I won't say what that word is, I'll just throw it into the conversation and the audience will respond, wow, that's amazing, go ahead Jay, well, it's amazing that you can do it well, like that that I'll just ask you some questions, go ahead and see how they respond, let me ask you about this now, obviously a great physical comedian.

Were you good at sports when you were young? school I don't know Jay, but I sure like the taste of cinnamon. It is incredible the power of the subconscious mind with the power of the subconscious mind. I can do anything, everything is possible. I could learn to dance or sing like a canela. Austrian I could even drink this whole thing, a glass of water without stopping, it's a very impressive piece of work. Tell you what, why don't we take a break? ​​You can, surely, you can gather some ideas and we will talk. more when you come back when you'd like some applause when you leave I don't know if it's possible let me see okay let me try I'll say we'll be right back after this message cinnamon KY with Jim Cary, a star of Getting Dumberer, that's amazing, that hypnosis thing again.

I had no idea you could, well most people wouldn't, but that's the only way you can get three number ones in a row now. works for me, I guess if the audience is under the spell of the word, whoever says the word would work. I don't think it's anything against you, Jay, but I don't think it's cinnamon. I tried to tell you. Man, and now you're at risk with nothing to go, nowhere to go, cinnamon and rest and rest, let me talk about Christmas. Christmas memories like that growing up. Yes, Christmas has never been one of my favorite times.

Not really, um, the beautiful one. flowers and all, but they are highly poisonous, anyway, I've never done it. It's a bit of a scary time for me because something happened when I was about 7 years old. I was trying to sleep. I was in my bed. and I was thinking, you know, this is Christmas, I was so excited I couldn't sleep well, Santa is coming, then I heard something on the ceiling, I heard noises on the ceiling, I heard little footsteps, you know, I'm thinking, you know elf footsteps, so Of course not, they were the footsteps of little Gray aliens, I guess they are called in the UFO community.

They took me aboard a ship and subjected me to several very, very painful experiments and I have physical evidence. to prove it you mean you can prove that you were in because that seems to be that I was marked by the aliens. I'm not kidding here. I was marked by an alien. Can we bring the camera closer? Let me

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you, see? You see that right there, yes, that's their mark, these three marks here are actual coordinates, it's a map of their solar system. Wow, can I have a tray, a magic marker of some kind, just one, yeah, big and thick, that'll be fine.

Now look, if you join the coordinates that you start here and start joining these coordinates like this, you'll see that it's almost a perfect triangle. Well, if you follow this side of the triangle up, you'll eventually figure out where the location is. The space station is surprising and positive proof that aliens are moving and living among us. I'm sorry, Jay, I'm sorry. I could see how that would affect your Christmas. I invented. I made all that up. That? I'm sorry. I guess I just wanted to seem interesting. I guess there's a real danger that on this show there's a pressure, well, yeah, people come out and they've run out of anecdotes, you know, and they and uh and they just start making things up like.

That guy Neil Armstrong, have you seen him on the talk shows? Neil AR, you mean the first man to walk on the moon, talk about a fish story, yeah man, and they're believing it, oh yeah, you seem to be in pretty good shape physically now. working out all the time working out totally yeah yeah really yeah yeah it makes me feel so good man I can't even face life without it now. I guess the danger is that some people get involved in themselves, yeah, look at that cut, look at that cut, go ahead, we can see this W very good, very, very good shape, yes, very, very good shape, what, oh yeah, look at that, there you go, now I get it, uh, now, you've got a big thing coming up, Barbara Walters.

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I heard let's not talk about sex I'm not sorry uh yeah no I'm just going to get into a picking frenzy well uh you have to do it never get into a picking frenzy like you just like it uncomfortable it's hot and you just start getting into it and the next thing You know you let me ask you about Barbara's

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Now, is Barbara Walters going to interview me? Yes, for the after-Oscar show. Do you think she can make you cry? Because that is the most important thing. Are they trying to make you cry? This is what makes me nervous. You know, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to go on there and whine like Patrick Sesy, you know, yeah, I mean, well, see? he you see he's like you know I don't want to seem like that I'm sorry I just don't so I've been I've been really I've been trying to build my my uh my toughness I've been trying to build up my resistance to emotions the questions she would ask you They are: Go ahead, I'll be out, oh, I see you, okay, let's see, um, okay, Jim, let's talk about your childhood.

Wait, I imagine this was an extremely painful moment for you, oh man, here I go, I promised myself I was going, I have to work on it, okay, why don't we take a little break? We'll talk more about the movie with Jim. Right after this, welcome back to talk to Jim. It seemed like Jay was actually floating above the ceiling and then they grabbed me and marked me. Let me ask you about Dumb and Dumber. Also, Jeff Daniels did a great job with you. we make a great team just amazing amazing amazing and we are lovers so really you are lovers too yeah well how does that work?

Great, when you go to see a movie like this, do you choose him or you? together, do you audition people? I just went to one of those clubs in Santa Monica, he was doing a little jig at the bar and I said, I gotta have this guy, oh seriously, you're charging, I said, sir, shave that handlebar mustache. you're going to go to the places you want, you want, you want to say something about the movie before we do about Dumb and Dumber, yeah, before we show the clip, well, it's self-explanatory and it's titled great, great because exactly It's like you.

You don't have to look for it, you know, I just want to see something silly, it's true. I have seen that this is so stupid. I'm supposed to be stupid about it. Exactly, let's take a look. What is this scene between us? This scene is among us. Lauren Holly and I and and uh and we're uh I'm trying, it's the last ditch effort for me to figure out if I have a chance with her or not, yeah, let's take a look, the aliens had one of those. I like you. a lot I want to ask you a direct question I want you to give me the honest answer What do you think are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me breaking up?

I'll take it red. I'll give you a check. stop red Hello boy, I like your dog. I could really use a dog like that, it doesn't matter. I want to sing a Christmas song. You are going to sing a song for us. I can do it? Oh, sure, any instructions we need for the band. Okay, yes. Guys if you can just uh Riff about White Christmas for me on AIA G this is a special treat yeah I sang on your show last time and it went pretty well but I just want to warn everyone that since then. then I had a little accident and uh and I have kind of a tin ear, but I think you'll like it anyway 3 4 3 4 I'm dreaming of a wild Christmas with every Christmas card.

I travel, may your days be happy and may the BR boys choose a key and may all your Christmases not, the tan car returns to Freder right after this.