ITV Avenue of the Stars - Paul O'Grady & Cilla Black

welcome back to our 50th birthday party right to introduce our next star the shy retired

paul

o'

grady

thank you very much well i'm here to honor a colossus of british television miss

cilla

black

I have been beaten in a closet with the colossus since four o'clock. I don't know how you feel because I'm knackered. I'll tell you what I was asking. I told the salesperson what do you want me to tell you and she said, say what you want because she's a good sports salesperson. She said. Just don't mention the ten ladies commercials I'm doing, Gail, you have to calm down, don't you dare mention that time in Spain with these two French guys, but listen, Jude, they're stories that are a little harmless if we were in this forum in Spain and two men came in. of French business and a chair on the stool gave him generosity and these two French guys one of them said they spoke a little English one of them said to me oh what are you doing?

You sounded like Marlon from the district, well I'm in business and they said what does your friend do? So I said um, a lettun poot which loosely translated means she's a prostitute, right? Thank you, this little pawn came running up to his knees, oh seller, I would just like to thank you for all the pleasure. you've given me over the years and when she went to the bathroom these French guys said: she'll do it too. I said: she look love, you should bet and have breakfast if you pay enough, that's true, but she's a professional and by that I mean, no, no.

No, she's a professional, I mean, in the old center, she's a real professional, everyone knows the saga, she was the girl from the shared cave chat in 1922 and then she was discovered by Brian Epstein, she had hundreds of hits, she had sold-out concerts around the world and then, in 1967, she turned to television and became the undisputed queen of Saturday night telly, who can forget Cilla Black running after an unsuspecting punter on the street , grabbing her by the back of a Mac and screaming supplies, and this poor punter dropping dead because I had to chicken out, but they've been shoplifting and thinking who needs euthanasia and we've got the

black

basement, let's take a look at the big lady in action.

If we choose the right one please Nicola, I have to say I have more than a big surprise for you ladies and gentlemen, she is the life and soul of every party, she is one of the best women to ever walk the streets. Streets, she's a great friend of mine, she's a real star, she's the only saleswoman, lefties, everyone we Come on, they've said effusive things about everyone, but you and I prayed, ladies and gentlemen, I prayed that she wouldn't tell that story about the boys in Spain and it is absolutely true, it is absolutely true, you are terrible of all the people I could.

I have had to do this. I could have had Jude's law. You might as well love everyone else. Look, this is what I have to endure. Yes, we have been him. Take note, don't worry about doing this, ignore them if they want repetitive strain injuries, let them get on with it, it's your right girl, you're nice, keep going, take what's at stake, think about the way it led me to first bar I've ever been to and I was in New York and you know we've been given more bars in New York. I was sitting there, this man was celebrating his 50th 50th birthday.

I feel like he was 50 years old. He and he said to Paul Paul: do I look 50? He said no, you don't look 50. You could have done it 10 years ago. I had some firsts. We were last week, we were together in a club and I. I swear, you know, I'm very flattered when people come up to me and give me compliments, you know, and this young man, this young man came up and said chair, I think you're a goddess, you're a goddess, acid, hey,

paul

, he. She said I'm a goddess to which he replied that surely she wasn't saying God you fool you're a mess oh the cards are in a phone box on Dean's Street oh how do I follow you yes you can continue salesman give her a glove give her a glove that was Gracie, not seriously, although many thanks to the powers that be who considered it in their infinite wisdom, really honestly, I'm serious now, shut up, this is getting crowded, I wonder if Shirley was nervous, look at this.

The idea was to talk about water. What was all that about the 10 ladies? I told you not to mention that it takes me out. He passed his driving test. You know what he puts in the newspaper in the front seat. Yes, so when you have a little accident, thank you. Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen news from the 11 thanks paul o'

grady

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