Is This Baby A Serial Killer Or Celebrity?

Can we distinguish a good

baby

from a bad

baby

? Just by looking at it? Let's talk about that. (bright, happy music) (fire crackles) Good morning mythical! We would like to give a good and legendary welcome to Mr. Craig Robinson. - Oh-hoo! - Hello. - And thanks. - Welcome to the show, Craig. - Thanks for coming. - It's great to be here. Get the double, double shake here. Boom, boom, bada bing, bada boom, aha. - Yeah. - Thanks for being here, man. A pleasure, thank you for inviting me. Babies are so cute, so innocent, but have you ever seen a baby that you just don't trust, a baby that you know is up to no good?

We're talking about babies whose eyes tell a story about the absolute darkness that lives inside their evil souls! Those are bad babies destined for a life of crime, but can we tell a good baby from a bad one just by looking at them? And to do

this

, we have the help of our friend Craig. It's time to play... Welcome to Good Baby, Bad Baby, baby. Each of you has a baby battle paddle in front of you. -UH Huh. - I will show you a photo of a baby or a small child and each of you will have to guess whether that child grew up to be a

celebrity

that we know and love, or someone less adorable, say, like, - a murderer. - Oh.

Whoever guesses the most babies correctly will win a good pacifier dipped in sugar. And whoever loses gets a pacifier dipped in malic acid, which, I'm told, is disgusting. It is, we've had it before, but not in binky form. Touch the exact issue. Are you ready to play? - No Yes. - I-- Yes. Excellent! Is

this

a good baby or a bad baby? Link: There's a soccer ball, but then there's... what's that on the left side? Some kind of scepter? I think... I think it's not from the original scene. It looks like it's in some kind of scrapbook. - Link: Scrapbook status. - So I'm going to say that if you have a mom who's willing to scrapbook you, it probably means that she's really investing in you, things are less likely to go wrong. - So you're saying okay baby? - Yes, I say well baby.

I'm not copying you, but, Craig, I also say "good baby" because I know who this baby is. - You? - Good baby. Who do you think it is? That's Russell Wilson. - Craig: Wow! - (laughs) Fantastic. Very good, he is a good baby. Ding, ding, they both got it. -Rhett: he is the Rock. - Craig: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Link: It's Rock Johnson. Can you smell what The Rock is pooping? - Hello! - (laughs) - Ah! - That's... Very good, then. Is this a good baby or a bad baby? Rhett and Link: Oh! -Rhett: Yeah, yeah, yeah...-Link: Something...-he's having a bad baby day. - It certainly is.

Rhett: It seems like he's witnessing something that's contaminating his mind, you know what I mean? He is watching our program on the Internet. -It looks like he's pooping. -Link: Through his chest, yes. - What's that? - Rhett: Yes, they didn't clean it. The parents didn't clean him, they left poop on his chest. You continue to take advantage of what this says about parents. - I understand. - Nature, nurture, man. - I'm going on the parenting side. - Serial murder is in D, N and A. Uh-oh. Are you going to copy me again? I'm not going to copy you.

I also think this is Russell Wilson. (laughs) So we have a bad baby here, we have a good baby here. This is a good baby. This is Ashton Kutcher. -Rhett: Oh! - Link: I can see it! The moment you said "Ashton," I thought, "Yeah, that's him." I thought it was just a current photo of Sean Spicer. - Oh! - (laughs) Very good, third round. Is this a good baby or a bad baby? Link: Oh, that's a bad haircut. What's happening? Rhett: The fact that... either they're ghosts around him, or they're parents who didn't want to be revealed, which would make sense if he was a bad baby. - Craig: Oh, wow. - Also, I'm playing the bad student game where, if there are two good babies in a row, you know you're going to have a bad baby for the third one.

MMM. So I'm going bad, baby. Rhett says bad baby. And you, Link? He's definitely a bad baby. - Wow! - Look deep into those eyes. And there is a flower involved. - Yes. - Mmm. This is a bad baby! This is domestic terrorist Ted Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber. - Oh, wow. - Yes. He was wearing Osh Kosh Ba-boom! (laughs) What? Yes. Here we go. Is this a good baby or a bad baby? Link: Oh! Rhett: Oh, this is complicated. Those eyes look a little sadistic, don't you think? - Link: Yes, looking into my soul.

And again, I have to go to the parents, I mean, the parents let him grow his hair, they let him do whatever he wants, he has no restrictions. - Hmm. -Free to express himself and all the bad paths that exist within his soul. - Mm-hmm. - And it's like wherever you go, he follows you. Yes. He is watching. Well, Craig, that's true for all photographs. Touch. But you know what? I'm going against instinct, I'm going right, baby. - MMM. No baby with long sleeves and shorts turns out well. This is a bad baby. I gotta tell you, he's actually a good baby. - Yeah!

This is the actor Zac Efron. Rhett: Mm-hmm. Yes. By the way, that jumpsuit hides his six-pack abs. His marked baby abs. - I've seen them. - Baby abs. Here we go, is this a good baby or a bad baby? Link: That gum line is scaring me! (laughs) Look, the more you look at someone looking at you in the form of a photograph... It makes you feel a little creepy, doesn't it? Really... kids looking at you are creepy in general. Yes, all you need is a... (high pitch) ♪ Mary had a little lamb - (laughs) - Link: Slow zoom?

Actually, she didn't need that. I didn't need that to know that this is a bad baby. Oh, he's a bad baby. You're not going to take the initiative with me. Hmm! He's a bad baby. This is

serial

killer

Aileen Wuornos. - Link: Oh! - Maybe you know her because Charlize Theron won an Oscar for making herself ugly to play her in "Monster." The real bad baby is the one who gave him that haircut. - Ho! - (laughs) Do your thing, girl. Alright. - (Rhett sighs) - Round six. Is this a good baby or a bad baby?

Rhett: Oh, that's a surprised baby. Link: Oh my god, that baby is all eyes. And nostrils. Rhett: He looks like a gecko. (sputters, laughs) Hey, what if he turns out to be your dad or something? Oh, it's not. It's not. I can tell you with confidence. Look at that sweater. Come on. Link: I can't stop looking at the gecko. (crew laughter) There's a tenderness that just... doesn't translate to murder for me. This is a good baby. Because I'm trying to see if... I'm trying to see a

celebrity

there, like someone we would know. - Ten seconds, Rhett! - Bad baby. - Bad baby. - (laughs) This is a good baby!

This is John Travolta! - Oh! - That's how it is. Or is he a baby who switched faces with Nicholas Cage? - That? - (laughs) Round seven, here we go. This is our last baby. - Tell me, is he a good baby? - Link: Now, wait. - I'm winning? - (laughs) Yes, you're awake, five minus four. - Yes, you're winning. - Mm-hmm. - So-- - So... So, yes, if you do this correctly, you will win. The sugar lollipop. But if you get it wrong and then Rhett gets it right, you'll tie and we'll have to do a baby-off.

Which I just invented. - I don't even know... - (laughs) Drink outside. Okay, I'll just beat him. Alright. Well. - I heard that. - Link: Okay. - Hmm. - Very good, this is our last baby. Tell me, is this a good baby or a bad baby? Rhett: I think I know who he is. And that really confuses my answer. But you know a lot of

serial

killer

s. (chuckling) What... - Link: Murderers? - Great statement you just made. I can't wait until people see it and then... they'll laugh later, but it was amazing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know who he is and... my assessment of her is that she's a bad baby.

Craig: Hmm. All I have to do is match you and I know I win. - (laughs) - That's what happens when you go first. You should do that, Link, yes. Yes, for the sake of individuality, don't change because... - Well, here we go. - But there's no way this is a bad baby, so I'm going for the fun of it. - Yowza-reeno. - I say well baby. This is a bad baby. - This is Tila Tequila. - Rhett: Yes, I knew it was her. Yes, she said she likes Hitler. - Actually? - That means I'm right, but that means we're tied. - How are we going to have a baby? - Baby out!

I think we both have to eat the acid lollipop. Oh my God. Do you want to eat the acid? (laughs) I guess we have to eat the acid! Alright. - I think so. - Rhett: Okay, here we go. Two bad pacifiers enter. - (Craig groans) - Mm! Hmm! (high-pitched voice) Mom! Hmm! No! - Oh! - Do you want the rest? You are good. I'm fine. - Oh my God. - Oh! Oh man, that will be a good gif. (laughs) And that's it for this week's show. See you next time on "Good Baby, Bad Baby." - Will there be a next time? - Oh, you better believe it.

Great, we'd love to have you back. Watch Craig's new show, "Ghosted," Sunday nights on FOX, and check out "Tragedy Girls," an incredible new horror comedy movie that Craig co-stars in and also produced. MMM. Click on the video below because we'll talk about Google with Craig. We have a podcast called "Ear Biscuits" and you can listen to the latest episode wherever you get your podcasts. Do it.