Does Music Make Things Sexier? ft Weird Al Yankovic

Is it strange if

music

make

s

things

feel

sexier

? Let's talk about those mythical good days, happy Yankees giving. We are grateful that you are here. Yes, today we're celebrating by trying leftover Thanksgiving tricks, guessing descriptions of real or fake Netflix movies, and getting closer to Weird. Al Yankovic first, we've done some digging and it turns out that there may have been a scientific reason why Usher wanted to

make

love in this club which is a lyric. A new study has shown that the

sexier

you perceive certain types of

music

, the sexier it is to perceive touch while listening to said music.

Yes, in the study each participant placed their forearm through a curtain where it was touched by a controlled movement of a robot, which is not strange at all, no, and at the same time they listened to pieces of music that they later listened to. rated on a scale from not at all sexy to extremely sexy, which is how I rate my long life in general. Yes, the results are that music seems to change our perception of touch, so here's what we think: If sexy music makes robotic touches sexy, what will it be? do to us as we experience all kinds of touches, it's time to play that sexy music, we're good, let's experience increasingly sexy levels of music performed by our musical comedy hero, Weird Al Yankovic, hey, link, hey, We're down stairs.

We are big fans this is a big moment for us I'm fine too and what's going to happen is we're going to have some

things

that we don't know what they will be, we won't see them, they will be touching us while I'll put on different levels of sexy music and we'll see if at all As this music gets sexier the feelings get sexier, okay,

weird

, I'll play some unsexy music, yeah, I can't say I'm enjoying this, okay? I have no idea what this is, what a cold kid, okay, do you have any idea what you got?

It's like a paintbrush or something. Mine is a bit cold a bit harsh Luthor. There was nothing pleasant about it. Music. It was nice enough, yeah, but it wasn't sexy, well, you told him not to make himself sexy and nothing became sexy, yeah, there was nothing sexy about music, there was nothing sexy about touch, do what I'm told. , there is nothing sexy about touching. I was getting, they were normal being painted with a brush, kind of vibe, you know, yeah, that's not a sexy painting vibe, okay, I'll give us some semi sexy music like this on a scale of 10 like a 6 5 5, but I'm right in the middle, okay, I got it, here we go, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

I do not know what is happening. The touch is sexier, but the way I do the touching is very sexy. I'm slapping myself. something in the Smurfs tells itself what this thing is I don't know this project and I'm being patterned repeated stance rugs and running against a truck they pushed me on Friday ah are you in contact with the same things? You get stamped and rubbed, I get stamped and messed up, it would be like being poked and inspected almost, oh yeah, but in a slightly sexy way, did that feel sexier than the first round to you?

The object felt sexier, but the way the object was touching me, it felt very surgical, almost you know, not like unsexy surgery, you know, that kind, yeah, my favorite kind. I don't want to have sexy surgery. For me, I had a moment very early on where I was scared of whatever. It's just that that was touching me, I don't know, but then I concentrated on the performance and it relaxed me a little. I wouldn't say I was excited by any means, but I would say I wasn't panicking anymore and there was a moment early on where something kind of wet was kissing the palm of my hand and kind of extending my fingers and like what you have with your fingers. extended, you have one finger extended that

does

n't happen on either side I don't know what was said, right?

Happy on my side, but I might be attracted. Can I request that the finger be opened? Okay,

weird

. Now you're going to get super sexy. You want to be completely sexy. A little sexy to the max. I'm not sure you can handle this. Alright? I asked for it, wow this thing just got so much hairier, it's so hairy, how hairy is yours, the ninth leg feels like a rubber man, it's like I have a hole like you, but I'm actually not. I won't take it personally. You didn't, you didn't find that sexy no, I'm sorry, I feel like it was the same object but the object grew hair like it grew sexy hair, you know what I mean, my object was different man, my object didn't have some hair, but it felt like I was pulling hair out of my arm, what was it?

I can't see, you can't see it, no, oh, oh, what I'll tell you later, okay, long story short, the music got sexier, but I did it, my experience got weirder, dude, I don't know and I don't know, first of all, I didn't know you had such a range of sensuality. I have huge reserves of untapped sexiness in that machine, right? Yes, in fact, I personally felt an increase in sensuality. I'm not making this up. I literally, I don't know, I felt like there was the same thing in the first two rounds, in the third round, the thing was hairy and sexy and I usually don't do it.

I don't think about Harry being sexy, but today I do, let's find out what it was in round 1, show us hello, oh, hello, hello Alex, that makes a lot of sense based on what I felt. I would have said it was something hard plastic and You, you were caressing me with this rose here, yeah, okay, that's nice, it didn't feel like a flower, that's cool. I'm so sorry, I tried. Okay, round 2. What's that? It's dead dog poop. I said you were sorting dog poop from top to bottom. Yeah, and just squeeze it a little bit and you and you had no part in that, not bad, okay, yeah, another part of a mannequin and what they were about three thanks Alex, oh, who are you?

I've been silent, a plumber, a haunting plumber did it. Feel sexy, no, you know I was a plunger, no, but I was. I realized it was rubber and now it makes a lot of sense, except well, you don't make much sense, a shirtless plumber, yeah, Sully is the only kind of plumber I live with very intensely. shirtless plumber and again yes, he was right and this is not what I was imagining, but it seemed sexy at the time. I like that she made me feel sexy tonight and I think she smelled something. Put that away, man, but you two can. stay, come, bring it, bring it, it's okay.

I think we know who we have to thank for this incredible experience. Yes sir. weird, weird, sir, for coming here, you get tickets to the ridiculous, self-indulgent, ill-advised vanity tour at Weird Al, calm down and take out the Al box tomorrow, check this out, this is a fucking box, it's super cool, multiple, multiple. albums how many are here in 15 15 15 albums sleep in for some leftover Thanksgiving tricks from tomorrow through Monday you get a free sticker pack with every online purchase at the legendary store dot while supplies last stick 'em on