If Shark Tank Was Asian

Last time I saw this peak maintained, I'm still with my ex-wife. Hi, I'm a flop management professional Asian CEO and every day we have uh, diversify into the field of fashion, investors, have you ever been shopping outside and run out of space in your bag we've discovered the solution and we have practically broken the laws of fear six okay, we have identified the problem and we have removed the bottom of it say you want to go to the supermarket you grab some things but it is too much to store well not for infinity behind it does not weigh anything else, that's right, we have deciphered the laws of physics, okay, say you go to the gym, you want to bring some clothes, you know how to change too, of course, it's very difficult to hold it with the blindfold. well, pop it into your Infinity back, it won't weigh an extra punk, I don't want to hold your phone at a concert, no problem, completely taken care of, check this out, there's a very new solution that we're the first thing that we also expanded. to another field Nathan, can I invite you to a demonstration?

Our failures are very important. You know, those things you call children. Go ahead and put on this new line of infinity backpacks. We know that kids carry so many backpacks that they need to get the a well that causes back problems with the infinite backpack. We guarantee that you will not have any extra weight. How do you feel? It feels great exactly. Thank you. You can stay with your back and go down inside. It's a problem now. I think you will. Keep it straight, but I don't think you'll keep your eye on a very high profit chill.

Well, my own China has a factory. What do you pay your uncle? He has five years. Plus, legally we don't have to pay you. Oh. okay, I'm going to like that child labor, my favorite, it works with my um, with my ex-girlfriend's emotional baggage, uh, even better, it works with all your ex-girlfriend, we don't make any trouble, it's like a sleeping bag, you know, you, you. you take it out, you take out your girlfriend, you open the sleeping bag, you say, it goes in smoothly last time I saw, hold this pig, I'm still with my ex-wife, it looks like your mother could have put you in an Infinity bag when you were a baby .

That's why I came up with the idea, so I'd like to ask for $50 million for two percent of the company. I'll do it for one percent. Thanks Nathan, today, hello gentlemen, does anyone here have a cousin? His parents are always comparing them. two, yes sir, well this is his ideal cousin, oh he looks handsome, yes, 5.0 unweighted GPA, he is a doctor, engineer, lawyers, rocket scientist and CEO finder. He works 26 hours a day, that's average, and he also plays many instruments, including all of them very basic. Are you supposed to compete against this if you only had a cousin?

That was a terrible influence. Now present your cool cousin for a one-time purchase. You can buy from me so you can compare yourself with your cousin. These are my academic achievements. Use it for. marketing use it for um for for for consulting I would use it for this thank you oh wow so how much are you asking? It actually depends on the client's salary, for example, how much is your annual salary? Two dollars, well, it cost you. two dollars I need the calculations okay if you want to model I don't like that it has to be like at least my four percent how many cousins ​​can you serve uh how much volume do you have one oh yeah, I could do more You pay money to buy yourself Uncle Roger is going to pass I'm not in the human trafficking business Okay, money for an Asian kid Actually, Nacho I can do other things, although I could make iPhones I could, you could make an iPhone, yeah, yeah, child labor attached to you, yeah.

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