I Tested 1-Star Hotels (again)

Expendor does not work, which is crazy. As if none of them were working. Fortunately, I obtained my own snacks. It is a blue raspberry night. I have said it once and I will say it

again

. It is absolutely the moment of jam. This is really the first time I have pajamas, so let me have this! While I feel that the 1

star

reviews prepared for my stay here, I am not sure that there is something that can say verbally to express how strange this hotel is. But I have concluded that it is pleasant. It is a good hotel.

It is also quite economical to stay here, which is a great advantage. There is still one thing that I have to do tonight, before I can go to bed and finish my review. And that is seeing the totality of Kung fu panda 2. Yes. See you in the morning! Mwah! Good morning, Detroit! The first thing is the first: coffee. And second things in second place: my review. Ah, man! I can't wait for the next. I don't know if I'm more excited to leave Saint Regis Hotel or fly to Missouri. I will take anything right now. You know where I am.

Kansas City, Missouri. This is 180 of the Motel 6. Behind me is the Phillips hotel. From afar, it looks very good. It looks very elegant. However, reviews say otherwise. The photos of this hotel ... Look! Look these! Look these photos! Like, how could anyone have left a review of 1

star

? Listen to me! Hotel dirty, dreary. Green and red jaws with algae and other particles, which Rebecca says it is a kind of benign calcification. I was bitten, causing a heartbreaking allergic reaction. "1 Star. Chrys! Did you receive a university credit for this review? What is it ... why do we take ourselves so seriously?

These words of vocabulary are crazy." Benign calcification. "The UPS! Ellie truck has some personal meat." Until we get rid of Rebecca, keep crazy with this disaster! Rebecca makes you feel as garbage. Blood splashing in bed and telephone. "1 star. That's ... why is it ... why is it suddenly a little scary? I know why Darryl is our last seemingly normal review." This is a great place to stay, until my devices began to disappear, and management did not stop it. ! Toilet was haunted. "5 stars. I'm sorry! Did the ghost wipe your butt? Why was this 5 stars? If you look up this hotel online, there are tons of articles saying it's haings.

Being Said, There are 3 dire There a bus. City? Yesterday I Went Down to Our Lower Level. Housekeepers, So I'M Like: "Oh, Hi, Hi!" Vanity: Yeah. Know That I Don't Do Spooky. Look Up Hotel Phillips, Room 511. This is the room. Room No, IT's definitely to Guy Might've real look LEFT A DEVICE OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. Put to the test. Ryan. Oh, my goodness! Holy smokes! That is so bright. I expected this flashlight to be like, sleepover vibes. I'm being blinded by a military weapon. I have this device here. Looks high tech, right? Let's use it! There's something In The Walls CLOCKS.

Anything. To haunt me, I'S Gonna have to do it While I Watch Kung Fu Panda 3. Nothing is Gonna Stop Me. That is incredible. I am out of bitter strips. "That was me. That is shameful. The main thing is: I am awake at 3:30 a.m. I am ready to write my review. No one stole my device. Oh my God! I forgot this. Good news, Darryl. Now I'm on my way to the final border of this video. Video. $ 300 per night. 2 megabytes for the second internet and 1 towel. Make it meaning." 1 star. " Jerry, that was beautiful. I feel that Ann really prepares why these 1 star reviews could be arriving. "Surprisingly horrible. 4 -star hotel?

Generally dirty. Used fabrics under the desk. Soda dry in the drawers. Insects in bed. Black hair packages on the floor of the bathroom. Gross smell in the bathroom. Bad shower sticky and do not respond. Oh my God! Ann! They did something, right? Saint Smoks! She simply entered this hotel. That's ... that's all. I think that is absolutely everything he experiences in a hotel. And finally, ERT published this review of 1. Yeah. I boought New Sunglasses. The One Liners Feel Way Cooler If I Put On Sunglasses Afterwards. It Just Makes Me Feel Much Comforable. Let's do This! Aquila Court.

Wow! This is so nice. Are You. Ryan: Were You Checking in? Oh, oh, oh! Hey! Woman: Checking in? Ryan: Oh, Yes. Right here? This Side? Jack: Okay. Jack: and way to get to your room is to go straight this the columns. Ryan: Okay. Jack: and you'll see a staircase. Climb The Staircase, and then You Will Make A ... Right Turn. Ryan: Okay. Awesome. What was. Your name? Jack: Jack. Ryan: Jack. Appreciate it. I'M Ryan. Thanks! I Follow Jack's Directions to Get To My Hotel Room, But i'm Not Very Good at Following Directions. So now i'm lost. Hey!

Sorry! I'M Room 2004. Is that This Floor? Man: 2004? Ryan: Is that to Different Place? Man: I'M Not Sure. Ryan: Should I try on 204, You Think? Man: I Guess, Yeah. Ryan: Alright. We'll see. I Wondered if it was to Typo. So i went to room 204, Just to check if sumone was in there. Subone Was Definitely in There. I decide to keep walking around. I Stopped at Room 439. That Was Fun. Hey! Uh ... My Room Is 2000. Woman: Yeah, That's a Nice Room. Ryan: Oh, Sweet. Okay Woman: So it's like one of these rooms. Like Thos Big Windows. Ryan: Oh, so it's that way?

Woman: Yeah. Ryan: Oh, Nice. Okay Awesome. Thank you! I Believe My Room Is Somowhere Up There. These Sunglasses are only unpaid my vision at this point. I'LL PUTAM Back On When I Have Another One Line. These are the stairs i was Supposed to go up. Jack was right. I just have terrible sense of direction. I Don's Know What Part of the Hotel I'm in, But This is Beautiful. Let's check out Our Room! See you on the inside! Oh, this can't be it! This can't be my room. What the Heck? WELCOME TO MY FINAL 1 STAR! It was to Lot Cooler in My Head.

If this is 1 Star To Omaha, I'M MOVING HERE. My Friends! I Don's Think We're in Kansas Anymore. How about Tour? There's an entire kitchen. And Don't Get Me Started On The Fancy Glasses! Oh, this? Just a dying room. The Living Room. This Window Is Beautiful. It has to view of the Courtyard. But what really made my jaw drop? There's an upstairs. Bedroom. Oh, Welcome! Yeah, It's Got One of these in it. Bathroom. Is This Hotel Room Perfect? No. There are scffs in many place. The Wood Floors are Quito Squeaky. There's Sub Gaps in the Flooring. The Painting you have underbeard Juice Stains On It.

And I have not necessarily put myself, but I am so excited and grateful that this is the final room. Impressions Here: It's Gonna Be Fire. The First Thing I'M Testing is the Internet Speeds. I Simply Will Not Believe it If it's Actually 2 Megabytes Per Second. Oh, Yes! Go, go, go! Oh! I ALREADY FINISHED ALL THE KUNG FU PANDA MOVIES. What do i need it for, Anyway? That's So Bad. Alright. Ryan: Thank you! So you guys just run this shuttle for guests? Driver: Yeah. Ryan: That's So Nice. There is not to feel better than walking the streets of Omaha, who is with me?

Plushie. But now I am a Kung Fu Panda fan, so I'm going to pay money for a toy. When I finally returned to the hotel, it was time to prove the room service review. Hello! Can I ask for some food? Room service: Okay. What are we thinking? Ryan: I have not completely seen the menu, but I would love a steak. Room service: impressive. And how would you like? Ryan: anything but cooked. Room service: So you want to do, as a rare, medium? Ryan: Yes. The medium would be incredible. Room service: impressive. I would probably say about 20 to 30 minutes.

Ryan: 20 to 30 minutes. Awesome. Thank you! A fully cooked steak is on the way. See you in 20 to 30 minutes! Room service: this is all you. Ryan: impressive. Thank you so much! Dinner is served. It is crazy, but this dinner is half the price of this hotel room. I cannot say if it is a good business or a bad business, but it is happening. First, we have a steak. That would actually be crazy if it were too cooked. We also have a lot of french fries, as I asked. I still have the palate of an 8 -year -old boy, and it's fine.

It's so weird. I don't have a kung panda fu to see tonight. Okay, well, it is definitely not too cooked. I asked half a weird. That seems quite well. Hey! To Omaha. MHM! That is really good. If you are new here and wonder what I have been eating throughout this video, this is my sweet brand, Joyride. At this time, we have sour strips, and very soon we are throwing new sweets. The reason we are making new sweets in the first place is: because we have the attention of retailers. Wow! I can't say who yet. But in the coming months, the best sweet on Earth is to reach a store near you.

If you want to stay up to date and be the first to know when we replenish our sour strips and throw our new sweets, follow us on Instagram! I am trying to move to the children of the followers. Thank you very much for Joyride's support so far! Literally means the world for me. It is crazy. I am very grateful. I would eat this for dinner if I could. That would be irresponsible. I'm going to finish my food, and then I will go find milk and free cookies from my 1 star hotel. Whatever. Commercial offer! I have ... jam time.

You get ... to see me eat milk and cookies. Take your time! I found milk and cookies. Ryan: Very good. Jack: Everything is fine. Ryan: ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡Í ” I'm having a great night. Hey, I have milk and cookies. Jack is the best. Jacobo! 5stars Health! Ryan: Thank you very much! Jack: bets, man. Ryan: Have a good one! Alright. What happens, guys? I have a complete belly. In fact, I think I ate too much tonight. It's a bit worrying, but, I mean, I'm having fun. I am a little sad because the trip is coming to an end. This is the last hotel.

But I'm really excited, because when I'm going home, I can watch a movie with my friends. And I'm really going to know what is happening, because I saw the first 3 films on this trip. No, I'm really looking forward to arriving. I'm going to bed. I have a review to write in the morning. Sweet dreams! Panda. Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. We are arriving at theaters, 12 deep, all in our Jammies to see Kung Fu Panda 4. The best part? I no longer have to lie that I have seen the other films. I cannot describe how well it feels to enter this movie without the impostor syndrome.

And it would not have been possible without my trip in this video. The movie was fire. Thanks for seeing everyone! Watch another video! YouTube believes that you would like this video on the screen here. Give it a chance! It is probably really great, and a handsome guy could even be in the video. There are no promises. I love you! Bye bye!