If Instagram Were Real

i am a girl i look cute hey look at my baby oh look at my baby no no thank you look at me by the way im looking at your baby do you want to say something nice about her she is cute hello everyone is nikki your favorite fashion blogger everyone looked at me and look at me i'm talking about stuff and look at me hey guys look at me i have something to say if you comment on my outfit for the day i will totally reply you guys look hot my mom y'all're amazing nikki we are amazing queen outshone again by nikki we'll get her next time true fans don't need an answer. a girlfriend I don't know what you're talking about excuse me hi you don't know me your boyfriend is talking to me don't talk to my boyfriend stay in your lane geez why are the girls always after you? days no it's crazy hey your brain new girlfriend right yeah ok i love it when you gave your sister thank you background in 2014 excuse me oh shi who was that oh my god those pictures of your mom from 2012 were so cute, I loved them, why did I comment?

I just wanted to tell you directly that you are my idol and I love everything. you do and i just wanna be you, where's my shirt? So I'm in the park, just playing with raw meat on my hands and just thank you, and this guy's poodle appears out of nowhere and attacks me directly, excuse me, Dillon. but you'll be interested in this vest for a dog i never lose you're done again what the hell we don't have pets but clearly i heard you say poodle who is this clown someone said clam why don't you look at this creepy clown hoodie you can wear with your children whoo Wow, oh my God, that's God, would you like to hear the word of Christ? step 1 start believing just because you can't see other meaning it's not

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step 2 stop drinking it's illegal yeah all of us if you believe in god step 3 what are you doing i think you have to work.

I'm just going to look at nature or something that's weird that's the weirdest thing I've heard in my life why are you going to do? grapes and jewelry you better believe they're even worse for you step 4 go bald step 5 regret going bald that's the last one i don't know how you solve that so i need clothes for my stress dreams because i'm always naked and i like it Clearly, I need to be prepared, you know, yes, I have an influence, Alexa, what's the weather? Hahaha, nothing helps smooth things over when you're in that constant grind like that Amazon Alexa hashtag from that Amazon.

It has changed my life in so many ways. many STDs do you have a hashtag ad? I'm smiling here, but what you can't see is the pain and struggle I'm dealing with inside. People like to pretend that life is perfect and everything is fine, but that is not the

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ity. The reality is that the last four months have been very difficult for me. e but I'm proud to say that I finally made it. Sorry to hear that aye-aye-aye aye-aye-aye like this but I have to go out sometimes we'll just ask you Pez for those of you who are struggling you know you'll get ahead too and for everyone who stuck with me through it all this matter, I appreciate you, I love you, Dad, how kind of you, don't you know me?

Big daddy will pay child support he know say he looks just like him oh thanks daddy no no no jeff hands don't need an answer shake good hey like and share oh my god it's ok kiss your baby's hand that's so good but no lips it's ok i put up with you first love i watched you from the start first i watch your hair - oh no im talking about nikki's outfit no one literally doesn't like me love you can we talk about nikki's outfit Nikki for a second? I would change my name to Nikki, why is no one talking? about how nikki is so pretty why didn't anyone say first would you be my mommy nikki step 1 gave up on the god of her because it's time for messiah to be your main main step;

That's all you need. What did you do with that pot? I cried until they agreed to stop, but it was a terrifying experience for me. and a sick old ass is on this page he's my god yeah he's ok whatever your struggle know you'll get through it and for those of you stuck dammit thank you blessed hashtag reeling not smiling while you're making noise, branwall and plop. And Brown, yeah, because it's nice to look at people and look people in the eye, it helps. Whenever I look people in the eye, oh right now hot snakes run down the leg through the pant leg to the shoe but they. they're always white the next day good morning guys don't go anywhere if there's one thing i've learned in the sales business is to leave you wanting more and we've got so much more for you we've got this video here it's good it's very good well my son and d also have a merchandising store, that's what they call it.

I never heard the word merch in my life until this year and then Comair too. I lost my back and it's a big old button. If you want to click on it, it's the best button. round shiny and new