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If Instagram Were Real

If Instagram Were Real
myself a girl I look cute Hey look at my baby oh look at my baby no no thank you look at my by way I am looking at your baby do you want to say anything nice about her she's cute hey everybody it's Nikki ur favorite fashion blogger everybody looked at me and look at me I'm talking about things and look at me hey guys look at me I have something to say if you comment on my outfit of the day I will totally reply you guys you look hot my mom you're awesome Nikki we stand an amazing
if instagram were real
Queen ghosted again by Nikki we'll get her next time true fans don't need a response yo wassup girl hi looking cute as hell just hang out sometime okay why are you hitting on me when you clearly have a girlfriend I don't know what you're talking about excuse me hi you don't know me um your boyfriend is talking to me do not be talking to my boyfriend stay in your lane God why are girls always after you baby hos these days no it's crazy hey your brains new girlfriend
right yeah okay I love when you gave your sister thank you background in 2014 excuse me what Oh Shi who was that oh my god that photos in your mom from 2012 was so cute loved it why did I comment I just wanted to directly let you know that you are my idol and I love everything you do and I just want to be you where's my shirt so I'm in the park right just playing with raw meat in my hands and just thank you and this guy's poodle comes up out of nowhere and like straight up attacks me
scuse me Dillon but you'll be interested in this vest for a dog I never lose you're done again what the hell we don't have any pets but I clearly heard you say poodle who is this clown did somebody say clam why don't you check out this spooky clown hoodie you can wear it with your boys whoo Wow oh my god that's God would you like to hear the word of Christ step 1 start believing just because you can't see another meaning not

real

step 2 stop drinking it's illegal yeah
if instagram were real
all of us if you believe in God step 3 what are you doing have to work I think I'm just gonna look at nature or something that's that's weird that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard why what are you gonna do I'm gonna stare close up at people's faces well I take a Oh step 3 quit smoking - and those grapes and jewels you best believe those are even worse for you step 4 go bald step 5 regret going bald that's the last one I don't know how you resolve that so
I need clothes for my stress dreams coz I'm always naked and like clearly I need to be prepared you know like yeah I've got an influencer Alexa what's the weather lol nothing helps smooth things out when you're on that constant grind like hashtag Amazon Alexa from that Amazon it's changed my life in so many ways how many STDs do you have hashtag ad I'm smiling here but what you can't see is the pain and struggling I'm dealing with on the inside people like to
pretend that life is perfect and that everything's okay but that's not the

real

ity the

real

ity is the last four months have been

real

ly difficult for me but I'm proud to say that I finally pushed through I'm sorry to hear that aye-aye-aye aye-aye-aye like this but I gotta go out on times we're just gonna ask you Pez for those of you who are struggling know that you will also push through and to everyone who's stuck with me through this whole thing I appreciate you I love
if instagram were real
you guys daddy so nice isn't he know me Big Daddy will pay child support he knows that he says you look just like him oh thank you daddy no no no Jeff hands don't need a response right shake hey like and share oh my god okay kiss your baby's hand that's so good but not the lips okay I stand you first I love I watched you from the beginning first I watch your hair - oh it's no I'm talking about Nikki's outfit nobody's literally don't want me I love you can we
just talk about Nikki's outfit for one second I would change my name to Nikki why is nobody talking about how Nikki is so pretty why did no one say first will you be my mom Nikki step 1 abandoned her God because it's time to make the Messiah your main main step - that's all you need what did he do about that potal I cried until they agreed to put it down but for me it was such a scary experience stop drinking smoking and sexing step 3 subscribe to smash and a sick old ass is on this
page that's my god yes okay whatever your struggle know that you'll get through it and to those of you stuck stuck damn it thank you hashtag blessed that wobbling not smiling while you're plopping branwall and plop and Brown yeah cuz it's nice to stare at people and like stare people in the eyes it helps I've always when I stare people in the eyes oh right now hot snakes down the leg out through the pant leg into the shoe out there but they're always white the next day
well good day fellas don't you be going anywhere if there's one thing I've learned in the sales business it's to leave them wanting more and we've got plenty more for you we've got this video right here it's a good it's a

real

goodie goodie my son and we also have a merch store that is what they call it I never heard the word merch in my life till this year and then also we Comair I lost my back and it's a great old button if you want to click it it's the
best button round shiny and new