Every Single Person Ever

Yeah, wildflowers, crazy anyway, guys, it's like 10:30, Liz and I are going to go see a movie to go to bed, oh well, if we could sneak up on it at the same time, maybe we'll watch it together like a movie party at a zoo. like a foreign movie, wouldn't you like it, I have to go, although I love other lands, no, sorry guys, I'm out, I'm going to have sex, Steve, in fact, maybe I could train one or both of them if they wanted to stay. on zoom I can teach Steve some techniques. I call it the Rickety Tower, you'll like it, we did it once, it'll n

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happen again, buddy, yeah, Britt and I are just cuddling tonight, so I'm going out and cuddling with my friends' arms like three bugs. on a rug when we're all together under the blankets just snuggling cool buddy just two peas in a pod just three peas in that pod three P two peas hey well that's cool cuz I'm actually really busy I'll stay In this calls and I'm going to drink alone, so I have to do it with all the people.

Hey, let's see what's in these quotes. Penis. Oh, penis, penis, penis, it's all the

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penises or as I like to call it, leave it free. I call one of my old darlings real quick, no, girl, I miss you, Corey, you don't miss me, you know, you're sad, it's 2:00 a.m., oh, I mean it, like you're the only girl I love , but just girl I care so much you're the only girl I'm dating, I promise I don't see anyone else over them, okay, what's my middle name, Corey? Look, that's your question because we're going to have one, it's getting light, okay?

Call one of my other dads, Corey, hey girl, I miss you, yeah, what's my middle name? These girls and I literally need a

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passenger line for life. I'm saving myself for the apocalypse. Do you know what the best part of being single is? I don't have to talk to anyone. I can do what I want. I can go wher

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I want. I can literally start having fun right now if I want to. Is incredible. Yes, that's what I like to hear. Well, then what are you going to do? do it tonight I don't know probably anything oh, I could touch the stove again don't touch the stove don't tell me what to do I'm single I can smell your burning flesh through the screen oh yeah, sex, I don't know I don't know what that is, Hey Dylan, what's good, not much, my man just wanted to check like I do

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day to see if you would come with me asking your sister out.

Oh, still a tough note for me, bro, hey, awesome. I'll talk to you later buddy, ah, thanks buddy, I'm just having an eat, pray, love moment, okay Brian, I'm a fool, but I'm NOT going to sink into sadness, oh, oh, no, I'm going to get a body of revenge that does seem. I like a lot of work, you know what I'm going to buy a bigger shirt so I look slimmer, but I keep my pants the same size because, but if she, I love listening to my friends talk about their relationships. Hey, then I deserved your mom.

He's officially divorced ah no way broham had to check ttyl buddy I'm going to jump the lagoon on my jet ski ah sick man don't die hey no promises but if I do I'll be a haven for your sexy mom oh no Do that man, it I donate to this girls exclusive fan so yeah we're practically dating being single is the back ok I didn't see you there but kids I don't know I haven't done this since I was who's gonna plan my funeral, I'll do it someday, buddy, no, yeah, no, man, there'll be a day when you slip up and you won't be there and then I'll send you a note and in that note my phone number, well, I hope you crave the challenge. bro you got it, my weapon of choice in three, one, two, three tridents, who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?

Hey, hey, so last night our decks got a little flirty, yeah, could you send me a picture, y'all Bodhi, okay, I have a A quick question is a little weird for us like me and you, yeah, no I believe it. I mean, we're friends, we were single, we weren't hurting anyone, you can't flirt, what are your friends for? What are they there for? You know exactly. Uh, do you want to learn a little more? oh, I don't know, uh, that was a totally bad idea. I was just joking, yeah it's probably a winter thing, yeah it'll never happen again, like it's not necessary for me, at least like me. relaxing, yeah, we wouldn't want it to jeopardize the friendship, literally, that would be the last thing we would have to do.

Okay, I like you enough to flirt with you, but I don't like you. Nothing really, dating you doesn't make sense to me. exactly exactly log out now Sorry, what was that? Nothing. I have to go talk to you later tonight. I'm in love with you. You should have put a ring on it. Hey man, do you have a minute? What's happening? Kelly and I just had a big fight and we broke up oh hell yeah my man is back my man waiting is back okay so just the plan / I'll take you out and we'll find some affection.

Oh wait, Cody, uh, Kelly it is. taking off her clothes I think it's time to put on makeup. We were going to have sex. What's up with Danny? Oh honey, you bake cookies too. I love you a lot. I like cookies. I'm only single because I'm picky and a sex offender. Okay, so we have We all thought about it and decided that we will put you in touch with Amanda, oh my God, you know that, okay, well, how about that? Well, she's cute, although I appreciate it, but they dumped me a week ago, why are they pushing so hard? hard on this so early oh I just don't want to hear any more about your feelings and I want them to be someone else's problem.

I want you to be as miserable as me. I've had the same stepdad for about 15 years and I'm kind of perfect because once here are the details of your new steamy relationship, look under all the details enough to form a mental image enough for my spanking bench, oh yeah , I want that too mm-hmm, you will find someone. just stop looking buddy I'm so lonely right now oh no I thought you were talking to someone you were really excited about what happened who Tiffany no I don't think that was her name Oh Rita no Monica Jesse no Mabel no I think that her name started with the beat, oh okay you're talking about Bianca not Bella not Beth not Becky not Brittany not, Brittani Brittany with a why with a team not Brittany with an AI and two tees No Oh, grab, grab , grab, grab, steal, no, but I also like how With a lot of women you're talking like, damn, Real Talk, it's so good for you, but what are we talking about?

Oh, we were talking about how I felt really alone. Yes, I understand that you remember the Forever Alone meme. The meme was sick. it's time to post a thirst trap on the old smile ripped hair on the left lake on the right hey don't judge me i can't lick my own crotch like you oh and she's just wow wow i can't win with you i sleep like a star sea. Thank you all so much for inviting me to this happy hour. My appointment should start in a second. Oh, they invited you on a date. Yes, I didn't want to be the third wheel for you again.

Oh, very well, we can sing. below our learning for you we didn't know it affected you like this hey honey I'm so excited to meet all your friends Oh guys this is Vlad Vlad these are all my friends oh I'm a hot 22 year old skater boy duh he's so Loved From meeting you, Vlad, I like your cigarettes, oh, this must be that toothy judge you always talk about. I have an accent. I'm a team of talking American guys. I am a hamburger. McDonald's country music. Garth Brooks. I have hemorrhoids, although you. I want to talk about hemorrhoids, yeah, let's burn the pile of cookies and don't even eat any.

Oh honey, I didn't know cookies could do that, they're certainly not edible now, oh God, my lotion, oh honey, the movement is so crazy. He was walking at night in a park and he was looking at her and he just called me like, "Hey girl, come here and I was like, Did you not listen for the life of you?" No, I got into his car. I am a very charming man. I retired. knife and I say, hey girl, get in the car, you know what happens if you're happy, we're happy for you, yeah, good, because I'm happy, happiness is fleeting, the only purpose of life is to make the child stop, are you so bad?

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