I Tried Eating ARMY Ration Food for 24 Hours (MRE Meals)

Hi, I'm Carthage and this is Woods. Massive greetings. I'm drinking from my Woods mug. Check out this beautiful art and craft that my lovely friend Corey gave me. It's so cute it makes me cry. I love it. Today we are

eating

military.

food

is killing our country the most peaceful era in the history of humanity you don't agree that there is so much sadness between you and me there is anguish and terrible things he said he wants more cheese okay these are ready-to-eat

meals

they are given as

ration

s for the military as well as government workers and people, when, you know, I came up with this idea because Carthage was on social media and Faze Rug was

eating

military

food

and I was like I was the taster, so I want to try it.

Plus, each of these little things is a meal. What if it's really good? What if it's really bad? Don't know. I also have astronaut food, which I can try in another video if you want, but check out all of these. small ready-to-eat

meals

, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, this feels a lot like if there was ever a zombie apocalypse. I would have a lot of meals. I think this is an interesting thing, especially given the times we live in. If this is a good investment, Brown Sugar Maple Oatmeal, I'll save it for when I'm in trouble and the dog has something to eat too.

Bacon hash browns, vegetarian chili. Well, the first thing Carthage will try is the Chicken Parmesan Pasta. and it comes with utensils and a flameless heater, what do you mean a flameless heater? I guess these are really like if you don't have a microwave if you don't have a stove, it has everything you could ever need. The pilot bread is this what sunflower kernels pilacy oh orange flavored orange juice no fruit juice what's the point of that this is the flameless food warmer I'm afraid don't touch it until it's cooled down or you'll burn yourself I'm carthage I'm notoriously bad at following directions that's true this is what it gets really hot it's already hot not only am I scared step two insert the food add three to five fluid ounces of liquid so if you don't have water you can just pee okay favorite size double glass and let's pour the water this better be the most delicious pasta I've ever had it's nowhere near the line one more that's still nowhere near the line um oh no it's already exploding I can't just I gotta oh oh my gosh look at that's bubbling little known fact about Carthage I love little mini meals I love TV dinners I love airplane food I love any food that's Minnie's look at these little fig bars, I mean, They look like bars that I buy in the supermarket, they are soft on the outside, they are like jam on the inside, they smell very good, they also smell exactly the same, this is the cheese spread, knead the package before opening it.

Pilot bread with sunflower seeds actually smells like freshly baked bread you would get in an Italian restaurant. I guess I'm going to make some orange flavored juice, without fruit juice, oh, it's like a spicy flavor that's really bright orange. I wonder why they had to specify that it's no fruit juice some people are allergic to oranges maybe I'm sure more people have allergies like wheat and gluten and this is in all these foods wow it's still going on yeah, I'm literally terrified to open this, I think I'm going to do you read the instructions, you're supposed to remove it carefully, oh I'm sorry I just don't want to kill myself, I think it's like nuclear, I don't want to get hurt, will it compare? this with chef boyardee?

Only time will tell, okay, so I won't do it. Bullshit, I feel like if this is for a hot

army

guy, this doesn't have enough calories, maybe all the calories come from this cheese spread. 1200 small calories for 12 deep. Can you imagine if you were in a place where you really don't? I know very well and this is what you and your friends are eating, you steal your friends' fig bar, you beat up the nerd, bring us crackers and cheese, give me that cracker and cheese, I'm going to put the sunflower seeds in here Because I don't know what, I don't know well, I don't know how I'm going to like who, what are you supposed to do? wait instead of a knife, you understand this, this is a straw meal number one, bon appetit and I have to say it before I start, this is very hot, like the heater is very hard, but let's try our chicken and parmesan linguine, It's literally chef boyardee which I really like if you're Italian and don't like overcooked pasta this is definitely not for you I prefer. my dante pie that said i grew up with chef boyardee so that's good the sauce tastes a little powdery let's try our cheese bread oh that's really good now look if i was in the way i would make this that's right how to do it sunflower seeds without fruit rind oh this is better than the supermarket ones, wash it down with a little flavor, the tank tastes too artificial for me but this is a good meal much better than lunch products like If I were a super rich kid, I'd wear this to school and be like lunches, then I'd set the entire classroom on fire with my hot water peter pack Historically,

ration

food had a reputation for tasting very , very very bad, they

tried

to improve their game over the years and this is one of the results and I would say if I was really hungry it would definitely hit the spot.

So many carbohydrates like this are pure energy. I give this a solid 7.5 out of 10. We made the first one fancy, but I'm going to go about my day and then I'll try the others and report back on how they taste and Woods was surprised with the next one because I thought all the sides were going to be equal. be like those fruit bars again another you know pilot bread again but this is different this is Creole chicken with brown rice you have your own little pitas or what are these tortillas right I call them pitas it has like this pear sandwich and I thought about it I was going to be something like baby food or applesauce, but here there are whole pieces of pear, chickpeas and the same cheeses as before, but this time it has jalapenos and sour lime juice, but hey, if you like lime, okay , I'll try. to accompany first, it tastes exactly the same as those like from the mountain um fruit cups that I never liked when I was a child since I gave you tortilla, I just like to combine it by making a combination of chickpeas to make it more crunchy.

Cartago loves different flavors and textures, check this out. beautiful aged chicken specialty very good brown rice, you guessed it, overcooked, the jalapeño cheese is a really nice touch as it's like trying to be a spicier dish, the chickpeas are fun and exotic, what I noticed about this meal is that I ate To bring extra bowls, I guess if you're in the

army

or in a bunker or something, you'd just like to drink it out of the bag, this is so sweet, I wish most of the calories were like In the main course, I feel like most of the calories here are like the other things, I know how it says 1200 calories, but what if this is like 500 here again?

I feel like it's 7.5 out of 10. This is good because it's something you can't complain about you're getting tired second meal of the day yeah I want like an apple right now I never want apples can you imagine eating this kind of stuff for months? I got used to it for sure, I'm just being a d-box, I'm at home, so the water heater activated told us: how does this work? You pour water in and there are metals in the bag that heat up and essentially become batteries by mixing with water like it's a chemical reaction that produces heat and then everything burns and then cools down again scientific rules if you eat three of these a day one thousand two hundred times three that's thirty six hundred great, okay, yeah, you have the math questions.

It's time to prepare my dinner, how are you? forest, hunger for a better world, yes, me too, a little tired, a little hungry, I have to close this before the chemical reaction happens, the new thing here is peanuts, we have fig omelet bar and I think every time you arrive Cheese people like cheese. The people of the world now look at us. Oh, it says thank you for your service. I feel so worthless for eating this. I don't deserve to eat this. I hope I eat it all because I did the last one. Not dry roasted, I love dry roasted peanuts, get my cheese spread.

I wish all the cheese spreads were jalapenos because the last one was so good, it looks like a tongue and now we're waiting for the rest of our food to be cut up. ready to go, it's very hot, oh, it's boiling, but I wonder if you could put that stuff in a bathtub to create a nice hot bath, okay, don't do it, I have it on my fig bar, oh no, oh, ready to go, ready to go Wow, this is a stew, I think when I made the comparison with Campbell's before, it was pretty spot on, you know, like Campbell's soups, this just tastes like the chunky soup variety and it's good, it's something you would look forward to.

I'm going to put some peanuts in the cheese, it gets too hard. This is one of the best options because the meat stew is allowed to overcook, unlike pasta and rice. This is good as is. That's what my main problem with this must be. I like it, it tastes great but it's a brown plate, the most colorful and bright thing is the radioactive green drink, but it's definitely fun to eat, it tastes good, but what I really like is a smoothie or an arugula salad or something like that. a lot of different colors, so I feel like it's more appetizing for me to look at what you think the woods are, I think these people are crazy, they put their heads in the pot, why, oh, we also look at the calories, this is 120 calories , the cheese is 130.

The fake bar is really good, it's like someone put a little vanilla in it. I thought it was a really fun experience to eat these ready-to-eat foods, like I was imagining the kind of people and the kinds of situations that like to eat them. meals and it makes me happy that this is really good, many people who eat these things are in a position where beggars can't choose. I was looking at pictures of the old ones and they look absolutely horrible, it was a bit pricey. although 169 is actually not bad 169 times 12. That's 14 dollars per meal. Today I'm very clueless as if I couldn't pronounce a sentence as if I couldn't.

I can't spit out words. I keep stumbling over my words and I feel like it's because this is all I've eaten and I don't eat enough. I just don't have the brain power. I can't eat so many nuts at once and not even Carthage can handle so many nuts. in your face I hope you enjoyed this video, let me know what you think in the comments, like would you eat these things? Do you find them seductive? If you want to see me again, be sure to send notifications and I'll see you. in the next you