I Survived 100 Days of Real Life in Minecraft
lifeis difficult but
realwell that's just delicious sadly they did not sponsor this video but over the next 100
daysi'm gonna be making
realistic as possible to see just how
realistic is too
realistic now from the start i knew this wouldn't be just any ordinary
minecraftworld not because i could see my toes that's so weird dude but because i was already freezing to death and the key to any survival situation is to remain calm i need to find warmth not like this not like this not this soon come on toes i know we just met but we gotta go go go please be warmer please be warmer please be warmer okay so apparently the hot bar is like a body temperature indicator i should
really read up on what exactly these mods do but i wasn't out of trouble yet because the only way to get my hearts back was to build a campfire but there was one small problem whoa ouch dude yeah punching down trees isn't exactly
realistic but i'm a survivor i adapt i improvise i watch youtube tutorials and despite trees having layers upon layers to chop through wood and stone tools being completely useless my own energy levels trying to kill me and the livestock literally falling apart oh that was so much more violent than i intended i was starting to feel like a true survivalist who was still half dead but just as nighttime set in i finally lit my first campfire so the good news is we're back to...
full health the bad news is things are only gonna get more
realistic and difficult from here hooray and if i was gonna survive the next 99
daysi needed a way to protect myself so on day one i went iron hunting and got a little more than i bargained for somebody should have put on their sunscreen wait a minute did he
really just drop that sword oh my god yes now a sword could keep me safe from the mobs but my biggest threat was the cold so on day two i made a sleeping bag ah a good night's rest always makes me feel extra hearty and hungry on day three i made a coat on day five i found a natural hot spring and almost turned myself into soup it might be killing me but at least it's warm but spending so much time alone had consequences oh god it's happening already my sanity levels were dropping fast so i needed to find companions to keep me sane and on day six i found them oh my god there's an orca i watched free willywood i was a kid i am your biggest fan please be my friend it sniffed me it sniffed me are you detecting if i'm food oh don't put me in the mouth please don't put me in the mouth oh i've been attacked i've been tridented ah orca save me orca oh there's the drown oh my god it just ripped its head off well well i ditched these stone cold killers like a bad breakup it's not you it's definitely okay it's definitely you do me a favor and click that subscribe button okay okay that's enough all right thank you...
besides i can use all the help i can get because clearly these apex predators were too hardcore even for me get it because it's hardcore
minecraftokay never mind then on day seven my survival skills were put to the ultimate test oh my god that's a bear don't worry i'm a trained survivalist i know how to handle this situation you just make yourself appear larger than the predator and make loud aggressive noises actually this is working like far too well is this bear even
realistic hey girl how are you doing oh my god it was a trick she's reached peak levels of intelligence but on day eight i finally found the companion i was looking for oh my god hey hey you want a treat all right just based off of my past experiences i have to ask right away are you secretly some kind of murderer that's going to take somebody's head off okay come with me dog instantly became an unbelievable addition to my one-man wolf pack i mean sometimes a little too unbelievable oh my god i even made him a special treat and named him after my
realbest boy rocky road but things were about to get even
realer not because of the stunning sunsets but because my food was actually rotting and becoming inedible so now with two mouths to feed i had no choice but to get a
realjob i mean i'd say being a fisherman is about as
realas it gets hey rocky yeah right but i couldn't just be a fisherman i had to be the best fisherman in the world so rocky and i got straight to work...
dayswere spent perfecting our craft our nights spent getting lost in caves not letting anything distract us from our goal of oh my god that is the biggest fish i've ever seen in my
liferocky is never gonna believe me when i tell him about this rocky you'll never believe the size of the fish that i just saw alright rocky well fine until finally i
realized something god fishing is boring and what's the point of being the fishing goat if there's no form of intelligent
lifeto share it with to be fair you do eat your own vomit but on day 21 everything changed rocky look it's a village and when we got there i finally found what i was looking for hello samaya so i see you're single and uh chronically sleepy you know we should go out sometime i spent the entire day befriending the other villagers but one villager was about to ruin my
lifekeenan greedy well that's not exactly my type so i'm guessing you live in this beautiful hut and that little hut had a big secret um oh so was that samaya oh hey sammy i couldn't help but notice you were walking out of kenan's house this early in the morning and just swinging by for a friendly breakfast right oh god i was devastated but clearly samaya was already in love with someone else and i wasn't about to break the rules and do something totally un
realistic like luring keenan into a dark cave where he'd be turned into a zombie and forgotten about forever this was a one-time thing unless...
there's more boyfriends that i don't know about but i couldn't bear the guilt of what i had done so on day 24 i told samaya everything uh wasn't kenan like your devoted love interest oh well then it was all just a misunderstanding well in any case this village has become extremely dangerous and i think we should leave immediately not you keegan i'm sorry and the next morning that's exactly what we did sammy we might be out here for
daysweeks maybe even months but i promise you that at some point we will find a place to call home uh did you know this village was just on the other side of the hill this whole time okay well now you sound like your brother uh nothing this town was beautiful lively a bit unreceptive at times it was like the new york city of
minecraftand i knew i had to have it but there's only one
realistic way to own a town like this sammy i have an announcement i'm gonna run for mayor your support means the world to me so i spent the next few
daysgetting to know my future constituents hearing about their day-to-day their dreams telling them jokes and stories i mean i was investing every ounce of energy i had into this campaign i'd love to continue this conversation but it's literally killing me right now all right all right bye now oh god but i had to prove to the villagers i was more than just talk so i dove headfirst into my work to prove that i was a hard worker i attacked a tourist for bothering the locals i mean i...
even used my own coal to light up the village when the torches burn out no need to thank me folks just remember to vote but on day 35 i decided to run for the most prestigious position of all sammy the reason that i brought you to this very romantic dock is because i wanted to know will you marry me she's happy to be married to me i did it i mean we did it well we haven't done it yeah i mean we're that's okay that's okay it's getting complicated and weird all right let's just go on day 37 i continued my torch campaign and built an entire garden for my wife sammy look do you love it wow that was actually very nice and weirdly
realistic on day 40 i took on an apprentice i'm not going to teach you how to fish carter you're you're literally trying to steal my business on day 41 i started improving the public transportation system and to
really steal those voters hearts on day 44 i became a family man whoa sammy hold on should this be censor oh i didn't
realize it was a buy one get one free sale i took those bdi little blobs everywhere to work to town anytime i was handling a dangerous weapon and then finally on day 50 something incredible happened look at their little onesies and they've got green eyes just like oh no but thanks to those suspiciously green eyes i could finally take my rightful place as the local peasant all this work and they still think of me as a peasant you don't think i'm a peasant right thank you i...
couldn't stand the thought of my son spending their entire
lifelooking up to me as the local peasant i had to prove to everyone that i could lead this town so on day 51 i built a storage house a graveyard an inn i greeted every single villager every single morning i even visited the other local villages to set up trade exchanges excuse me can i steal your brewing stand okay well i'm still just gonna take it and slowly but surely my rank amongst the people grew higher and higher but that wasn't the only thing that was growing frodo sam you guys are already walking and that probably means you're old enough to swing dangerous weapons unsupervised come with me great work sam frodo uh the trees are over you know what you're doing great but having two extra sets of hands around the house meant that i could throw everything i had into my mayoral campaign and the
daysbecame almost routine wake up read the villagers go to work build the village wake up the villagers build the village wake up the villagers every day getting closer and closer to my goal until finally wait a minute i'm the mayor it's official i did it you will all be answering to me from this point on i mean thank you for your support or whatever i was so excited i couldn't wait to tell my family where are they frodo i hardly recognized you you're like a teenager now oh god you act like one too i couldn't blame him for being angry i mean i had spent all of my time chasing that...
mayoral dream and no time at all with my family guys listen i'm i'm sorry i've been so distracted lately okay i i promise i'm going to do better i want to make this a
realfan now at least they have good taste so i had no choice if i couldn't earn my family's love then i'd have to buy it constituents please note that there has been a slight tax increase and i will not be answering any questions at this time thank you but things were about to get a whole lot worse because winter was coming but it wasn't just the cold causing rifts in the town the fishing lake was freezing over the crops weren't growing i mean the villagers weren't even laughing at my jokes anymore so on day 78 i went to my favorite fishing spot to clear my head and that is when everything changed again whoa whoa whoa edgeville set a bounty on me what is that oh that's an entire army uh guys listen listen listen all right whatever they're paying you i can double it i just have to get my wallet which i left in the village that you're now blocking me from getting back to you okay fine okay fine i'm leaving i wanted to be outraged to be completely caught off guard as to why the village that i built or put through a hostile takeover would do this to me but honestly i couldn't blame them i mean i took every penny that they had and made some
really terrible jokes and here i was right back where i started in a dangerous world fighting to survive but the worst...
part was i was all alone oh rocky road i miss you so much and all that loneliness just added up until my mind made some company of its own what no no no okay that was kind of weird oh that is not okay i knew my sanity levels were dropping fast but the nights were long and it was becoming more and more difficult to decipher what was
realor not hello okay who's throwing potions at me oh what was that hello sam frodo smeagol okay i'm actually starting to get a little bit freaked out right now oh god hello whoa this looks just like a crappy version of skyrim now this might sound crazy but things were actually starting to feel
realnot because of the graphics i mean this is straight nightmare fuel level cursed but because i was starting to
really mattered i'm gonna be honest this doesn't even feel like
minecraftanymore there's no blocks there's no zombies and i'm so worried about dehydration energy food season body temperature and sanity levels it's not even fun to play anymore it's just
minecraftand that's when it hit me i had accomplished my goal i made
realistic ish oh that's not a
realbed um that in turn i ruined its very purpose to be fun at least fishing still sucks i knew what i needed to do but with only a few
daysleft in this world i'd have to work fast so on day 93 i brought the blocks back to
minecraftoh my god that looks so much better on day 96 things started to look...
perfectly pixelated once again and on day 97 i found my way back home we finally made it okay well um sammy listen i just wanted to say that i forgive you for putting a murderous bounty on my head oh i missed you too on day 98 i quit my job i guess it's time to hang up the old rod it's been a good run but oh hey there's a wandering trader hey no soliciting and said goodbye to an old friend on day 99 some mobs came back and on day 100 it was time to say goodbye to others sammy sam frodo i just wanted to say i'm i'm sorry for all my wrongs i know i wasn't the perfect husband or father but it's time miriam we're trying to have a family moment all right that's thank you so much for for that okay anyways but you you were the best part of my you're right i'm sorry wow you guys look totally un