I Made My Friends Listen To My Dad Jokes... (Joke Boat)

What's up guys, welcome to a game called

joke

boat

? In this game we create

joke

s, then we tell them and try to make others laugh. This is the deal. If I can make you laugh right now, you should hit the like button below the video. I want to know what is the most reliable thing in the world: your fingers, because you can always count on them. Press the Like button. Press the Subscribe button. Let's do this. Okay guys, joke, vote. We'll explain it as we go. hand, we start now, let's do it guys,

listen

, if you think I can tell the funniest joke ever, hit the like button.

If you think Gary is bald, hit the like button. I am enthusiastic. Well, how does this work? We're all going to create our own

jokes

and then we're going to create dad jokes, whoever makes the best jokes wins, okay, try them, I literally said what you said, so we'll finally be here in a second, we're going to write like different. words and we're going to use those words to create jokes and then we go up on stage and tell our jokes guys give me some give me some jokes in the comments and I'll use them okay so we have to write like as many topics as you can so We have to write a meal, right, a chicken nugget, oh, I'm not supposed to say this, how loud I am, yeah, sorry, I have a beard, I'm muting, bye, a place, uh, south, uh, what is it, where is it? south in southern new york an animal oh oh we have ducks I'm going to put ducks I'm going to put duck nugget not plural ducks the name of a person uh gary zudd son of gary a mark oh I don't have I didn't fail I only have a few I'll be proud unless they're bad, okay, oh, so now we're setting up our pranks, okay, that's right, I'm quiet, I'm eating, get out of here, I'm eating, I'm out of here. meeting, I'm eating well, so we have two minutes to set up these jokes choose a prepared joke why the blank crossed the street my grandmother said the best thing about the blank is oh my grandmother said the best thing about the shoes is Beef Marshmallow Shoes My grandmother said the best thing about shoes is that now I have to give the puzzle line.

This is where the joke comes in. I have to give a good punchline on where they will vote for me as the best comedian. my grandma said the best thing about shoes is uh oh let me find a shoe piercer the doctors have a bad case of candy my grandma said the best thing about shoes is that they give you a lot of soul right now i have to do another check i have more blanks that why that something crossed the street why the hair dryer crossed the street oh no um led puns with the hair dryer oh I don't know why the blow drying across the street I'm 30 seconds why did the hair dryer cross the street ah shit because it was uh ah hair dryer blow drying okay because it was hurry up wendy you're running out of time and he crossed it with a blower that's terrible I don't have a silence hey, did you get it? ? wait guys, we're out of time okay, no, we're good, I got it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it right, so how does this work?

It's going to be a head. v sigils head 1v1 against someone else and then we vote on his jokes so go ahead social media oh you're going against me okay he's going to tell his joke now my nickname is toe stand, It's okay, because I'm Henry's favorite, oh, because Henry is crooked. toe someone said salami henry looks really weird okay here's my joke I'm going to make this joke okay here we go yeah this is a good one I don't think why the hair dryer crossed the street why because it was windy and he went through them and Whoever wins will get the most points and at the end of all this, whoever has the most points wins oh my god I know, I know who has a better joke, yeah people won this one, what, what, what.

That means wait, who couldn't? And I got extra points for voting for that person you like, that you guys are the way to go, Gary, that's how I got it on video, I remember it, oh, oh, guys, please be quiet, oh, bald, Biffle, go ahead. biffle jokes have you ever prepared me for this? He's dead to me by the way, have you ever noticed how biffle wiffle looks? wait paul blart maul russell come over to biffle right? Damn, it's not hard buddy, okay, so what you got? Oh, I have a good joke. I have a good one, here we go, have you heard about the Himalayan Salt Lamp Challenge?

What the hell is that where you put salty? A land, okay, Russell, yes. you can put Biffle next to Paul Blart, I'll vote for that, I'll vote for it, what he's doing is pretty good, but I want to see the Bible next to Paul Blair's, yeah, give the people what they want, prepare me on this, the people won. them so since zod got a vote he got some points so now it's henry versus gary maybe okay yeah I got this I got the cycle you guys are ready oh versus okay my family is like jellyfish , it's okay, because we turned everyone into stone like jellyfish, understand, I don't know what you're like, Henry, do you know what that city gains?

I mean, get it and then with the one two, here we go, ready, ready, ready, one, two, one, two, when I was a kid, we didn't have toes, we had strong knees, no, you have, They're both fine if we're fine, if neither of us votes, they don't get points at all guys, Gary is my guy, us baldies have to stick together. you know what you gotta do, I didn't vote, I refuse, I've got your back, that was terrible, oh I did the toes, I did that one, okay let's hear it in the next Gary blocks, I'll make the joke guys Oh, it's Gary versus the Bible.

My doctor said I have a bad case, candy because I'm allergic to nuts guys, everyone laughs guys, high school to me was like Gary Block's hair, oh, life full of life, oh Gary, why why are you so daring? Ok, okay, this is what I don't do. I don't know Gary was really good, who spelled my name wrong? Yeah, it wasn't me, yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. Okay, you know what I stay with my boy. I'm staying with my boy. I have to single out Gary. I'm going with the others, no, but you didn't vote, no, I did, I thought I pushed it, you ran out of time, oh, it's because of the desync delay, my grandmother said the best thing about shoes is, aha, they give . you have a lot of soul okay pretty good actually that was easy that was easy you know what I put that's great okay what's the difference between most people and being full being stupid is beautiful in disguise are you okay?

I know it's blurry time, Harry's joke is fine, it's fine, I have b4 as a message, who put b for you, that's clearly plural for the bible, idiot, multiple biffles, yeah, it's easy, I'm not even trying sleep, this is a good joke, even though I'm so old. I remember when I was gary vlogs not bowling is too easy oh finally it's not me gary sorry mate okay this joke is really bad why are they called dogs? oh no, and not from licky mclicky, eh, what does that mean? Oh my gosh, okay, it's about the next round. dad jokes just dad jokes just dad jokes these are the best comedians I think we have one more round after this one, two down, two right, I got it and then the third final round is like a different style of round, right , I forgot, yeah we have the same problem, get out of the way you donkey, so here's the plan, let's rewrite the joke from another comic.

Okay, look at the same setup, but we'll try to write a funnier punchline. Oh, better. We can take someone else's joke and rewrite it, oh friend, this is it. you don't take someone else's material, oh okay, then it's also worth more points because they got a good grade. to compete against why are they called dogs and not licky mclicky I'm so old I remember when gary blocks uh oh yeah dude what do I do with that one? I could put Gary in a grave. Should I put Gary in a grave? I'm going to do that I'm going to do that guys do me a favor be nice to Gary hit the like button and say Gary we love you in the comments because this is going to be bad I'm so old I remember when Gary Blocks was almost married jk i love you oh he's going to be so mad at me oh this is terrible and welcome our comics back to the stage okay oh it's so gary you chose a joke to confront that's right, high school to me was like blocks of milk oh boring oh gary that's sad gary that was good but it's also sad thank you oh yes these points are also worth the double move what you have this is not good after what we just came from I'm so old I remember when I was gary blocks almost married j caleb why did the dryer cross the street? well, it was mine, it was mine, bring it because foot goal, no, you can't, well, you know what I've been doing pretty well, I'm voting for the people who I don't know what else to play no, against that yes, but no you pronounced it correctly, yeah, okay, I got lost in the middle, okay, who are the jokes?

I was a kid we didn't have toes we had toes they have a million subscribers you invited this guy who is actually a lot of fun she's pretty good I can see my little stamp it's not very hard to do oh yeah it I got good I fought on Sunday, here we go, oh my grandmother said the best thing about shoes is that when mice wear them they are called squeakers, okay, but you have to compare the two, which one is better. They give you, son, you take a cake, which was my own head. I promise yes, sigils, who would you eliminate?

This is a great guy, have you ever noticed how bitter Whiffle looks? You seem to be saying it, don't you say heaven? Paul Blart star James, okay, okay, you take my joke and rewrite. rewrite it you know what people I bought from you man I'm voting for sigils I'll stay true to the original I mean that's what youtubers do they repackage jokes over and over again you know exactly I just think it's so true oh God. Oh it's going down we did it guys wait it's like this how did I get it? What is it? What does it mean?

Winner on Sunday. Does anyone know what that means? No, I have no idea guys, hit the like button, hit the subscribe button if you enjoyed it. If you want us to play this again, then you know what I'm saying. I got last place.