I Dropped a Diss Track On my Friends

uh if you ride a bike make sure you hit like guys welcome to one of the best games i've played in a long time this is a rap battle make sure you stay until the end we hit zod with a hook and like I said hit the like button if you enjoyed it hit the subscribe button let's do this right guys this is the ultimate rap battle you guys are ready how does this work? I'm going to skip this tutorial here in a minute, but how this works is, uh, there's six people in this lobby we're all going to talk to each other and then rate each other's raps.

Whoever gets the most money from our raps will win. We will be very mean to each other. I'm going to make so much money be nice, no you have to be really mean, okay, so I already skipped it, why don't you skip it, okay, here we go, okay, I'm muting myself, bye, okay, then , How does this work? I have three minutes, so my first opponent is Gary, noun, food, ah, let me. I get a suggestion for goat stew no, oh I have a good one, oh I'm going to get a lot of points for this okay so I have to write a word that is a noun and food or inch of orange is what you write orange or a. nge yeah orange okay send that'll be my first word and give me a sentence okay now I need to write a line to rhyme with uh be mean to Gary my rhymes melt on the tongue like it's orange.

Gary is so dumb. he stubbed his toe on a door hinge, okay, there's my first. I have two minutes left. Well, wait, let me say this. My rhymes melt on the tongue like orange. Gary is so dumb that he stubbed his toe on a door hinge. gary should have done it I'm going to do something bald wait the verb give me a verb what's a verb let me get a suggestion wait bald balding no, that'll fix it alright no, I gotta be careful, I don't want to do balding oh let me find a rhyme with the word balding happening no balding walding maulding uh I have a minute thirty I have to find a word or what is a word that rhymes with balding maulding I'm going to do molding I'm going to do molding because I'm angry, I hope you give me a good sentence with mutilation, let's see, When it's time to hang him, I won't be mutilating, but Gary, yes, he mutilated, he went bald, oh snap, Gary will be put in the grave and I will subdue him.

How terrible Gary, I'm sorry, I'm the worst rapper ever, okay, first step, so pats versus hello, I am, this is fine, who's up first, who's going to say it first, let's see, I don't know, I know. mine is bad, please, okay. oh yeah, okay, so if you look at our screen, oh, here we go, go ahead, my name is until it melts, my flow is so crazy, I get a welt, if you hate me, you'll hate my smile, that's okay for me because I have angry things. oh my god, that was pretty good, you really didn't cut it, you weren't bad enough though, you have to be bad, I'm sorry, I'll be here, I'm a wild animal you can never cry, I'll slice you up.

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, oh look, what does that mean? How are you guys so good at this? Well, what does that mean? Okay, listen, you don't need to know. Okay, now we vote on who we think is better, so Pat was good, but Pat didn't really say anything, I can't say anything, we have to be, we have to be on each other's necks. I'm going to, you know what? I'm, I'm choosing, I'm choosing, I'm choosing, eat the cake, I've decided, remember whoever we vote for, they're going to get a lot of money.

Whoever has the most money in the end wins, I think, and we're doing it, I think. two or three oh, thanks, pat, listen, yours was good, but you have to be a damn, you have to go, you can't, you don't have to explain this, you know what I'm saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we. We're all good boys, let's skip my round, let's get this, bring it, Gary, oh no, oh, what am I wearing? My rhymes melt on the tongue like an orange. Gary is so dumb that he stubbed his toe on a door hinge. Oh, when it's time to hang it up.

Upstairs, I won't be mutilated, but Gary, yeah, he's balding, I gave it my all, okay, Gary, bring it thick, boy, when my words come out, your feet will jump when my words hit your feet, you will jump. I hear the beat and I come out whistling I'll leave sonny crying while I whistle to the bank similar to the word not exactly the same word guys they just voted for me I was stacking cash no one voted for me why not what did you do? Bad guys, this is rigged, this isn't fair to me, I had a great rap, okay, if you didn't read it, it was great, their lines were exactly the same, well, you know, I was raising suspicions.

I wake up and eat rhymes like meatballs. you're drowning in your words like waterfalls i'm knee deep in rhymes you better get in the box you smell as bad as a fox they smell smell bad stinky okay here we go yeah, okay what Kabam zoo was my battle screech it seems like you can't teach it , I got it, I got it, I plant rhythm seeds that grow into crops, trade places with me because you can't buy what it smells like, folks, come on, I said he can't teach foxes probably. It smells good, although no, that's a crime, it's a fake insult, bad, I don't know who to vote for, I probably don't know if you voted, come on, give me the votes, come on, come on, hey, get out of here, I mean. the first line was pretty bad, I mean, let's see the total, let's see the total, we have two more rounds, who scores, give me a noun synonymous with teacher, okay, so I have to give you a noun that, uh, a word like Master, hold me, look. a little word for teacher uh uh wise teacher wait why is one oh wise it will be good because I can rhyme a lot with one why I want to make fun of henry although what rhymes with one for which I can make fun of henry uh wait look at this words that rhyme with one, I have an idea for for for one, okay, let's introduce the wise man, you're the student, I'm the wise man, when I'm done with you, I think you put an apostrophe there b and how to spell it or is that how you spell orphan Dude, that's pretty sick, though true, orphan, that's how you spell orphan, I don't know, okay, send it in, you'll be an orphan, so you're the student.

I am the wise one when I finish with you you will be an orphan. Okay, give me a verb. What is a verb? Speak oh like an action. Wait, let's look up, let's check one thing to talk about. Your face will be leaked. Your eyes will drip, oh I got a good one, talk, okay, let's talk, send, talk, uh, you can't beat me, so don't even talk, why are you crying? Your eyes leak, no, no, why are you crying, don't let your eyes leak no, okay, I have a minute, I have to let me find a better one, let me see if I can find a better one, oh, this means no You can beat me, so don't even talk, your mom picked me as a minor geek, oh.

I know, that means that also means I'll send it, I'll send it though, let's do it right, this will be good, can we, your style is out of fashion like an old jacket, your coats are stale, I bet you. Eat worms when you open your mouth, farts come out, you can't even rap well enough to be on the charts, your raps are slower than the plot of Titanic, don't panic, just go see a mechanic Oh, here comes another verse. your rhymes are getting worse just leave the universe hit it with double respect okay okay get ready to prepare your votes for me guys okay yeah so this round is worth like double right 250,000 this round is crazy, I'm winning them.

You could be winning, you could be winning, yeah, until you know they're putting us in a grave, oh, the expert here, yeah, baby, get ready, get ready, um, yeah, I'm getting to you, you look all stinky, okay, eat They're twinkies like Harry Potter, I bet The parents wish they'd never had a daughter. You know why you come here to play. I see you have a bat. I'll hit you with it like it's a smile. It smells so bad it makes me nauseous and my stomach hurts. Uh, diamond face, let's see, I'm sitting down. like it's pretty obvious who voted for kate that last line was perfect congratulations you cringe like a little ant your rhymes sound more like a rant when I look at you I see an empty bin oh there's so much trash I don't know where to start me me me friend you You're the student I'm the wise one when I'm done with you you'll be an orphan oh my god you can't beat me so don't even talk your mom chose me unless you You're a geek that wasn't good for storytelling guys I didn't put the word empty , just saying receptacle, guys, no, guys, yeah, I mean, Henry's was pretty good, bring it on though, Henry, okay, last round, guys, wait, who is it?

I think oh no, I think judge. I'm probably winning, aren't I? I'm definitely winning, that means you might be taking the w, wait, no, I had a good time after the first race, although zun and I could be the final round worth like a billion, right? I think I'm going to be against Zod, yes, since he is in second place, he is fine, so I have to give a positive adjective, what is that? looks like a french poodle oh okay i found an adjective that rhymes with poodle doodle yeah let's doodle positive adjectives you're doodling in your notebook send you want my autograph cause you look like doodle how it makes you look your long hair a poodle a poodle okay next word adjective describe your mother oh God calm sweet lovely sweet let's do sweet okay what is this is it?

I'm not sweet anymore what do I say about zod your mother is a good gift? I'll take her out to eat oh no, she's fine, I'm like, uh, that's how it is. I'm not sweet anymore. Your mom is a pleasure. I'll take her to eat. She's okay, here we go, I'm going for the throat boy, oh. Oh my god, man, I'm going to take, I'm going to be you, I'm going to go, okay, so we're going to be last since we're in first place, this is like first and second, wait, Gary could come. Rumor has it that you attacked my skills oh no, you keep opening that mouth I'm leaving you in the hills oh you look like you're dressed by a clown you're sweating so much you're about to drown that was great that was great mine is pretty bad this one I'm not going to lie I don't know I'm not afraid come on you don't have a big fan of me yes get out of my sight or you'll be embarrassed some say your booty is the squarest stand back and watch me clarify, I'll make you like Johnny and testify, I don't know , he finished, I don't know, yeah, but take squares, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, I voted for Pat, that was okay, that was okay, so this round.

It's worth 500 grand, I think, or 450, I don't know math and I'm going to take it all, I don't think so, buddy, I'm coming for you, I'm going for those gorges, okay then. The next one is hey, you're going to fall, oh, that's for life, if you'll allow me. I'm here spitting bars and you're spitting vomit, you're such a little baby, let me take your body, oh it's annoying like a whiny brat. You're so nasty, you're a little rat, oh man, you're okay, I'll give you this banana, okay, okay, let's see if I can come back from this, okay, you're riding my coattails like I'm a bus, I think it's time let us expel you, you kind of suck, oh where do you think you are? football game, get better words, your rhymes are so dumb, oh, okay, I'm going to weaken the beginning of the week at the beginning, I don't know anyway, okay, guys, I think the garage is Better, wait, no, I think one of us has to like to do it very well, here we go, yes, come on, I knew you would come because I smelled bad breath after this verse, you will be. taking your last breath listen to yourself stop listening to you I prefer to listen to the quiz on drake's knees are you ready to hurt nicknames okay bring me do you want my autograph because you look like a doodle your long haired zod makes you look like a poodle it's like this I'm done being sweet you Mom it's my pleasure I'll take her out to eat the fact that you were wrong when you're lying and she's thinking about eating no oh guys please guys guys please please is that the fastest vote Do I ever get 550 650?

Dude I got 650 for that no way dude we did it guys hit the like button hit the subscribe button that's a fun game.