I'm a Blacksmith That Only Makes Erotic Swords - Fantasy Blacksmith gameplay - Let's Game It Out

come on I didn't even finish forging it can you see that since the other side hasn't even done it yes, this is definitely a sword and no? something else, okay, first let's put the handle on calm. I don't care what the overall average is. Give me that sword. God, look at this, it's not a sword. Yeah, I can't wait. Someone to come to my sex dungeon and want to buy this. Can I somehow make this look more phallic? Let's do something a little more, uh, you know, a little more traditional. We have a client there, let's see what we have.

Hello, can you sharpen my? sword, you know, I can Greg, what happened to you? Were you in a fight club? Thank you, teacher, wait, who are you? Know? I don't really care about that stuff. They paid me, that's all that matters. Look, now we're getting into the rhythm. I go over here I pick up the parts of the handle that I immediately miss oh no, where did it go? I tried to leave it oh there it's okay, like I said, everything is normal, see? If it's just a normal day, I have a routine, I swear, where's that thing?

Where's the little suppository? Oh, there it is, the next sword is coming and I mean use the thermometer more. I just go ahead and hit the bellows until this thing gets really hot and red hot, so if I was able to sharpen the sword before it was actually finished, can I still do that? At what point does it get good enough to start sharpening like that? It looks pretty cool right, it doesn't just look like a giant hunk of metal and let's sharpen them damn artists. of the

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is trying to get this thing to get my weird umbrella sword, really, where did you go now?

Okay, oh, when I caught it it was like a magic trick, wasn't it, I just like it, oh, right in my face, cool, that's a good, look there, yeah, make the shaft nice and thin , not too thin, we want to give it a little bit of girth still, oh yeah, look at that perfect, okay, twist it and grind it, God, why is he letting me do this? Take this hot. sword up with me and put it right there look at that perfect sword huh, it just has a weird shark fin on the top, you know the important part is at the end, there's the penis.

I

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have 194 coins and I need more than that so I can start making more

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. Somebody is here. Can I sell you a sex sword? Hello, I want to buy a cheap sword. 120 coins. You have a deal. Oh yeah, yeah, which one did you take? I see you. I didn't take the ribbed one, it's okay, I'm sure someone special will come here, I found a new location, new shops and items now available, now we're talking, oh look at that, damn the town, let's go to the inner city. Oh my goodness, look, now we can make iron and there is a level 2 thermometer that allows you to check higher temperatures.

We have a metal box that we would need for Damascus steel. Oh look at this, the whole world opens up. We have all these things to make Damascus steel that I will definitely ruin, we have more ways to make our

swords

look really weird, let's see what this inside thing is, ooh, we have things to look forward to here, what's the deal with foundry 2 , is the highest temperature good on this table? you can play dice with the customers, hell yes, and of course, the alchemist's table, okay, our next sword will be a cute, strange bear, like this guy here now, who is a beautiful piece of iron , here you go, let's show it with pride. yeah and this one is going to be super thick with a little bit there we go that's perfect just spit at the end another thin blade let's make a real sword that sounds like one that's actually like a sword I really want this

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it's accidentally phallic, like even the guys have their hand down, it's in a weird position, like a first person game, why is that how we sell swords?

Are we like the

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s' lorax? What's wrong with you guys who want to mask it's steel? let's go with yes, yes, I have one, you can offer it, wait, it doesn't have Damascus teehee or whatever. I'm not going to tell you, so this person wants the sword he wanted with Damascus steel, this is not that at all, but I guess so. I'll buy it anyway, for a long time, moron, it feels like a bad omen that I sold that sword for 1/8 of seven gold, but whatever, why doesn't anyone buy my hot sexy swords? The good news is that I now have enough to buy them. craps table behold, the craps table has arrived, where is it?

Where did you put it? where is my craps table? it's on top oh yeah, there it is oh wow, those are some fancy legs hey, this is that thing we saw in another verse, it was just there the whole time waiting for me to want it bad enough and now here it is, let's go back down here , let's go back to making swords, no one wants to buy hello sir, what's new? I want to buy a cheap sword next with Damascus steel, do you have one? Yes, I can offer two hundred and six coins. Looks like we're back in business.

My reputation increases even though I am selling swords that are not Damascus steel at all. Okay, we'll buy the next foundry. I can not wait. this thing to magically change to foundry two has arrived tada wow look how fancy it looks huh. I'm glad the new one was already on fire as if it had just taken over where the old warrior left off. I found a new location, new stores and items available oh well oh the magic forest magic oh my god look at these prices why is the cortex 150 okay? This is so you can imbue them with special powers in case you know someone who actually leaves their house can use them, needless to say me.

I don't think we can afford this anytime soon, but I'm glad it's there and that the magic wood is here. We can also buy a magic cauldron and the rune table to enchant things, oh my, and look at all this fancy stuff. has Titan forging strong this is what I hope this time because we have one hundred and eighteen coins. I hope it's enough so we can bet with the next person who passes by. Can you sharpen my sword? Can't you why why? Can't we bet? You do not want that? Don't you want to bet? How or when can we use the game table?

I would like to buy a decent sword with a magical effect. You have a? No no no. I want to see this Damascus steel thing happen, although I'm pretty confident at this point now that I've unlocked the magical stuff. I bet no one will want to use Vaska's steel. Well, I think we have enough gold to buy all the steel in Damascus. Shit, now, okay, metal box, all this junk, yeah, okay, buy it, look, the alchemists' table has arrived, okay, so we have our chemicals and then we have our Bunsen burner. Oh wait, I need the box.

Where is that box I bought? Here is that box. Go and take this box from here first. I need to melt metals from the box to the ingot. I don't really know what we're doing, so I'm just going to put the ingot in there. Shoot this bad boy. You get nice and horny. then let's put you in the pot. I don't know, I don't understand how this works, so it's okay, it looks very attractive, obviously I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm like, wait. Let's put this on the table since one melts from Fox to ingot, like if I put this guy here like this and he didn't do anything right, maybe if I put the ingot on top I need to forge a sword.

First, then make the mask pattern okay, great, at least now we know, so we'll go ahead and just forge the sword as usual or, you know, try our best to make a good sword. I hope so, now that we have part. of the sword now the question is let's put it back here and put the box back aha here we go you need to add metal plates to the blade in three layers so that the layers are not repeated by moving the plates as much as possible by pressing the button Keys A and D Okay, here we go, what the hell?

Alright. Oh, does that go there? I hope you go there. What the hell? This is like a puzzle game. Okay, so let's put it there. I guess I need one that you guys have. Like good, perfect, perfect, yeah, that's going to be good, yeah, yeah. Damascus steel just like they did it in the old days, remember they were like we made the best steel known to man, all it takes is a game of Tetris, it's really coming together. Okay please be one piece next, let's look at that, look at that Damascus steel, what was wrong with it?

Where is my box? So, look back. I think where I went wrong was that I needed to make sure the layers didn't. I don't repeat it and let that happen because I am not trained in the methods of Damascus steel. This time I will learn from my mistakes, as long as there is enough fire for that to happen. Oh boy, here's who's ready, okay, don't let the layers. Josh repeats, okay, let's leave that to the left like this I guess so, yeah, okay, so it has to be like this so the layers don't repeat yet oh god, oh god, I'm screwed, what's wrong with the small pieces, how is this? possible to do it oh yeah because you didn't give me anything oh really really really okay look let's cover it up here.

I really don't know how, we don't have enough money for another Damascus box. I'm not really sure if we'll ever be able to do it and keep in mind that this game isn't really early access so you can't know that they'll fix it I'm sure, but think of this as well As much as I would have loved to show you the ruins in enchanting, if I can't get past the Damascus steel part where you do Tetris to get Damascus steel, what really is the chance I can enchant some runes? You both know the answer is zero, but you know we made some cool swords and by cool I mean some couples who are really enjoying them in their bedrooms right now, so I feel pretty good about that, so that'll do it for this one. episode of Let's Play Like I'm Always Josh.

Thank you very much for joining me and see you next time.