I HATE SCHOOL FUNDRAISERS!!! - idubbbz complains

Remember those

school

fundraisers

where they had all these out-of-this-world prize incentives, like driving around with your friends in a Hummer limo and taking cash out of a cash tunnel machine? I remember how divine these awards seemed to me. As an elementary or high

school

student, every fundraiser host I remember was always like that, like you see on TV, characters like uh, like Vince, shamwow offer right now, if you like cookies, make sure you get like cinnabons, boys and girls, the reason I ask you if you like those items is because that's what we're selling, it feels like they were stolen straight from a used car dealership, listen, the boss put me on in front of the children.

I sold a dagger to an Eskimo, trust me. I could sell ice water to a bathing seal. I could sell wood to a lumberjack. I mean an ax wielder. What are they called? Guys, lumberjack. I'll take some wood to a lumberjack. Now the boys and girls sell only five more items and get two more prizes. what it does right in your heads, boys and girls, if you sell 10 items, you actually get five prizes, boys and girls, you also get the optical fire targets, boys and girls, UFO brochures, boys and girls, there are some prizes really interesting that they can win.

If you don't buy these prizes you can earn them by working hard as an adult looking at them it seems criminal it seems like you shouldn't be allowed to do this to children if we are going to create laws that prevent people from falling prey to like credit card companies you are an adult and you still need to be taken care of, why would we expect children to be able to navigate this? You can make cold hard cash, that's right, we'll pay you to sell, they treat kids like creatures from another planet, that's right, we'll pay you to sell and the more items you sell, the more money you'll make, isn't that so exciting?

We often don't trust children with money, we have trained them to think they are paid. Selling things is a benefit and not just a legal requirement of a company. My main qualm with these types of

fundraisers

is that, first of all, no one really wants the products, they are all sold at a premium price, even worse than theme park food or something like that everyone is taking a cut and the person who is doing the worst is the child, but they are the ones who do all the valuable work well. I mean, I think a lot of idiots would think that really the work and the value is in creating these products, these products are garbage, no one wants these products, that's why they make kids sell them because every purchase will be a shame, so here's an example from one of their campaigns, earn free cookie dough, it's easy, earn two free pounds. tub of cookie dough for every ten sold, so this is strange, they don't even offer you crazy prizes, in this one they offer you a tub of cookie dough, you have to choose the right product, cookie dough seems like a smart one, it's dense and it's oh it's good and I'm a fat American and I want to eat it for every 120 of cookie dough you sell, you'll make 10 but not ten dollars, you'll make ten dollars in cookie dough and that cookie dough isn't even worth ten dollars.

A regular two-pound jar of cookie dough costs four dollars. I know kids are stupid and will spend their money badly, but it seems like we are too. we're just okay with it and we just like to lean on it most of the time, you'll learn over time, yeah if you keep getting fooled by us adults who value money, you value cookie dough, kinda stupid , yeah, I mean, if you like it, you know. four dollars worth of cookie dough, uh, I'd rather have ten dollars, I'd rather make money because I could spend it on things like renting stupid insulin for kids, as if kids weren't stupid enough, we'll add this little disclaimer that says canisters of Prizes are random. selected by the sponsor, so you don't even get the tub of cookie dough you like, you just get what they can't throw away and it sells amazing, so here's a rewards program for fall 2019 and spring 2020. you have some safety tips here never sell door to door that is very strange because i felt like that was the only way to sell it was door to door we are asking you to talk to the neighbors that is what it was why it says never sell door to the door because they are going to pedophile you, only sell to people you know, sell 230 items, you expect me to sell 230 items, but it only has to be the people I know, no, yes, sell 10 items and I will get the money they want me bandages. sell 70 items and you can get a 25 gift card for selling 70 items.

I'm AIDS level 12. If you sell 230 items, you get a 300 gift card. 300 alone, that sounds great for doing nothing, oh I love it, but this is the equivalent. of getting a dollar and 30 cents for every sale you make, that's worse than affiliate marketing, what are these numbers? How could someone get to this number? Honestly, you get the crappiest headphones you can get and you get a light. above color loading block I envy the kid who says oh the only item I want here is that 10 ounce glass with sparkles which is what the reporter of the week got when he did one of these fundraising shows and you know what I'm remembering is that we personally delivered all these items that we sold, they didn't ship them themselves, you picked them up at school and then you personally delivered them to everyone, you sold them to the adults, they're pieces, it was like yeah, the kids go to play complain or as a protest, this will just be something that they will accept, oh, this is how things are supposed to be and we wonder how people grow up with that perception in their head that this is how things are, oh, I have to hand over these 85 things that I sold to people on their behalf and made less than a dollar an hour in prizes.

Great, I'll do it because I'm a kid and I don't know any better. Well, here are the premium prizes. I want to see if they are online. tell them what you too have experienced or are still offering the first here is slime, grading staff, students or classrooms have a free battle with slime over some of your favorite staff members or teachers. I really

hate

the wording. About that, you should say just throw slime at the staff, not free-for-all with slime on the staff, this one is definitely meant to take advantage of the little nastiness and nastiness in the kids' heads at that moment when it's like we know everyone. the children here.

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hate

Mrs. Stevenson, she's a nasty ice cream social, what's a social, it's an ice cream social, okay I don't know what an ice cream social is, well it's an ice cream social, students who qualify can attend an ice cream social with lots of fun with ice cream and laughter, they have just decided this is how you take advantage of a child, you give them a word like social and make them think it's a thing, it's not a thing, an ice cream social is not a thing that doesn't exist what is a social I'm going to go to the social that's not that's nothing that's nothing that's nothing ice cream social if it exists, it existed in the 1840s and it was like it was a fad during the time when there were ice cream socials a traditional gathering dating back to the 18th century in North America, even in this Wikipedia article it's not something I can't say we're doing a broccoli social like I'm serving broccoli and ranch dip in my gathering that doesn't Don't turn it into a broccoli social, I don't want to do it right now, a broccoli social sounds epic.

I would give those technical tips from Linus, no he's not, he's just a greasy 90's kid, oh people eating ice cream during a party on earth, that's ice. cream social no that's gamers eating their gamer fuel you idiots notice how a lan party is a thing and is defined by a local area network of gamers playing just because there's ice cream there and they want people to be sociable no it does. an ice cream social, okay, we have to get out of this ice cream social business because it sounds controversial. I could get in trouble with the principal for a day.

Students who qualify can be the boss and take on the duties of the director for as long as one day. This is simply taking advantage of children's perception of what work is. Let the child play Minecraft on the principal's computer. Don't look in the folders on that computer because you might find some things that will get you in trouble with the director. It's a prize for that kid who's two grades ahead of everyone else and wears stinky polo shirts and thinks he's a professional uh yeah, I'll take pizza with the principal yeah, I don't want to do it with him The rest of the kids aren't really like on my intellectual level, but I don't really think they ever are, but the principle could be that he could be around my brain capacity, the money making machine, okay, this one I remember, I actually remember.

Thinking I could make a good amount of money doing this, I don't know why I assumed the adults meant well and weren't going to fill that with dollar bills, just the limo lunch, now they can just say they jump in in limo, okay, because I have a picture of the Hummer limo there, this was always what it was, it was a Hummer limo, that's what pushed it over the edge. I don't know if kids today like Hummer limos as much as we do. Kids love the Hummer Pizza Party. An old saying goes that if you want to catch a big mouse, use a big piece of cheese and these hummers are our cheese.

Nothing will produce sales like hummers. Apparently the kids still like it. Here is a school that sold cookies worth 93,000. mass 85,000 of product 42,000 of product what a strange thing hummer limousines the two most unpleasant combinations that you overcome I think the fastest one I remember was like wearing your pajamas to school that kind of thing that was the prize is you You have I would have to ignore the dress code and cover up more if I had to propose a change instead of going on a hike because that will cost you a lot of time and energy.

My team and I will drive our silly truck to your house. school, I know that sounds creepy to me and all my boys are going to jump out of the van, we're going to buy our game cubes and our xbox 360 and newer consoles too and it'll cost a few cents or more if you want. If you're willing to bet more because you're going to bet on your kid's performance in Smash, you better hope your kid is in a Pikachu Maine because he's going to get crushed by another student playing Samus Aryan. Okay, that'll do. It's for this video, my little asbestos lovers, oh uh, I'd like to end this video on a positive note, oh, okay, that's good, yeah, I just wanted to show you Fiona, she's sweet, she just woke up from a little nap he's taking. bigger she weighs 50 pounds and pure cartilage if you want to see a video with little fiona I uploaded it on my second channel she is very epic and very intelligent and if you go to see that video that will prove it speak speak speak speak speak well speak yes a she has a little trouble talking you are so happy you are so happy with me I love you you make me so happy you are so pretty I love everything about you look at you what a beautiful girl okay see you later little one Thank you so much for allowing me to come in and talk to you today.

Good luck and good sales.