"LeSs ThAn 50% PeAnUtS"

Today is the big day, we will see what is inside the straws in the jar. Experiment for those who are not familiar. Ninety days ago I put a bunch of different straws into a jar and today we'll look at the results, let's see if any of them. composted coming oh oh my gosh, oh I was about to say that he lost all the smell of it but it's definitely not right, so I think this is, uh, I don't know where it comes from. This straw is intended to be compostable. 7-eleven straw is a bit like a strong Slurpee this straw I think is a Starbucks straw okay guys so based on that I have to be honest it feels like this is how a virus starts you know just a idiot in his backyard trying to do an experiment without having the qualifications to do it right guys, that concludes my experiment, what do you think?

I think I should have left them longer, maybe it needs more activity to break it down, maybe some of my poop bacteria in there could have done it. broken down maybe some of the plastics maybe shake them up more to maybe make the science happen faster I don't know, okay the science has proven to be plausible. I promise I'll get into the main topic of the video in a moment. a lot to catch up on the super bowl any stupid bowl more like because I lose brain cells when I look at that damn ass. Did you watch the game with your parents?

I want to know and what they said during the halftime show when JLo and Shakira were on stage, you know, doing any of this, I mean, it would expose a little skin, I'm just lazy, yeah, okay, it's not illegal , it's not illegal, I hope that did something for you, if not, I know where you are, you have to get there Your mind is fine Do your parents say something like wait, this is the Super Bowl? I thought this was porn. I thought this was porn. You put porn instead of the Super Bowl. Wait a minute. That's the singer who will sing at the Super Bowl.

Wait. one minute she's in this porn movie this is not cool to put in the super bowl I refuse to believe this is a super bowl this is not a super bowl I know this is a porn movie which one of you put in the porn movie hey, It was you. Wasn't that about keeping that smut off of CBS? This is my network, they should be playing things like Santa Claus or the JCPenney parade. Now that brings us to our main topic. I'm sure they saw all the commercials for that damn stupid Bowl. but have you heard of mr.

Peanut is dying like anyone cares, you know, I hope, he's selling hamburgers now. Know? McDonald's flipped the m2w for women. You know? Okay, anyway, I decided to go out and buy some

peanuts

. It worked, guys, your ad worked, didn't it? I want to get some mixed nuts, so I bought some mixed nuts. I took them home and noticed it says

less

than 50% here. Let me give you a tight shot of this, come on you son of

less

than 50%.

peanuts

now I thought it was unusual that you would say that because obviously by saying less than 50% peanuts there is a pretty wide range of answers and it could actually be good.

I immediately assume it was 49% peanuts and I opened it and it was nominally there. small mixed nuts and I was overwhelmed by how peanutty the whole damn mixture tasted. This made me very angry, angering the planters. What I decided to do is buy more of these and break them down to see if it really is less than 50% peanuts. I want to know and I want to know how much they're fair, it's 30 percent peanut because if it was that, then I'd say oh great, but they say 50 percent, so it's going to be forty-nine point nine nine nine nine repeating the course percentage. of peanuts, so you know, in the name of science, we're going to do another science experiment in this video, but this time you won't have to wait 90 days to see the results.

We're going to open three cans of these peanuts and let's see if that claim of less than 50% peanuts is true and by what margin we could now do the experiment by weight, but I want the planners to really eat their words because it says less than 50% peanuts, not by weight. it's not a little asterisk and at the bottom underneath it's a boy, wait, you might want to fix that just saying just saying just saying yeah and just a few things to keep in mind with its packaging it says right here that the net weight is 292 grams , we can't trust this number, we actually have to weigh what's inside and we will do it with all three containers.

Here is my cute little digital scale. Leave a like on the video if you remember Flo had a digital scale for sale on his website. I had a picture of a number ten marijuana plant oh my gosh okay this one actually looks pretty good it looks Dees it actually looks decent but that could be an illusion and honestly a lot of those are those nuts from Brazil I'm not a big fan of 293 grams very close, okay, and number two, I want rich in peanuts, okay, that's 292, yeah, this one looks good, 293. Okay, now we have to separate this to move the other nuts here, guys, I think we are.

I'm almost ready to figure this out. Check this. Make sure there are no peanuts here. I mean, this is just depressing. Let's be realistic. Nobody wants to see that. I mean, to be honest, no one wants to see this. Brazil nut substitute. maybe a cashew or a macadamia, you could be good, honestly this is a shame 151 43 okay, so far it doesn't look very good, it's like a nasty looking cashew, I wouldn't want to eat it, I wouldn't let my kids eat it , that would do it. I don't even let my kids spin that cashew 146 oh wow okay peanut wait a little longer this time three more grams okay this one is at 146 so they're both 146 oh it's not less than 50% peanut, it's not.

Sorry honey, sorry honey, that's not what it is. I mean, if this got smaller, then okay, this is the last 100, that's a fat guy that's not doing good things for us. You have grandparents who call cashews cashews. The thing is, we don't. asking for a lot we're just asking for it to be something demonstrable by the average person this doesn't feel demonstrable this seems to me like they're teasing us in the eyes they're getting really close and getting butt naked right next to that 50% mark if every time you did it was like 45 to 46. I've been okay, there's a comfortable percentage difference there, but this is it, but as for everything, here's our final count of waiting for the mixed nuts 146 for the peanuts like 146 147 is basically the same as the other 146 wow, I didn't expect these results, but this shows that it's really good that we have three cans if we did it based on one Could we say okay, they do a good job?

Look at this clear difference. Here are my percentage results for the first can of peanuts. We got forty-eight point eight one percent peanut number two, it was 50 percent peanut, no less than 50 percent. it was 50 percent for number three this one is a little strange it ended up being around 50% now that just proves this is a massive scam because it says it says here this is an important word less less less don't say less what should you say it's about 50 percent peanuts around mmm, hazard a guess 50 percent something like that, something the average guy can understand for a company that's all about details, you shouldn't use the word less.

I think you should use the Word less less, so I'll call a girl on the phone who is a representative of the Planters company and tell them my frustration. Her call is a very important twist. That's all. I'm going to call them tomorrow and they. I'm going to get a piece of my ass thank you for your patient your call is very important to us how you examine. I bought mixed nut planners and three cans, they will say they are less than 50% peanuts. I did some math, one of them was 48% peanuts, which is good, but the other two were exactly 50 peanuts, so whatever you can do for me will be sent to quality productions.

Nothing. I'll send you coupons or refunds for the two that were 50% exactly, what were you? Thank you so much. Much sir for calling the parameters and have a great day. Thank you so much. So I expected it to be a little different. I mean, maybe I should have tightened the screws and said no. I'm angry, but I couldn't. she was so nice she said we'll give you the two coupons to get another set of mixed nuts this time, hopefully it won't be exactly 50% and if it is, you'll get another call from me and you'll be I'm going to have to send me more coupons and more coupons until we have finally solved the problem.

Congratulations to you and congratulations to Minecraft Steve. Ooh, it looks like fresh dough.