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And now we're going hunting, so I just arrived outside Dottie's work. I see her car in the parking lot, so I'm pretty sure she's here, she has all our equipment ready. Can Jared ride in the back of my truck? We're ready to go honey, it's like a fucking junkyard right there, hey, Dottie, with your hands, tie me up, look, stop, stop, I'll shoot you, stop, stop, stop, on the ground, stop, stop , what are you doing, put your hands out, spread your hands to your sides, take your hands up, take your hands out from under you. What are you doing?

Keep it up. Because you're running? What's going on? I know when you show up in court. Court. I didn't know he had court. Well, they all say exactly the same thing. and they bailed you out with that they gave you a court date stop squeezing your hands let me fix your handcuffs so they don't so send me to shup relax turn on your side anything you have on you is going to poke me , hit me. or stab me, do you understand what's going on right now, Brittney, Patrick, I'm with Bail Bonds, your failure to appear, order how to appear in court, your bonds have been revoked, plus you have, I'm going through your pockets, anything that you need to know. about you have a problem, you are looking for and you want a female agent to register you.

I told this woman right here to look for you, you're the one doing it, no, okay, I'll check your jacket pockets now, let her check your pants pockets, turn it around, no, put your leg. right, roll the other way, okay, we're on this side, we meet, bend your knees in, bend your knees in, just bring two chances, I'm going to put you on your knees, okay, don't get up, just keep going. Your knees are fine, stay like this, I'll help you up, you're ready, put this knee under you, Kayla, you want to reach for me in your pockets, there you go, let your hands relax like this, they won't, they won't. bug, relax, don't hold my hand, which one feels tight with you, this one here, it's okay, relax, because you ran, I can fit a whole finger in there, it's not that tight, you're fine if you comply, I don't You won't have any problems in putting your hands in front of you, but you have to be obedient.

Guys, stop all this, it means that if I decide to put your hands in front of you you won't fight me. I'm not going to run like you just did, I understood, yes, if you were okay with me, I'll be okay with you. You want to get bounced when this court thing is resolved. I can help you with that, give me an attitude and you. Run, I'm not going to be willing to help you with that, you understand, stop moving when I tell you to move, okay Kayla, I'll look in your pockets, okay, just feel around, see if you think you know if you think there's something. in there, well, there's nothing in your waist, Dottie, nothing hit, nothing was hidden in your bra, okay, I'll tell you right now, if there's something hidden in your bra, they'll do a thorough search when you get to the jail , charges of bringing contraband into jail. bringing drugs into jail is very different than if we found out here, you understand, yeah, do you have anything with you that you want to discuss here before you go to jail?

No, okay, fantastic, nothing in your shoes, okay, welcome. I'll put it up front when it's ready. I didn't walk here. We'll take you to the car. I will put them in front of you. What is the way out of here? Which direction are we going? Don't get out of here okay let me where you live now yeah you don't live anywhere you didn't think it was important to update bill bonuses and where you're staying at night you know it's a condition of your bonus. It's your condition, but if you become homeless, let the bail bond company know that you're homeless, where are you staying, buddy, did they kick you out of your house?

What happened? Tell me what happened, you're going to be fine. with me. I'll put the handcuffs in front of you, okay, if not, if you run, resist something like that, this stage is coming out and continuing, you're right, we don't want that, okay, great, I'm going to take this hand out. I want you to place it directly above your head, it's like stay like this, bring this in the front pockets back to your jacket, give me a minute, it's not that important now, okay? The more comfortable it is for you, the better. Cut your hand, yeah, okay, turn before, yeah, sit right here, my bumper, yeah, cut, what t

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y-something days ago didn't show up, why what's our reasoning here?

Okay, so you're homeless as part of the reason you couldn't. show up to court, why couldn't you communicate that to the court or the bondsman? You know you have a phone. That's why you haven't answered any of your calls. I assume you don't have a cell phone. access to a phone you don't have access to a car you could have gone down there so is it safe to say maybe you just fell on hard times, made some bad decisions yeah okay so from now on we're bringing you back to jail? they are going to reprocess your new booking you take care of your existing warrant they are going to give you a new court date because your charges may or may not get a decent bond schedule you will have to get a new bond the bond you have with us has been revoked , okay, so any payment you made on that bonus is now void.

Okay, we've already collected that, if you owe anything on that bond, you'll still need to pay that amount, however, in the future, if you can be billed again, you'll have to make another down payment or another payment arrangement. The guarantor will recover. That's what I'm trying to figure out right now. Do you have funds available? to rescue you no, nothing, you have a core, that's all, but you are working here, yes, so they pay you, okay? How much do they pay you a week? I just hope they're berries, depending on how much is here, okay? Well, what is the approximate? $100 a week, so bail bonds that set you up with a payment agreement on a weekly payment wipe for about $25 or $30 a week would be something you could do.

I understand it's a lot, but you have to answer for the things you've done and the bail bondsman is a business, it's not a charity, we have no obligation to let you out, but I'm willing to work with you even though you're running. here because I feel like maybe I just fell into you know hard times and you know this is from what I understand looking at your records this is your first charge it's that right okay you've never been in trouble in any other state okay? I understand what the biggest problem is here, right, no, the biggest problem is, you know, showing up in court A and B, getting rid of having to track you down, okay, I'm hunting in Los Angeles.

I'm never in Northern California, so I'll come all the way. the way all the way here to look for you, they must have really had a hard time finding you okay, it just so happens that we last reviewed your work here, so that's good, how often do you come here? Have you ever been here when bail? sureties and he's introduced himself to the other bondsman when they come and you just hide that you've been here, you know, here they said they've been here two or three times in the last week, you saw it, you can't get in trouble for that just tell me No I know, you don't know, okay, that sounds good, walk over to this carpenter, you know, I'll put you back here, Sarah, I don't have any questions for me, it smells like weed in here.

Don't put it here, there's no weed here, I promise and there's nothing I don't worry about, okay, okay, so as you guys have heard, the other bail bondsmen have been in this exact spot two or three. times over the past week it's the first location I decided to check out and as soon as I pulled up I saw it out of the corner of my eye in this building back here with the forklift that was sneaking back in, I don't know. Did she see me coming or not I know the other bails are driving the corona victims I'm into the big black boom Ram Ram of course so that may be what threw her off either way she's back in custody it's an older lady who has made some mistakes doesn't have a criminal record at this point in her life, so I'll put in a good word for the bail bondsman.

I understand that she might be scared, it's kind of scary to be executed after you know what I mean, like I'm running after her, I'm going to put my gun away and I'm going to grab my taste at the same time and I'm like, wait Wait a second, she's bending over, I'm not running, she has these incomplete legs since there's no way I know So I just grabbed her and pushed her to the ground. That will be all for this one. Remember that we catch a new fugitive almost every day. I'm the little mayor. See you in the next puzzle.