I Asked 100 Drive Thrus for Banned Items

If you go to your local self-service and ask about prohibited

items

or secret

items

, most of them will probably tell you that we don't do that, however, there is some kind of rebellion on the Internet that calls for this a lot, so I have built the 100 self-service of the Pyramid of Secrets in my city and a list of prohibited items within them, since Corporate America has been lying to us. I'm going to figure out our first suspect, Wendy's, our gang's first item, the ingredients in the bucket, it's like a normal thing. Wendy's Burger, except it has four burgers.

The reason it's

banned

, no one knows for sure, but probably Michelle Obama, what are you hiding? Wendy, what are you hiding? I probably shouldn't have started this right away at lunch, bro, this line is crazy. I need to put this thing on. away, so the rule is that I can't tell them what I'm asking for, it's a secret, it's a secret item if they don't know what the cube is or better yet, they act like they don't know what the cube is. Do I have to go to a different place? Act naturally. Can I get the cube?

It's a secret. Guess I'll

drive

to the next Wendy's. I made it to the next Wendy's. If you're wondering, I'm from the FBI. food and drink in consultation I'm going to go ask for the cube someone shoot the screen Sorry oh it's the cube okay thanks she didn't know what it was hello can I get the cube the cube the new one ? the cube the cube yeah c-u-b-e um the cube The cube is like a cube-shaped sandwich the cube oh, this is Panda Express I thought I'm sorry, I thought it was a Wendy's can. I take the bucket, yes, of course, of course, you're not going in. problem with this is you no no no good deal I'll see you guys at the window we got it Audi yeah the bucket man I'm hungry oh that thing is heavy ah cheers we got it.

They stopped me immediately, I imagine there is literally a police officer. sounds like that's a joke okay i found an undisclosed place to eat the gang's secret object cube Wendy's don't tell me about this their twitter account is ruthless no shot no shot it's right outside Wendy's what happened I'm going to eat this fast they'll take your son to The Slammer all for a bucket, oh my god okay, oh I can't even bite it, actually I can't even bite it. Whole Wendy's is the Wendy's police. I do not know what is happening. at that location, but they just served me a bad item at the next one, Taco Bell, our band item, The Incredible Hulk ingredients, it's a bunch of Taco Bell stuff and guacamole, so that's a green reason to be

banned

, probably copyright issues, let's be honest.

I'm not even sure I can say The Incredible Hulk without getting a strike or something. Incredible Hulk oh hey guys, sorry so many people out of this is going to be interesting. I'll ask this guy if he's heard of it. No no. I was scared hey, can I get the Incredible Hulk? We've got Barney Barney, you've got Barney today, uh, we've got SpongeBob, oh, okay, I'll take whatever I can get. I don't know, oh man, it's okay, it's a secret, was that man joking or did he just reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of Taco Bell, Barney, Spongebob, I thought I knew what it was, hey guys, oh, It's so awkward, I bought an iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts that's not on the secret menu, sue me, in fact, please, don't I have to stop?

Saying that, my dad said, I say that too much and I'll probably get sued one day, please, never. Hello how are you? I'm fine. He was asking me: can I get the Incredible Hulk? Can I do a Baja Blast diet? No, I couldn't. I survived that awkward silence and also wanted one assuming no, you don't have a secret menu. I don't feel it, but I don't believe it. No, that's good hypothetically. If I had to ask about the Incredible Hulk, could you do it? We have worked. here for nine years you've never heard of the Incredible Hulk I hope you have a great day regards nine years at Taco Bell these secrets are being kept secret my question is why do these two Baja diet explosions look so different? he gets angry, he likes it, he turns green, well I can't tell you what's in it, it's a secret, okay, this is our last Taco Bell in my whole town, here goes nothing, oh of course, can I get the Incredible Hulk so you can do that?

That will be all Hello, okay, thank you, what was your name? An absolute queen in my life. I'm very excited, guys. The Incredible Hulk has been acquired. There's an absolute highway behind the camera right now. Sorry if it's noisy. Let's see, we get here. On the outside it looks like a very unsuspecting burrito, but on the inside it's pretty good, but I feel weird, sorry, I've been thinking about doing that edit for about four days. Taco Bell Concord, another element of the band. Down the Hatch. I'm a bad boy with bad intentions. the next, the next, a usual suspect Starbucks, the band article.

I'm going to try to get the butterbeer. Frappuccino ingredients. It's a vanilla Frappuccino. One or two doses of caramel syrup. A shot or two of butterscotch syrup and a splash of Harry Potter's Reasons for Banning Butterbeer. I love you guys, watch YouTube shorts, but I basically did a short opening fight between two Starbucks in Austin, so I might be on Starbucks' most wanted list. Hey, can I get a butterbeer frap? anything else so you guys can do that yeah dick smells like Hogwarts in there you guys are so much fun what the hell thanks to you butterbeer Frappuccino first try too oh wow is there beer in this one stuff?

Complete Starbucks, I don't know my digestive system. the system is at war right now the things I've consumed today sequentially unprecedented how it's going uncomfortable sorry, the next in and out of the band element The Flying Dutchman are like two cheeseburgers apparently named after the Dutch founder motif of the ban Leedle Leedle Lee, I don't know, I don't even think it's banned, it's more of a secret, okay, very good, how are you doing?, well, well, sure, yes, can I bring the Flying Dutchman? Okay, yes, would you like to have a drink of hot chocolate? I don't know, okay, yes, one is already done, she didn't even flinch at that request, how do you know what a Flying Dutchman is?

Yeah, you just know, yeah, he just knows the Flying Dutchman, it's literally just two cheeseburgers, how do you do it? Even eating this a better question is why the hell did I order hot chocolate? It's 91 degrees out here, let's see, okay, I can rock that, I never say that, I don't know, I said that's my favorite so far, I'm a simple man, oh, it's so hot, I just burned my whole insides , oh my gosh, next up is Arby's has anyone reviewed Arby's lately, seriously, Arby's, how's it going guys? So the secret item we're going to try to get from Arby's, frankly, I don't want to believe it exists I hope instead of a secret this is a joke the mountain of meat sorry ingredients each meat reason for ban look at it this looks crazy sorry I'm just going to get up I'm just going to get there There's no chance a human being would put this together, sorry though, okay.

I'm going to leave because a car is going to hit me. This is risky because there haven't been any other Arby's in a long time. Is not easy.

drive

to the next one hey, how's it going? Okay, hey, this may sound crazy, but can I get the meat? Mountain, yes sir, oh this is getting suspicious, you're telling me he's absolutely unprepared. Arby's the guy on duty right now. Know what the mountain of meat is, what's going on, you guys don't have to try to do this and see if it's like this, if I'm just lucky, hey, I know, I'm sorry, it's the real deal, don't get hurt, I might get hurt.

How did you know which mountain of meat was? I thought it was like a secret, you know, yeah, thanks Debra, fare well, bye, there's no way he casually sold me that Deborah is a sweetheart, although can we give Deborah some love? Love you Deborah in the comments you deserve it guys well Mead Mountain I'm sitting in the back of a Cavenders boot shop it's a bit embarrassing but I don't even know what roast beef is mate meat Mountain baby, this is it. my greatest human feat is taking a single bite of this. I'm about to cry right now.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this is my favorite secret item so far. Ironically, I still take massive bites of this. Gotta go, gotta go, well we've come to the Sonic news flash, Spring Chicken, face it, this band article should probably remain banned. I'm not proud of what's about to happen. Next up is Slap Yo Mama. I'm not sure how this makes sense. but it's just a soft drink with Powerade and raspberry lemonade. What does anyone's mom have to do with this? I don't know why unnecessary hostility towards mothers is prohibited, let's get this right, here goes nothing, I'm a little nervous, hey, I'm sorry. preview, uh, can I get the Slap Yo Mama soda, have a good one, you still have the soda like Slap Yo Mama, uh, we don't have that kind of drink, gentlemen, we're going to be at the next Sonic I have?

I've never said slap your mom in a sequence in my entire life. Can I get Slap Yo Mama soda? You never, no one ever. I think they played a joke on me. I'm sorry. I don't even fully believe this exists and I'm the one. one asks for it. I have one more Sonic I can go to, so let's see, hey Andre, can I get the Slap Yo Mama soda? I thought I could help you, you've never heard of that, no sir, okay, Sonic Epic Fail, can I? get like cherry lemonade then thank you sir my friends, it's been a crazy day but the Pyramid of Secrets is not complete, that's right, I have more work to do, that being said, I'll sit here in the dark and finish this cherry lemonade cherries.

I don't deserve I'll see you in the morning Good morning I didn't deserve to sleep I sat here all night. We go to breakfast. The next McDonald's is one of my all-time favorites. We're practically at the top of the Pyramid of Secrets here, only a couple more left, this one however is McRae's toppings pancake with a yogurt parfait in the middle, reason for the ban. I don't know if they're allowed to do that. I don't know if you can even do it. I'm excited about this one, let's see if McDonald's is uh oh, what is that?

I'll help you oh uh, can I get you a crepe, the disgusting one, Mick crepe, we don't have crepes, I hope I don't get in trouble? asking for just I have a strange feeling that I'm going to get in trouble for this you guys have the mccrape the McRae hello hey can I get the mccrape? yes, that will be all, thank you. I think we'll see. at the loudest intersection in America, guys, that's a McCray, this really looks good, I feel like I just need to eat this with my hands, absolutely delicious, the next and final secret menu item is so secret, so intimate, that you would be the only ones who know. what is here goes nothing we have reached our final destination Chipotle this is potentially the most secret item of all time because I invented it I call it a fun drink 20 lemonade 40 Sprite 40 fresh tangerine water the most delicious thing in the whole world and the biggest secret of all time.

I don't expect them to know what it is if they do. It would be crazy if they didn't know. I'll tell you in the hopes that it becomes a thing and Chipotle wants to put it on the menu. I don't know, it's time to go, time to take a look at this pyramid. I have a burrito, sue me foreigner, but I also have a large drink, so basically when you go up to the window they ask you what kind of drink you want. I'm going to say it I'm going to say Oh, can I get the fun drink?

Yes, the fun drink. Yes. What would you like to drink? It's called a fun drink. It's like 20 lemonade 40 Sprite 40 Mandarin water fresh water. Oh, precise thing, it's so sweet. doing it for me thank you so much yes you should try it it's so good the fun drink it just brings people together that's what it does it's a natural side effect it was so nice I mean well there you go the Pyramid of Secrets has been revealed but One thing's for sure you didn't see it from me, it was great, it's a great outing, yeah, I hope it's an exciting option.