I 100%'d the Cuphead RIP-OFF, Here's What Happened

Don't buy this game, imagine Cuphead, but you're a wizard,

what

could go wrong. Our journey begins with two wizards who stumble upon a book while cleaning, cast a spell, and open an enchanted portal, as the title suggests. Our heroes with their cat. He is trapped at the beginning of our adventure with the mysterious book behind him, that's the plot. I possess three different spells, red fire, blue ice and green magic, most enemies have a bright color behind them indicating which spell they should be defeated with, other than these ghost wolf heads. What you need to do in this level is kill bats and walk.

It feels so lifeless and the sounds just show how cheap it was. That's all. I'm already bored of playing this game and I regret my purchase after so much repetition. I walk into the nearby hotel and clarify, I'm not editing any of these transitions, this is literally how the game tells its story that night, it actually looks great and that's w

here

my praise ends. I was a fool to think the levels could improve, the bad guys come

here

all the time. I repeat, shut up, thank God, there is an elevator in sight. We go up and the new creatures here are color coded spiders.

If you stand directly under them, they can't throw any nets at you. You're not having fun. No, yes, me neither. And cut the scene, I mean the PowerPoint presentation in the first boss battle against a witch could be a single obstacle that I have to carefully avoid while defeating the boss, not at all, if you camp in the left corner of the screen , the Tombstones will never reach you and all you have to do is jump on the incoming cats and again, to top it all off, the music is mediocre and concludes the first phase of this match by transforming both the Witch and I into scrawny versions of ourselves themselves, no explanation is provided and nothing about the game is different to the extent that I can tell that as you stir your cauldron green and red bubbles emerge.

I experimented to see if they did anything worthwhile, but they were just dangers. Oh, and I forgot to mention how slippery the controls in this game feel combined with the input lag anyway. I challenged the Sorceress again. She camped in the corner and this time maneuvered over the bubbles with a double jump followed by a dash, then she falls into her pot and starts the third phase. You'll never guess the strategy for this. Oh wait, it's just a repeat of the double jumps from the last phase. followed by rushing and that's not the best part look at the dying animation W amazing now that was art that was smut The cauldron proceeds to explode the witch melts in her grave we return to our original forms but wait aliens we are being abducted by The aliens They hiss, it's time to escape and I'm already trapped a minute later.

I suddenly remembered that there is a melee attack in this game that is used only to destroy obstacles. Why not fight? They gave Samus a melee counter in the Metroid games and it was sick, well let's get back to the reality of the dangers arising from the setting, we have robotic caterpillars crawling on the ceiling with torrential blasters, caged monsters that slap you in the face. The way that clicking sound alone makes me feel like I bought a pirated version of Cuphead, things finally change instead of walking on flat terrain I'm met with a series of platforms with little green aliens piloting robot suits and wo whoa whoo whoo the board in the air is slippery too OMG the controls in this game irritate me almost to death I barely made it alive to the end where a computer digitizes my partner and me.

This is where the game takes it up a notch by being annoying. You see, there are alien police officers who ride around on hover bikes. What's wrong with that? You may ask, well, first of all, the game won't let me backtrack. to get this damn heart back to heal myself secondly, they never stop appearing no matter how many you kill, they just come back a few seconds later. I find it difficult if done well. It's great game design and a fun challenge, but this is just an obstruction. go up the screen and it's hard just for the sake of being hard it's taking me forever to inch through this level because I have to take these guys out before I move on if I want to have any chance of surviving everyone get in here and even when I find the openings to move forward I get stuck I can't move I press every button known to mankind but nothing works I'm a sitting duck, only one method would free me from those chains and that was to pause and then resume at least me. now I see the light at the end of the tunnel my partner and I go back to the real world inside the UFO we look at the magic book run away from the scene I'm still confused about then the game tells me oh you thought that was it It's strange how about If a cow controls the spaceship?

Honestly, that makes the most sense so far considering the cattle and his history with the aliens. Look at this cow, though she pushes every button she can get her hooves on. It's like a milk tanker is pushing buttons while she plays Street. Fighter, the dangers here include mini alien ships, falling anvils, and robotic hands that throw bowling balls. Oh no, why are you smiling? What do you do as a DJ? My character, they can't resist the rhythms of this poor music. Backup dancers appear and I can't attack or jump. While the cow is complaining, all I can do is strafe from side to side hoping not to fall into any holes, it doesn't matter, we end up trapped anyway, then we are reduced to miniature size, we quickly summon our brooms and then we begin the final phase. of the boss, it starts out simple enough with ray gun fire, more aliens, and the cow transforming.

I thought everything was going well and D, but remember I'm not editing any of the sound here, all that plays is music, there is no sound. effects of any of the attacks, therefore, I died from a laser blast that I had no idea would return. I'm okay with difficulty, but not when I don't feel like it's my fault, take this Cuphead boss for example, he can literally hear and see everything. Coming at you is difficult, but over time you can figure out how to handle it. Oh my god, I miss Cuphead. To whom I pass the first phase, I dance again and take revenge on the cyborg cow by staying high this time, this place just above the center is perfect to avoid. most of the laser attack defeated the cattle.

He shoots us with one more attempt, but damages his ship in the process. Upon landing on the surface, they didn't show the accident at all. Why the hell am I expecting anything at this point? Oh look. spinning monkey pngs I paid $20 for this, at least the one carrying a wooden bazooka looks better, sorry, I understand the developers don't want it to go past this point until the chimpanzee is gone, but put up a visual barrier or something as well as this crocodile section. Looks pretty cool though and they're not playing, reminds me of that nostalgic Croc arcade game, nothing to see here just some pngs of disappearing monkeys, more Gators and look at all these mosquitoes on the screen at the same time ,

what

was I supposed to do now? look at this exact same section, but there are nowhere near the same amount of mosquitoes as shown Earl, why is this game random like that?

Okay, Ancient Temple time and star transition, as always, spikes on the ground, check the snakes, check the booby trap, you launch, check, rinse and repeat throughout the entire level and that's all folks, still I have no idea what the ambition of this spell book is: it breaks a pink jewel, which I guess is important because now they have a reason to reference the Indiana Jones Boulder scene and, to be fair, I'm guilty. Now I also want to stop the video to give you a moment to guess who will be the head of this temple. a mummy an archaeologist maybe maybe a temple guardian monster no it's a hermit crab on the beach this has to be the most out of place boss battle I've ever witnessed in my entire life yes I know we skipped through a portal, but this feels so forced, whatever it is, I have to concentrate on the game now and what I mean by concentrate is find the place that allows me To cheese, the boss, to easily stand right in front of the crab, allows me to evade the diving fish by simply standing in place, jumping takes care of the rest and if necessary I can block, that's right you can block a great addition to add your own spin to the genre but unfortunately after performing a block there is a second after that leaves you defenseless before you can move again well that sucks one of the fish can't get out of its Canyon causing an explosion sending us to the depths of the ocean where we change shape the mermaids then meet an octopus with a monkey and a mustache oh no whatever I'll do another easy dodge what I can't dodge that spring it gets worse I die from an invisible hitbox look it didn't even touch me and I have Game over the sad thing is I'm not even surprised there is

happened

, so I defeated the crab again and then faced the mollusk once again.

Everywhere I go I see his face, that stupid return spring, come on Andrew, just get to the end and I'm not done yet, Krabs' hermit ghost is back for Revenge with a ship on his back, thank God, none of the hitbox's extended invisible antics knocked me out during this phase and with that our book chase continues, wait now. I am being a prisoner of the book. I'm really trying with this game, but I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out. Oh splendid, every time I shoot my character also runs against my will, I'm just pressing the shoot button to fix it. this, I exited the game, restarted it and I still run when I shoot.

I guess I have no choice but to win the rest of the game this way. It's very frustrating, although I can't change my muscle memory. Luckily every frog night is dropping a heart I'm 50% of the way there I can do this I hate this game okay maybe I'll never shoot yes that can work I'm doing it now right? I can do this I'm going to break everything within a 5T radius of me I don't want to play this game anymore okay new plan I'm just going to choose the color blue then I'm going to press and hold the shoot button to save my life and I will only kill the blue enemies in my way, I did it, I did it with full health too, well, through the trapdoor, we go to the mines, falling icicles and hairy toads that can die with any color.

I have this, it's doable, a bigger toad that can spit out bees. That's not so bad, it's not so bad going through lava again, it's not so bad, but it gets harder when the toad bear shows up with the bees to knock him down, no, damn Dash, this game can't be played. I'd better call it hello, helpdesk, hello. The Haunted Portals copy has shoot and kill as the same button even though they are not mapped that way. Have you tried unassigning and then assigning the commands? What the hell is he going to do? I can't believe it actually worked.

That's how it always happens when you call it without the training weights. I felt like I was playing in baby mode, now no enemies could get in my way. I even got through it unscathed because I was so sure I would. I got to the end, which I did. Then they invited me to a princess and the frog chief. I wonder how long it will take me to finish this. Not much. I simply stand on the right lily pad and proceed to cast spells. to the princess, the prince's toads that fall never come close to making contact with me.

I jump on the frog coming up behind me and then run back to the right Lily Pad just as the red jar falls fed up with my antics, the princess lets a frog kiss her. transforming into one of the amphibians next to them there is a lot more going on in this phase that keeps me on my toes the princess attacks with her tongue more vials are falling down water lilies are being removed there is a lot to keep an eye on Once I tried again I was able Getting past this part, however, I was in the red and moved on to the next.

The real frog jumps into the pond and assigns a catapult mechanic in his place while blowing kisses from the waters, but the fairy frog is catapulted. gets the best of me what makes this difficult is that the princess is just an open target when she decides to show up for a visit, it took a lot of luck and about four tries but I was finally able to dethrone that entitled brat, where is he? she? the next portal takes us to the Wild West, there isn't even a moving weapons section, we go straight to the next boss fight, in this fight I learned that I needed to change a couple of my tactics, the first being my spell choice every time the opponents did it.

They don't have an AA color behind them. I would always default to green magic as it had the best area of ​​effect as you can see here, although its damage is lower than other spells, making battles last longer, forcing me to have to do it. Surviving bullet hells for what seemed like an eternity. The second problem was that I never turned it on.the power. That's right, over time the meter will fill in the shape of a circle, indicating that your character is ready to power up. You are all ready to see this transformation. Nothing

happened

.

Uh, are you blind or do I have to zoom in for you to see? No, I'm with you, it's dumb, but switching to Fire and using the power meter is my only chance to beat these Cowboys, not to mention this boss encounter took me longer. To defeat any of them, Buffalo would return to the fight with a Gatling gun that fired at Cactus and launched needles that added to the chaos and overwhelmed me to my death. More than 30 minutes later, I finally managed an attempt that I managed to pass. The projectiles with enough health remaining to secure the wind man I was glad to see that portal that took us to a garbage alley inside an unknown city.

It may be in a new location, but it seems the chickens run around this part of town too. or should I say the mafia and their machine guns shooting out of windows and doing drive-by shootings and pizza because well, I don't know, maybe an homage to the Ninja Turtles. Anyway, I need to stop trying to make this game make sense to me. I walked down the street cautiously, made a couple of mistakes and got stuck in the messy middle of the lot of things that end up still sticking out by the skin of my teeth, ladies and gentlemen, now meet Johnny Bravo chicken, man.

I'm very careful with that dart, in fact it may be the only dart I'll have to avoid. because apparently standing on the side doesn't make any of Johnny's chicken buddies even try to shoot me. This has to be the easiest boss by far, all thanks to poor programming. I light up, I unleash my anger of fireballs at the lack. Knight evades the emerging spikes by doing a double jump and then for some reason manages to get another jump after all that and begins his final phase. I'm dead, how good you want to be like that. I'm going to camp again, triple jump.

I want to and this time not die during the phase transition for reasons I can't explain Johnny Chicken turns into a caveman with a big stick and dinosaurs flood the screen. I managed to beat him on my first try. Watch the rooster fall into the Fountain of Time. Back to an egg and then, on the other side of the portal, a familiar piano melody fills my ears. Could it be lwig van Beethoven himself? Well, he was supposedly an idiot in real life, so I guess the villain listens to good music, like you would. Expect musical notes in different shapes and sizes to be the basis of his attacks.

Our duel is quick, tying his finger somehow, giving us the opportunity to chase the book and now we're in someone's front yard. There are no scenes or PowerPoint presentations to present. us to the Chihuahua here it gets even better look at this. Everything I'm saying about it is probably something I've said before in this video oh no, the inevitable spring of octopus bosses is back in lightning form, there's good news. The only time it happens because this fight with Cerberus is very short, it didn't even last 30 seconds. But I'll be grateful because I finally made it to the final boss and it looks like they're going to be tough obstacles. they're throwing up everywhere the book is changing color this will take a long time to master, especially since after you die you have to face Beethoven Cerberus and the stupid lightning bolt, then you can challenge the book again with whatever life you have left afterward That's all What would I say if this game wasn't so poorly designed, look at this, the final boss battle, but none of the obstacles can reach me, aside from the occasional cat, all because I'm standing on the side, you know what? we take them the screen then breaks turning me into a squirrel a squirrel facing a tree it sure was difficult no, not at all the glass screen breaks again I have returned to my human form but I look different I am a real child like that young The magician girl is my next moral enemy who uses her wand to summon others to attack in her place when it turns red, a fairy holding a candle blows Flames towards me when it is green, a second fairy wielding a fan blows in Swirls green and when it is blue, a third fairy runs across the screen with her glass reindeer and sleigh.

It didn't take me long to lose, but that first try was all I needed to learn her methods. Honestly, the hardest thing about this Gauntlet boss is the random amount of times you get hit. seriously lightning four times in one go, thankfully our beloved cat from the beginning of the story drops hearts to make up for that horrendous RNG. I burn the tree once more with ease and then gracefully dance around everything the four magical girls can throw at me. I didn't stop stable. I was jumping twice. He was running in the air. I was triple jumping.

I kept the fire burning and the naughty ways in the book ended. We surrounded him, beat him to a pulp with our wands, and brought him home just before. The head wizard is back, wait, who is this guy? Why did they just introduce us to it and, oh no, an end credits scene? These people think they're going to make a sequel to Over My Dead Body. Follow my Instagram and learn instead. how can you win these

cuphead

YouTu that I'm giving away and please like the video and subscribe to the channel in exchange for me having to deal with this mess, everyone have a good time, thank you