Hugh Grant Interview | Top Gear | BBC

this is exciting for me it's exciting for me no but it really is because for the first time in a guest

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we have girls around the front yeah normally at this point they're all outside talking to hammond but now he's out there alone , so let me start with the cars, if I'm a big Hollywood star, obviously, so I guess you have a Toyota award, you would have thought, you would have thought, um, no, in my life, I've had two car modes, um , tiny little cars and a big guard, um, and you're in what mode now, you know?

Remember the first time I'm right between the two the cars launched started with a citroen diane and no I don't think you can get much more complicated than that well no the best thing about the dial is you could crash it and no one knew because there was so many different angles that it was always yes, yes, I know what you're doing. You're also saying that you couldn't hurt anyone because he had the power of four harnessed children and then you got yourself into the kind of hole that you eloquently put him in his car, yeah, which started with, well, it started with an Aston Martin Vanquish, which is a beautiful car, you want to lick it or match it or something, but I never wanted to drive it much because the

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s, only once in a while, just when you were happy in your car, they would just get stuck, the car would stop and you couldn't even .

Push him to the side of the road. You were there on the A316 with people passing by waving, but a lovely car, yes, and then it was Bentley, wasn't it? So yes, he had a footballer's car, Bentley GT Continental. and very nice again but I have back problems and for some reason it manifests itself sometimes as back pain and sometimes as pain in the ass and with the continental gt I have terrible pain in the balls some car seats do it to me my brother golf gti was the first, that's why the syndrome is now known as golf ball um and it happened very badly to me with the gt continental so I had to come back after six months because of your testicles yeah, I didn't tell that to uh So, After the Bentley was, I had a beautiful Porsche that I called you about, yeah, well, actually you know your girlfriend called me, yeah, and she said, listen, I gotta get Hugh a car, yeah, a Porsche.

Well, that's bad for a start. but anyway she insisted that it was going to be a Porsche and then she wanted to know if it was going to be an automatic or manual

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box. Yes, you were absolutely right and, of course, I bought the manual one and it is very exhausting because what I want is a comfortable environment, yes, and a nice armchair, and so that my balls don't hurt, it is not asking too much of a car and the Porsche also has something interesting. I think it's okay if the steering wheel is on the left for the Germans, but on the right.

For the British something is wrong, I think the gas tank is in the wrong place so you are looking forward like this with your upper body and your lower body is here so you are looking directly to the left and I found that to be complicated, I once had that in the Lancia Stratos, but it is annoying that in the Lancia Stratos everyone looks this way while traveling. This really makes for a tremendous sense of speed, yes, but you crash into things quite often now when you drive. How is that? Do you have terrible road rage? road rage, yes, and well, yes, it's road rage that then turns into terrible road meekness in an instant, one instant there was a guy who dealt me ​​the lightest of blows, I mean, He barely touched the car and I went into a complete breakdown, he attacked him and when he didn't get out of his car, I thought, wow, I'll attack the car and I ripped the windshield wipers off his car, amazed at my own strength, and he said, you ripped the windshield wipers off of his car. my car and I'm immediately I'm so sorry, I tried to put them back on.

I'll take you to a garage if you're going to get angry. You know, follow through to the end. Can I just say it's okay? We are more or less the same age. I think it's hard to believe looking at this, isn't it? Yes, frankly, it is. Yeah, are you starting to fall apart? Yes, I am, oh, yes, yes, I am Jeremy. Yes, the worst thing for me is when you have what you have. You've shaved you rinse your face like this and then you look in the mirror I have a mirror on the side here my eyes are looking up but my face is still pointing down that's hell and besides didn't you have something? problems with your butt, that was a terrible moment, yes, it was really terrible.

Curiously, it was for a golf ball. I went to see a doctor on Harley Street and I was suspicious of him to begin with because he said, "Very well, yes." you just like to take off all your clothes, so I took them all off and then he

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ed me. I sat naked as a baby in front of him like this in a large and very expensive consultation room while he wrote things about him I kept looking. He looked at me and wrote more stuff and then said, "Well, let's do a quick prostate exam." I leaned over and I swear to God he stuck his head in my ass because when he said it hurts, he was muffled. and it was the worst pain I've ever had in my life, okay, listen, I really want to sit on your lap, obviously, yeah, is it going to go up there?

I thought pretty bad, I really liked Stig, he was very kind to me, but uh, it's not easy, it's not easy, Jeremy, you don't believe it, no, no, because it's counterintuitive, you know, just when you're thinking, well , now I'm going to die, so I'll break, he says flat. down with the accelerator and uh and backwards and um I know I'm going to be bad who here would like to see

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es laboratory let's put the tape on here we go this is you and there you go what a car it's very unattractive helmet ah don't change again bassinet pointy that can't be my best I was already quite an adult that was very good until there excellent well, where are you going now? although the hammerheads never dominated is that a penalty well no that's good good line through there confidence I, oh, without a piece of that, there was another ex BBC cameraman right in my path, he did exactly the wrong thing another time and here we are at the last corner, this is, um, I know it's not good, I know it and I feel, I feel like I've left everyone. down and including yourself, so where do you think you've come from?

Oh, oh God, I wish I knew who I would really like. I wouldn't want to go lower than michael gambon, michael gambon, yeah you beat him, oh that's good in that case. I'd really like to be you and McGregor, well actually you did it in a minute yeah 40 yeah seven yeah point seven oh hi congratulations in fact you're just a point of a second behind the man alright spoken, yes, yes, anyway, so there you are, but jamie oliver was in the snow, so he moves up, it's true, no, it hadn't melted, the snow had melted, he says it was snow and we have punished him for it, yes, so you know, I think you are better, funnier and much more attractive with a smaller tongue, ladies and gentlemen, Hugh Grads.