How to pick up girls -- h3h3 reaction video

What's happening today, guys? Today I'm going to teach you how to make eye contact with women. This technique is CRAZY, boy! Let's see what we can make happen! I am the BEST

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up artist! Today we will see

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s of Chris from The Good Looking Loser. He is a great

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up artist and today he is teaching us how to overcome our anxieties when talking to women. So, yes, I'm sure he has great advice for us. Let's go ahead and get started and see what it's all about. What the fuck was that? What are you trying to say with that introduction, friend?

What is the relevance to the pickup game? I don't understand. Shall we go to your rape house? I mean, what the fuck, dude? Hey what's up? Okay, this is me doing the day 63 exercise... Man, I love that cap pen style! It's so casual and sexy, he doesn't really care that it's there, but also sophisticated. Does it work for me, Hila? How I look? ...quite sexy, actually. Um... it's pretty much the hardest exercise, and what you do is you go up and give the girl a compliment, you know, "Hey, I know it's random, but I thought you were cute, I wanted to come say hi," you do the presentation...

You just give them a compliment, you know, you make the presentation, I mean, look, guys: it doesn't really matter what they say. These brainless creatures, okay? They're barely human, okay? You can tell them anything and they'll let you shove your trash in their hole. They do not deserve our respect, only men deserve our respect. By the way, why aren't we fucking men? Men are the only people I respect. I want to fuck guys! I'm gay and I want to fuck guys! Why do you wonder why I overcompensate all the time and fuck women all the time?

I'm obsessed with it, I don't even have any emotional

reaction

, it doesn't mean anything to me right now! I just stick my balls in

girls

asses, dude! That's what turns me on! But a boy's cock? Ah! That's beautiful, friend! Love. To suck. Cock! I mean, that's an emotional response, man! Men have souls! They know, you know, I bond with my brothers, I just like being with my brothers! Man! I'd love to kiss a guy on the lips, dude! But hey, that's another tutorial for another day. You shake her hand and at that moment, you HUG her WITH BOTH ARMS for a full 10 seconds and, um... you know, you can count the seconds in your head, but you can also count them out loud. , I...

Okay guys, it's very important to note here: "It's more of a happy/fun 'Big Brother' type hug. He's not violent in any way." BOTH ARMS, DUDE! EGGHHGHHHHH!!!!! Don't be violent, guys! As any older brother would do... ...with his beloved little sister. Grab her with both arms and ffffff, drag her to your rape dungeon. Hmm! That sounds fun and happy! I wish I were a big brother so I could… so I could fill my little sister with as much joy as if she were forcibly restrained by a huge, fucking burly, testosterone riddled giant! And, um... don't let go, and uh, you know, after the 10 seconds are up, you say, "Nice to meet you... take care!", and you leave...

Okay, So, when finish the hug you say "nice to meet you", "take care of yourself". Okay, go. That way you care about fucking her and you'll make her distrust men for the rest of her life, okay? Next time you see a guy, it's okay. You won't trust him that much. And that's what this exercise is about. So... this is something we've done before and, um, yeah, I mean, it's hard during the day, I'll do it. offer as a disclaimer. It's okay buddy, I just have to say something. When you openly acknowledge that something is harder to do during the day, I think you need to reevaluate your activity there a little.

Here is an audio of me doing it the first time, this is a typical response okay? Everyone loves hugs. Hello! How are you? Bit. Want? What's up guys? I just wanted to make sure that if it wasn't creepy and disturbing enough, I just wanted to tell you a little bit about it, if you know what I mean. I don't know if I was weird enough to make them uncomfortable. I just want to say a little. Okay? In case you didn't think highly enough of me, that's okay, I just want to show you what I'm all about.

GLL] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... (Ethan: What?) 6-6. 7.. 8... Sh-sh-sh shoot, okay? The fact that you're complaining now really distracts me by attacking you, okay? Don't sh-sh-sh-sh me. This is MY MOMENT, friend. I'm rushing right now buddy, I've got both hands around you SHSHSHSH, bitch. Be glad I'm not dragging you into my rape dungeon and this is just a drill. Huhuuu Then check it out. How are you? What's new? Fairly good. Yeah? I know it's a little random but I thought you were attractive and I wanted to come say hi. Thank you! Aha, I'm Chris. Claudia. Nice to meet you Claudia, come here. "Nice to meet you, Claudia." Just remember this: you don't mean to be violent or aggressive, take her hand when she goes to shake it and PULL her towards you as hard as you can.

At that point, you'll want to put both arms around her; Make sure you have two large salamis in both, okay? You want to be pumping iron for years, okay, for this to be good. That way she knows there is no chance of escape and she won't even fight. One, two, three, Uhh... Four, Five, Six, Seven, Uhh, okay? No, no, no, not yet! Eight, eight, nine, ten. Wow, you were hugging me back! *Nervous laughter* Yes! I know it's random and I'm going to leave right now, okay? Well. Peace. Wow. Wow. Wow! I almost got into a relationship there, wow.

I almost met my emotional needs for the first time in my life, wow! I'm lucky I got out of there quickly, that girl was really cute and approachable and I think we could have had a meaningful relationship together, *wow*. I better get out of here quickly. Okay guys, and that was another perfect pickup, yeah! Let's go get them again next week, BOTH HANDS! Hug her with both arms. One, two, three Welcome to the rape dungeon. Five, Six, Seven Five, Three, Four... Sir? Wow. Alright, well that technique was really impressive, let's go ahead and check out her other

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s and see if she has any other good tips for picking up

girls

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The next video is called "Make the Girl Relax." I just have to tell you friend, what's going on with your face? Why is she so red? You look like a Christmas ham, buddy. It looks like... his face looks like an aborted fetus, man. Looks like they just pulled a radish out of the ground, man. Looks like a damn hot dog, man, that just came off the grill, man. Your face looks like a p... The tip of a lipstick container, friend. Your face looks like a fucking dog's erection, buddy, you red rocket. How do you make your face look so red, boy?

It looks like a turnip. Raise me, you just raised me, boy. I have a question on the forum about, um, you know, whether you should kick out if the girls aren't giving - and that means abandoning the interaction - if the girls aren't giving you much... and obviously A good way to solve this is just touch the girl on the arm, you know, physically advance towards her, and then you'll see... Oh, "physically advance towards her", that sounds sexy. That sounds playful, fun and brotherly! There's nothing sexier than comparing flirting with girls to bombing a Vietnamese jungle.

Advance on her physically! Wow, that's fun! Get out the Tasers and guns, guys, we're advancing on her physically. She Gets out the handcuffs, because we have a brightly lit rape dungeon that has an empty spot, just for you, little lady! Because I am advancing towards you physically, now! I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you girl! I am advancing towards you physically! I'm not very good with techniques, I'm good at just having balls and doing things, but there is one technique that actually works quite well and lightens up the conversation, so I'm going to demonstrate that technique right now, this is a 'staged approach' , That?

Is this a staging? He had me fooled, wow. As long as we are out there doing these things, they will be real. But I have to take care of some legal matters on that. And you know. I have to check some legal things about it. Alright buddy, I won't ask what legal stuff, man. Apparently forcibly restraining people for ten seconds is illegal, but, winking is never a good idea, I guess... Look buddy, stop winking, really, just... So here we go. Hey. Hey. Jesus, man, this guy is a fucking giant! Oh my god, I didn't realize how big he is.

It makes that whole hugging scenario that much scarier. He's got his dog tags on, I mean, Jesus, tone it down a little, dude. How is your day? It's good. Yeah? What're you up to? Ah, I'm shopping. Just shopping, huh? Do me a favor, Sara. Don't fight it, don't fight it! Well, that was the technique. Do me a favor, Sara. Okay, look, I've got some trash and I'm here to shove it up your fucking hole, okay, bitch? So if you could do me a favor and appreciate that I'm here talking to you, you owe me. something, okay, I came here to shove my shit in your fucking shit hole, and in your baby shit hole, okay, you could at least act like you want to talk to me, okay.

Please do you know who? I'm, I've fucked ten thousand women, okay, you should be happy that I'm trying to give you gonorrhea and hepatitis from a to z, and possibly AIDS, okay? Super AIDS, plus I have fucked women with AIDS. Do you know what happens when you fuck someone with AIDS? You get super AIDS, bitch, so unless you don't want me shoving my fucking infested garbage into your fucking trap, you better start noticing. They love me and are grateful that I'm here, trying to fuck them. And that was another successful pickup, guys. And now he's laughing so hard, even though this is staged, he thinks it's actually funny because I know, I know Sara. very good.

Oh, you know Sara pretty well, buddy? I think I understand what you're saying. I think I know what you're implying. You went over to her, you picked her up, didn't you, buddy? Chris, you old dog, you picked her up, didn't you? I basically said, "Hey, do me a favor," and then I started saying like this. And that means "smile." Smile! He's a gorri- What do you think of these things, man? I mean, you should quit the pickup game and take this show on the road, man, you're a born comedian and a great mime too. You have a very bright future in mimicry, friend.

I like you, Chris, I respect your game, I think you're a great guy, you probably have a lot of sex. A lot. You probably even created new STDs, man. I respect that, and I would do one of these to you, I respect a man who has created new STDs. So watch out for those Chris-TDs, where your dick just falls off and you bleed to death from the gaping hole where your dick and balls used to be. Man, you're a great guy, okay, see you later. Welcome to the rape dungeon. Hey, thanks for coming and watching our video.

It really means a lot to us. That Chris is quite a character, huh? Hopefully I'll avoid his rape dungeon, you know what I mean? Anyway, on the top left we have Facebook, Twitter, you know all that jazz. In between, we have a video blog on our second channel, click on it if you want. And at the top right we have our store. Hey, do what you want. I love you guys, thanks for watching. An unoriginal production *Hehe!*.