Honest Trailers | Zack Snyder's Justice League

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trailer comes the movie that rose from the ashes to redeem that burnt orange tire fire, transforming it from a movie that lasted two hours and terrible for a movie that's four hours long and mediocre, proving it once and for all, if you want to look great in comparison, just stand by joss whedon,

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's cut for real, this time get ready for a movie that It would not exist without a powerful

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that unites them. behind this, join the most devoted fans of targeted bullying on the Internet, the creatively bankrupt executives at WB, a parent company that would happily urinate on the ashes of the latest movie theater to sell more broadband, the writer who leaked The Rise of Skywalker and a director who was already self-taught. lenient before formatting a movie for imax knowing it would be released on a streaming service.

I think you liked how the bars added more darkness to each scene. That is free darkness. Baby, black suit, for a completely different version of the theatrical release. except for the plot that establishes the main characters and themes where if you remember a gracie gi monster covered in spikes wants to destroy the world and wants to impress his boss gray cgi monster but this time he follows in excruciating detail while this gray cgi monster Report your progress to your gray monster cgi bosses gray monster cgi executive assistant decide the design I called you I found one of the three the one who woke up and called let me beg him that I can return home after taking the combined power of the two mothers The boxes that I have been able to bring news before are carved into the surface of this very world, meanwhile Batman is still assembling a team of heroes to protect Earth, where they will work together to bring Superman back and quickly prove that there is no point in a league of

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once you've brought back Superman you

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ly have nothing to do besides stand together in a neat little line good job team okay soups take it from here with two and a half casablancas time execution to fill the depth of each character like Aquaman. who doesn't want to live under the sea but he also doesn't want to be where the people are because the surface world is full of horny bjorks the flash who got rid of dostoyevsky's awkward jokes or awkwardly touches his sausage next to iris west batman who has so little to offer to the team they give him and alfred a small plane to work as a gift the best minds in the aerospace sector couldn't make it fly and cyborg where the change from joss whedon to

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is more evident look how Ray Fisher shines like the heart emotional part of the story and the heir to Batman's mantle of depression, who lost his body, lost his parents and might be the only college football star at risk of losing his spot on the team for academic violations, that doesn't mean that he can hack our system to change his friends' ratings, you know, this guy plays for Gotham, you and they just beat a Big Ten program like Wisconsin, not only does he get a pass to hack ratings, there's a 90 chance that Bruce Wayne has bought him a climb, prepare your anus for Snyder's trademark of muscular visual cinema packed to the brim with honks allergic to his own shirts here boo boo that woman where every action scene was greatly improved thanks to new additions like the violence of the amazonian horses bloodbending of the atlanteans the gods of olympus reminding darkseid who the extreme daddy is Close-ups of sesame seeds and heroes taking the time to inspire the next generation before the brains of their victims have finished dripping down the walls.

Can I be like you someday? You can be anything you want to be, but a man at risk of defeating a dead Superman. this guy loves his slow motion, i mean come on super speed flash gets the same treatment as lois lane putting down a cup of coffee, does her drink go back in time or is she just really sad for her husband so come together for the epic culmination of a mass movement built around the sincere belief that it wasn't enough for Zack Snyder to do whatever he wanted for two box office disappointments, it's not enough that grim superhero storytelling is basically its own genre, Not now, this movie had to exist in its purest form. or rather, this movie always existed in its purest form and the $70 million that warner spent on it was for snacks or something, but now that it's finally here, snyder's biggest fans can finally lay down their arms and be Satisfied that their hero's journey had a proper ending, oh come on, wave as you pass through scenes that were clearly setting up multiple sequels, teasing fans with the ultimate fantasy of seeing Superman's dark side take down the rest of the earth. to the city, ensuring that every tweet article or public statement about the Warner brothers. being invaded by a hashtag restore Snyder's verse something that will never happen until DC annually fires executives and the next ones make it happen harassment remains undefeated y'all wait it's not over yet that was a natural place to stop welcome completely new additions like Martian Manhunter, whose appearance raises questions like where Martian Manhunter has been and how often he comes to town disguised as Diane Lane and Jared Leto's Joker, finally sharing a scene with Ben Affleck's Batman, I mean, They clearly didn't film together, but you can imagine what it would be like if they finally shared a scene.

Who is going to give you an idea? Stinks. Okay, this is too long and I've been waiting on p since part four. Can you just roll every time they say? mother box I'll be right back mother box mother boxes other boxes mother box mother boxes ah that's better, it's time to star dad used bats I'm rich wonder woman restorer of ancient art and antiques it doesn't matter, it's not a phase mom, this is who I Now every heist needs a computer guy debbie choker i want you to leave me alone this is a bad idea his father is dead because of our jokes about mr put the water on first so as not to scribble the tea that's probably enough tea and then let him grind the big city elegy ah put the spikes back on put those spikes back is this movie running or crawling is dragging maybe this guy should stop working with robots the boar is lava I'm made of rocks as you can see no Don't let that intimidate you, Martha Manhunter, the living joke, Meera's accent, the firstborn son of the beloved queen of Atlanta, you are the firstborn son of the queen of Atlanta and your mother's box smells so bad that the steppenwolf can trace it to the other side of the world.

You've been close to a mother box. the smell is on you oh greatest justice league longer and uncut working on an identification sketch where did they find the artist the leprechaun? this episode is sponsored by google play download crash bandicoot on the run and discover more on google play now hello friend travelers, I'm doing my best mom, I never actually said this phrase, screen addicts, now it has a synthetic approximation of my voice made from previous recordings.