Honest Trailers - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

from Zack Snyder and his production company with a precise name comes the blockbuster that united the two biggest superheroes in the world and invited everyone else Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice to prepare for the battle of the century between critics and fans that told with the film's most rabid supporters. death threats, while his harshest critics refuse to admit that anything about it was cool, even though you'd be lying, he thought this wasn't amazing and it wasn't ridiculous, why the addition of cyanide? Warner Brothers needed a surefire mega hit to keep up the pace. With the MCU they are now pairing a screenwriter who once said that Batman v Superman is the place you go when you admit you've exhausted all possibilities and a director who once said that Batman could be raped in prison, that can really happen in my movie. strange choices in hindsight, you were promised the

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of the Justice League and handed an email attachment as the DC Extended Universe begins with a folder of low-resolution QuickTime videos, the design of the logos, leaving the audience with a great new Batman movie trapped inside a Boring complicated Superman sequel trapped inside any cartoon Lex Luthor is stolen oh yeah, hello and no, no, what am I?

I guess I say the Man of Steel, you know, and the fear is back, yeah, and even he's not convinced by the whole Superman gig. Witness Superman the hero who once stood for truth and

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the American way represents the depressed loot and wonders why he even bothers as the main character of the film has nothing to do but look constipated in silence receiving horrible pep talks from their parents, whatever they need, you won't be. none of that sucks at his job he was then and he refused to fight his toughest opponent yet cable news

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was involved in planning this attack he is not a hero there must be a

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stop the chives book an interview smile go to karaoke in the carpool and sing on the Five For Fighting song I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plane OMG it's still a meatloaf Those abs are so good you won't even notice how fake those balls are Watch Zack Snyder prove it once and for all that the hero he really wanted to make movies about is this guy or at least his weird killer fanfic version Ben Affleck shines as Batman, who's one part CrossFit bro, one part Superman , one part Tony Stark, one part Arkham video game, and one part real-life Bat. the world's greatest detective finally gets to do some real detective work since the actor we all assumed would be the worst part of this movie is by far the best part of this movie oh also everything wonder woman did was really cool , sorry, it seems a bit fixed. in and that place, but you know, she would do it too.

I thought she was here, of course she is with you. He's been in an email like half an hour ago. Remember watching The Dark Knight come to hate Superman for clear and obvious reasons as Superman grows up. Hating Batman because Lex Luthor hired someone to kill a criminal marked by Batman before putting him in prison so that when Clark Kid refused to cover the local football team and investigated Gotham's vigilante, he would conclude that look, I don't have time . to explain the whole thing and we just planned the Rolexes real quick, okay, let's see here, CIA, yeah, let's see, okay, I don't even remember that bar, oh, yeah, there it is okay, uh, step nine, you know, I I forgot about that bar.

Jar Man, this is complicated, you don't have to throw everything but the kitchen sink into your evil plan and there's the sink you've been waiting for since you were a kid to see these two icons go head to head, keep waiting. two hours of King through boring congressional hearings, let me say at the outset that I'm grateful for our testimony of so much journalism, why don't we cover this and a semester of introductory philosophy lectures? God is almighty, it cannot be like that. He finally gets the awesome fight you were promised in the title that ends after only eight minutes because his moms have the same name.

I know BAM is hung up on her dead parents, but come on, she has the power to wipe out the entire human race and yes, we believe there is even a 1% chance that he is our enemy. We have to take it as something absolute. Having a mother doesn't change any of that motivation, no matter what her name is. You can write all the essays you want to convince yourself that this was brilliant. fool is a one-syllable word that covers it pretty well, so get ready for a bill that was so highly anticipated that it could never have lived up to the fight that fans have wanted to see on the big screen for had to offer. decades. controversy surrounding Man of Steel make enough money to compete with Marvel being a sequel to Man of Steel and Batman so a movie pleased a jar of pee enthusiasts formed the Justice League introduced Wonder Woman the flash Aquaman cyborg Lex Luthor parademons day of the graves Steppenwolf the death of Superman, whose idea was to cram all this into one movie, they just burned through like six movies of good material, huh, but the early stages of Suicide Squad look really good, tho They are well starred by a fat movie forever, the last son of the lady shit in the water, Jeremy's iron Hector.

Salamanca Teenage Mutant Abomination Lord of the Rings Cave Troll Max Landis Worst Product Placement of All Time What the hell is going on here? I had to ask like ten DC fans and even some of them didn't know about the cameo of Xena Warrior, a Democratic senator from Kentucky, for sure. Why didn't a comedian die in Gotham tonight? Martha Wayne and Martha Kent. Oh, I get it. No, they're still dumb fans. V Batman. Superman. the critics. The other fans.. The executives. V. Zack Snyder. Expectations cannot do

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to everyone. How come dad never left? Kansas, you let him die in a tornado.

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