Honest Trailers | The DCEU (400th Trailer)

this episode is brought to you by pagoda egg rolls after superman lives dead batman v superman asylum was locked up and jj abram's superman flyby crashed to earth jj script who were the brothers bomb warner just broke down and said okay , you know what you want to launch a universe, how is this superman doesn't want to save people batman is a murderer wonder woman is an incel and harley quinn needs three movies to break up with the joker who looks like my co- distributor now you all are happy you might all be fired I hate my job I'm going to make SpongeBob Spencer paramount plus the DC extended universe welcome to the DCEU continuity which compared to the boring but reliable student Marvel's B, he's a chaotic goth nerd who never lived up to his potential because Warner does shit. like changing the title after a movie's release canceling movies that have already publicly announced fighting their own stars swapping directors mid-production and releasing cuts of their movies to win back fans in the kind of behind-the-scenes drama you get when it's closest What you have for a misty is Donald Trump's Treasury Secretary.

Sheesh, no wonder these guys hated the cyborg. He meets your typical

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protagonist, whether it's a naïve fish out of water, a distraught field warrior made of sadness, or a funny joke who's stuck with Joss Whedon's bee material. My special abilities. includes uh violates a web design fluent in sign language they're too powerful to care about that it tickles them, but when they somehow find themselves threatened by an irritating little weakling ooh, I love pokemon, an army of faceless bullies or An angry CGI lump will harness the power of creatine to get into a series of costumes so fetishized they should have their own fans.

Silica-based quartz sand fabric. Abrasion resistant. Heat-resistant. My brother. I applaud your choices today. It shouldn't work, but damn. He manages to overcome that part of the movie where they lose their powers. I stayed without breath. I need a few seconds. That's murdering someone. You can't leave it like that and it's kind of a sequel or spin-off character. we will never have a following, shouldn't we have a league of our own? Oh wow, do you know who that is? That's the next director's problem in a world dominated by Disney's Mickey Mouse Club. Look at DC's effort to differentiate itself.

Where Marvel wanders. That? If the gods were like us dc answers are real and they don't want anything to do with you i used to want to save the world i don't want to be king yeah this is what i can't be here superman was never real the world instead of adapting the best stories from their best comics, they'll let the guys behind blake trinity and rise of skywalker do their best and instead of joking all the time, "that's America's ass," they all talk like a 14 year old. years trying to sounds tough while flipping through a wiki page this is katana she has my back she can cut them all in half with a single swing of her sword like moe on the grass I would recommend that she not kill me her sword traps the souls of her victims, you know ?

If you have to choose between this and jokes, then I choose the experience of the Airbud franchise, a universe that rests on the shoulders of an amateur bodybuilder, Zack Snyder, the inventor of the feature film

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s have the best shots, then a duration of four hours. The trailer would be nothing short of amazing, I mean bro, look at how it reinvents DC's biggest icons by literally and metaphorically removing all color, and whether or not you agree with this super nihilism, you cringe as the studio takes away from it control of his films. the world he created and makes sure that all the fans he created will reflexively hate anything they do.

You know, I'd expect better from the people in charge of Harry Potter and Game of Thrones. Wait, no I wouldn't, of course, they screwed this up. before the flash movie resets the timeline or gets canceled again or the star gets canceled again, enjoy superhero movies for the thoughtful, angry troll in all of us, where the only thing more dysfunctional than what's going on behind the camera is the relationship of each DC hero with their parents. I have to go back when I was a kid my dad traded me for a six pack of beer he didn't think you were ready for them to see the monster you're not a monster it's weird that you thought I meant me mom it's me I didn't have a father my mother sculpted me in clay and Zeus gave me life.

Well, that's a good story. McGuffins, the codex is the future of Krypton, the lost trident of Atlan, the murderous god, he seeks the engine change. His mother's box. We have to cut his heart. a rock started all this the rock was lost it's a rock amazing actors have nothing to do do you really think that oh wow they just just disappear that's a rude and dumb voice some days my childhood feels very far away and other days I can almost see it jules verne once wrote put two ships in the open sea without wind or tide they will come together there were perfect things absolutes of diamonds the truest darkness is not the absence of light it is the conviction that the light will never return bad wigs the right human being preventing these heroes become complete psychopaths the director of wonder woman vomited with the warner brothers the director of birds of prey vomited with the warner brothers the director of the suicide squad vomited with the warner brothers the director of aquaman is actually quite calm with the warner brothers and the director of three dc eu vomited on the warner brothers hmm, I'm sensing a pattern here, you know, they should let the warner brothers direct the movies that way, everything can be a space jam and a crisis for infinite idiots, many of these movies have a scene where the hero is learning to fly but can't quite take off what a perfect metaphor hey, screen junkies on Batman's one man quest to fight crime, how many horrible crimes commits himself and one of them violates the Geneva convention?

Yes, in a new video we did the math on Batman's crimes harder than Oracle on tax day, click the thumbnail on the right to watch it now this episode is brought to you by pagoda but the egg rolls, what if you I said you can like both Marvel and DC? It is not. as if my comment wasn't intelligent it's just that other comments are better than mine say something I'm giving up on the udc