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Alright, now I know business has been a little slow lately. Yes, it's no one's fault. Okay, I'm not going to name any names here. Knock, look, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get the business up and running again? How about a car wash? Damn, Millie, no one cares about the cars being clean here, okay? How about a billboard? We can't afford a billboard, Mr. Helpful, moxie, I'm really glad you're in the room right now. Have they forgotten the service we provide? I don't need any reminders. Sir, considering you wasted most of our salaries on a disgusting TV ad last week, one that you then paid to have aired for three full hours on a channel no one watches.

Hey, excuse me, what's so off-putting about a super funny jingle? It's okay, it's fun. distraction when an ad spits people love musicals exactly Millie and we're basically making a musical. Are you going to crush my musical theater dreams like my father did, sir? Because right now all I see is my father talking to me crushing my dreams of being who. I'm really in, are you trying to crush his dreams? Moxie I thought I knew you I can't believe you moxie yes, after I made you Employee of the Month okay sir, sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater.

Nobody really likes jingles. I liked. I still don't agree with him in front of me. Hi, I'm Blitz, the O is silent, and I'm the founder of Soy P. Are you part of who sent you to hell? Are you an innocent soul who was overtaken by someone else after lovingly killing my wife for every man? You can imagine my surprise when I ended up here after Ohio State killed me. I really wish I could keep it up. Yes, Peterborough saw me hiding. The body is fine, fortunately for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living room, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by eliminating anyone who ruined you when you were alive when you want someone gone.

I'm here to find a way to lock up all the immediate murder pros he's not responding he won't lose another saint it really worked he seems to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery now what insurance provider do you freaks have he's a sure. I would like to record this. and saying that the incident was Luna's fault dispatch is supposed to give us the correct information about the target is very simple oh sit on a dick Moxie, sit down, sit down and do your job. Hey, now we don't blame our mistakes. Luna, it's okay, she didn't do anything wrong, are you kidding me sir?

It's horrible. Hello, I'm p, happy adoption anniversary, crazy, I bought you a little something, is it a cure for syphilis? Don't excuse me, did you just fax me a big announcement? loss you know what why would you send me this come on you know why whoever is happy avocado salad in the refrigerator I'm having it because I have the worst hangover right now why would you drink in a work life? I'm hungover from this morning idiot, it's not my lunch, you know what I can't stand this assault right now, I need to take some off, that cleavage is on the phones because it feels like it and wants to talk to you, it sounds a little silly, oh God, it was one.

The time that I had not slept with that privilege, none of us would have access to the world of the living. I'm sorry? I, your husband. I heard you already know. An idea for this time he stole from us. There is a political candidate who is causing trouble on Earth for some time. My associates are trying to convince people that global warming exists, aren't they? Yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it and it gets very lonely here, well that makes sense when I'm lonely, I'm hungry and when I'm hungry. I want to choke on that red, give her yours and then lick it all up before you take it out, keep this and then you know that bridge over the highway, yeah, look, the point is that Luna is a valued member of our family and we're not. get rid of families we are not a family sir you are the

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we are the employees you treat her like she is a troubled teenager she is more like a homeless woman addicted to meth you let the man use the phones that is offensive no homeless people I would I don't have half the joy and laughter that I have in this life while we talk about the topic of family.

Can you stop meeting Millie and me outside of work? Come on, it's not a big deal. Excuse me, what honey? Can you give me the butter? honey, spoiler alert, spoiled butter, what's funny, honey, really awesome pun, like 2 jaemin, about I was dreaming that my parents were being murdered, but now I'd like to get back to it. Are you filming us right now? Stop doing that. I don't see what. the problem is or something you don't want me to see, no, your baby, wiener haver, sir, what you say and how you act is totally wrong, mom, look, I don't judge the boring couple things you do outside of work hours, like this don't judge.

I, oh, I'm quite judgmental, sir, he's actually knocking on the door, he's our

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, no, he's fine, Mills, her husband is, how do I say this about being offensive? Does insulting me maturely make him feel better about his sad single life? In reality, he is the only one. The reason you have a wife is because you are easy to manage. Don't talk to my receptionist like that. She is sensible. Speaking of my outfit, no one was talking about it, that's why I'm trying to get the ball rolling, so what does it look like? Okay, paralyzed, so you guys wouldn't fucking kill me, but now I want that, I want death, you're selfish. greedy clown and I'm a kid we're supposed to enlighten clowns, even the creepy ones, hey that's not much, if I wanted to listen to a spineless moron I'd rip your spine out and ask you something, that's my husband. talking to that's your husband, I imagined you for a while, but I didn't know you needed him so much and you, what's wrong with me?

Nothing. I don't talk to dogs. I am a cat lover. Wow, you know, kid, you're kinda Oh guys, I just got a text from your client. I guess he was the right target after all. Who was he? Yes, they wanted us to kill a real child. That's what they're saying. Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God. I know people from this company, I really wanted to show that we are capable of doing the same things that anyone else would like to kill people, so from us here at the group of immediate assassination professionals we promise to resolve your unfinished business or your money will run out. and you will never get it back and you can write us a bad review but we will play dumb because it is hell and no one cares.

You know, even though this kid was a target, he's still a kid. It is important that we have handled this. forward respectfully please welcome oh what a thrill when the crimson starts to pour and my millie is going to kill she takes my breath away she is the angel of death to me oh millie queen it's like a dream when i hear her victim start screaming get him out of the bag she's a maniac to me Oh Millie when the blood starts dripping down the sides and the bodies start falling my heart skips a beat when my Bailey guns burn in the night she's in love she makes murder funny for me lottery of all the ins in hell it's because of her that I fell