Hello Puppets! | Part 1 | If The Muppets Were A HORROR Show

there's so much blood Oh God,

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again and welcome to

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, I'm having a hard time not saying like now, I know what you're thinking,

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, oh this must be a children's game, well it's not, this one It's a

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game. It's a very dark comedy and that's all I know now, this vignette you're seeing when I move, yeah, unfortunately I can't turn it off so it'll always be there, I hope it doesn't bother you too much, what is this? OH. Look, I already hate this so much, can I just make some noise? Oh, hello, puppets, nice to meet you, oh, I don't like it, let's see.

Mortimer Henderson presents, hello puppets, oh that's so creepy. Mortimer's Tinkers aired its first episode on October 11, 1985. by Owen goober s'en Mortimer and his puppet friends have been called even better than the Muppets by the San Diego Sun Times The Examiner I'm somehow a mascot here There's Mortimer himself Handy Mortimer Owens's legendary original top-secret design has baffled puppet makers around the world. with his nuanced and realistic movements oh and he often says that Mortimer is more to me than me oh hi the puppets are so creepy oh so creepy Reilly ruckus loved by fans for her love of science and her catchphrase more facts Riley loves her dog Rosco who requires two puppeteers who is always by his side Riley ruckus I like this dad watch which is fun Daisy Danger Daisy is a friendly and helpful housewife and

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y planner but if she gets angry, be careful, she turns into Daisy Danger and you better get out of his way. creepy why would it be one of your Muppets why is everything torn down zette bauble of blood is the artistic Oh oh that's so creepy in charge of putting on

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s theater poetry music etc. nick is always at odds with a methodical and precise Riley Oh everything about this is horrible oh god there's something back there there's something back there waiting fire at the handyman's headquarters a fire broke out at Mortimer's handyman's house the Monday night eight cast members confirmed dead seven more seriously injured the cause of the fire is currently unknown oh that's a lot of cast members dead oh here we go look at this this is not a friendly puppet how is this better What the Muppets? hello, lots of different books and movies, all a Rosco is really cute, what a nice cake, I guess I have to go. towards this puppet oh that's a person look at that guy I don't want to go towards this Oh God he looks so boring hi not mine oh they are all the same Oh oh he is so creepy and look at this guy who has like a noose and he looks bored like Hell oh I hate everything, okay which one do we lose?

Jesus, uh, which one do I like? You're kind of cute, you know, I'm going to go with you, which one. Oh, which hand do I put it in? puppet I guess I'll put it on my left right no wonder those things are fun you look really good I like the type of blood on the edge of your shirt it sticks why am I doing this oh wow the curtain is behind me I can't leave oh okay okay I put oh oh oh oh what's going on oh I hate it oh god no take it off take it off take it off yeah oh my god I hate everything about this it's so creepy what let it go just He's following me.

You know, let's do that, wait, was that eye contact, are you awake, host, you're supposed to be out, Tommy, no, I'm supposed to completely control you, oh my god, wait a minute, I think there's something wrong with my host, sorry, um. What happens if my host is down? Can I get another one without having to move? Oh no, damn it, look, you're not supposed to be awake, so you just have to play along and act like I have complete control over you or we'd both be dead. I get it, I'm sure there's something, right, Riley, so dramatic, okay, okay, remote control, just nod your head if you understand me, uh, yeah, okay, now shake your head, yeah, no, I mean, okay , it's useless, hey, yes, no, no, I'm just talking to myself.

I didn't mean so creepy, well. share the wealth okay big and tall hold me in front of that screen and I'll open it uh pause so you're sensitive and normally you're supposed to control my body but that didn't work for some reason because I'm so special ooh secrets, there will surely be secrets, right, why are there no secrets? Well, so I do it. I put my hand here, oh, you put, oh, okay, as I understand that you are an evil and sadistic puppet that is sewn into me. arm but you're really cute really cute whoa hello what's the tests we do this at the same time I guess we're supposed to go back to the button before Kylie goes crazy sure okay listen Gulliver's Travels we have to press this at the same time time, okay, three, two, no, wait, let's continue with three, one, two, three, I mean, I was a little prepared, good job, we're really good, a test, will you let me escape with my life, okay Oh my god, what the hell?

The book was going to be sick, oh god there's so much blood, oh god test my reflexes when I kick your ass. Riley, oh my god, that scared the shit out of me, that's what I look like now. Did they put a bag over my head and sew me up? My mouth closed and no, and then I have a puppet, oh my God, it didn't pass this test. Oh, what am I doing? What is this? Okay, I remember this one turning this thing at the same time. I'm doing it in the same direction, so look at me, okay?

Okay, here we go, okay, I'm ready to follow you, follow you and change and now we're going backwards, so ready, ready for your change. Okay, thank you very much. Riley it's not like he doesn't seem like she really likes you. a lot what's going to be here hello-o because of the blood oast hello look at me for a second directly at you you're killing us out there pretending to be senseless zombies late for nothing and you're dragging me with you I don't think you understand how bad it is this situation to explain everything to you, but basically she's on an out-of-order sound stage full of intelligent, murderous puppets from a canceled children's television

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who come to life thanks to an evil voodoo spell and now want to drain your life force so they can sustain themselves and being able to revive his canceled show and take over the world beautifully.

Wow, that was pretty good. That will make sense to you. No? Well, I won't do it again. Evil puppets What do you want for me? You will come. It takes a lot of feeling to admit that you were wrong and perhaps I have been a little abrupt with you. You probably noticed that I'm not exactly maintained and popular around here, I never really fit in. woven with the puppets. I've been trying to find a way to escape this place for a while, but I can never get past Riley's little dog and pony show. If you can help me get through this, maybe we can leave.

Get out of here, but we have to work together, so what do you say? Yes, we are a team. We are a team. Okay, thanks for being reasonable. Thank you. I remember, oh, the jazz kids and their big break, how fun. I've been fine, another test, another scare, I'm sure, oh come on, we did it to you, you're just kidding with this, right, oh, can I have a flashlight? It's very dark here, hit me on the head to turn on the light. Well, mm-hmm, okay, that's nice, it's nice to have some test tube with scientific equipment.

Oh, can we take the hammer? We can't take the hammer. That would have been helpful. Oh, okay, we'll check that out. nothing, there's some kind of Deathly Hallows symbol right here, okay, this definitely wasn't here last time, uh, the doors burst open, shall I go in? I'm going in, hello, something's going to be on TV, hell, it's all this, what is this? It's a tape recorder playback, please, okay, April 15, this is Anthony Pearson number five. Sorry, I have to lower my voice. I think there are puppets nearby. I haven't rescued this place. I have everything in the world.

I'm going to keep my research hidden. com

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ments around the warehouse I'll use the Fox Veritas of the entire pyramid with my eye to mark where they are in case I need to find them but keep it at home but who am I kidding? My Pontiac Grand Am houses right now What was that? that guy sounds crazy if that's coming from a talking puppet I mean he's not wrong okay so if we see this symbol it means he's going to have another tape on his leg or something for us with more information about what he found it's so dark , oh I don't like this oh I don't like this what's going on where are we what is there is a window here hello see no what oh my god heart what was that Roscoe Roscoe used to be so cute Oh Roscoe reminders filming starts at 6:30 a.m. the puppets will be handled only by Owen or the puppeteers Mortimer will only be handled by Owen no exceptions I wonder if that guy we saw died was also Owen the entire production team semen please remember this is a children's show and we often have children Guests, keep swearing and foul language to a minimum, you swear a lot for a puppet.

I like it but you know watch your tongue oh he's symbols I don't know what these symbols mean they're not the ones he said I should look up what the hell she's just mad because she knew it was an exaggeration okay teammate , I think I remember this, put me in that slot so I can see the balls coming and then press the buttons that correspond to what I say. okay, stuck in the slot, oh look at this, grab the little thing, it's cute, okay, what do I do, okay, it's starting three two one yellow red yellow yellow I'm so good at this we're a good team green easy gimme a challenge Come on, I know the colors, wait a minute, they're changing now I see nouns instead of colors, that's Cardinal Cardinal, clover red, green, fresh, torn, it's yellow, okay, I see, I see, mate, okay, final round, someone is going to be difficult.

Oh, God, cherry, cherry, it's red. Oh, God, cherry, cherry, it's red. God, green banana, I have to be quick, yellow, we made it, oh, she's skeptical about I'm going to keep the light on. I like having lights, it seems like there was something like a rat kept. Maxo, let me fall. Oh, gross, my God, oh, maybe that's what she was. working on the picture it's a rat with a sock puppet head oh god i hate it there has to be something in one of these drawers nothing yet but i'm going to find it oh nothing again fix to record the wardrobe change them for a red jacket to smoking for final music we're all friends and the decorative image of M & R's B major set is crooked again it's a secret it'll be something for these there's nothing in any of these drawers yet but it's coming oh it's so dark, it's so dark, wait.

Do you hear that what is it oh I'm fine I'm fine hit me on the head to turn off the light oh no oh no no it's not working it's working oh oh it won't stop turning off your stupid light oh hey he hates me it's okay it's okay What the hell was that? What the hell was that? Oh God, you went that way Oh God, I hate it, there's a symbol, so let's go this way, Oh God, stop turning on your stupid light, okay, okay, what's in it? Here, what is this aspect? Did they start?

Don't know. I keep pressing random buttons and hoping something comes out. Oh my god, my god, that was terrifying. I think it was one of the rats. I think it was one of them. stuffed rats I don't know if I can survive this puppet game for children, let's continue, what can I overcome? Oh I can Oh, what is this? Oh, how did you find this? I don't know, there was like a new broken wall. tape hello, okay, I'm Anthony Pearson, co-founder of Fox Veritas, he was a freelance journalist at Haven and blog. We investigate paranormal phenomena and shine light where the government and the Illuminati do not want the light to shine.

We're here in the abandoned handyman warehouse. a place that the local homeless populations say is haunted, anyone who wanders around never comes out what terrible secrets this place holds, well cut, this place is a total disaster, if I don't get something soon I'm bringing Randy here to beat up. some pipes above get some reaction shots I don't know Photoshop a hot read whatever just once I wish I didn't have to fake this I feel like it didn't explore enough because it feels so real to me hello tv okay?