GUESS THE MUSICIAN FT DAVE

doesn't even know why, okay so Montana just tried to sing the location and I think she needs to change locations, how about that? How are you yelling that? So that song is supposed to be a vibe now she gave him hell with the rape uh yeah that's right let me show this is a freestyle roast here for AJ flip him like a spatula he ain't no amateur , we know that AJ's face is triangular, that's how we become one with thoughts? We also know that AJ is short, you are short, I come with such small adlibs that they make mine look like average foreigners, she said I am short, I have a triangular head and I have a small one. wood only one of those is wrong I'll let you

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yes that's right I'm at the Rave.

I just want to say that I really respect Dave Dave. I think your career is hot even though you were an hour late for this recording. yes, it's true, it's lyrical betrayal. I need to be honest, I don't know the reason, but that's the end of my freestyle rhyme. I'm just saying the rest of us are on time for anything. I don't have meetings in the morning. Don't chat in the morning, yeah, that's right, I'm a lyrical punk, my rhymes are fat as chunks, let me say this. I leave the dome. I spin a sick rhyme on the microphone and need I say that gives me a Frown, I didn't know you worked with Chris Brown.

I'll smoke the microphone like it's a joint. I don't know about you, but Chris Brown is crazy. You know, I mean, obviously, I'm comfortable in my skin. I have worked a lot. It's hard to be as thin as I am now, so if you think something fat now, he should have told me last year, uh, but yeah, okay, I

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he's funny and his name is Chris Brown, why would I call Chris Brown? What does Chris Brown have? did you ever do wrong in your career to be called that you have to vote for someone yes i have agenda number five understandable oh and it's absolutely possible that i should never have gotten my man with a base outside of him i've been thinking about He, I should never have gotten married, wait, what is that?

What is the loudest scream you can make? let's say the strongest, the strongest, yeah, Middlesbrough, you know the only reason he was thinking, yeah, no, no, I'm taking MC Hammersmith, yeah. I'll vote for he couldn't play with it either, no, but playing with me is a little difficult, you know, it's not easy, okay, Hamilton's gone, bro, it's one, two, three, four, yeah, good guy and it's gone, it's gone, yeah, I know we're getting. Get out of here, Buddy, bye, Hammer Smith, I really liked you, I like that we kept him here for Vibes, but I think his time is up, that's the end of your attention, my brother, you're talking too.

I also make a lot of dry jokes. Maybe he just hates you. I don't know what it is, maybe because you call me a fat man, maybe that has something to do with it. Yes, in the fourth round we are going to delve a little deeper into his characters. and ask some questions considering we have a guitarist, harmonica player, a violinist and a scream artist. Did you quickly form a band and just perform something? If this band really got together and performed somewhere, the only suitable place would be hell. um, torturing the people who have been the most terrifying in their lives.

I'll be honest, the screamer needs to go, she's ruining the whole flow that was. the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life and to be honest I don't know why Dave suggested it in the first place. How often do you perform three or four times a week, a few times a month, but we just did it? On one tour we were supporting a band bigger than us, so there were five thousand and where is the band from? They're from the US, what's the name of the lead singer of Dying? I want Emma to reinforce, yes, I am a destroyer, yes, yes, I know who.

That's man, she has blue eyes, green skin, what was the first place you played serving jazz rooms? She's in Dalston. I heard about 80 people 80 people sold out too yeah what studios are you recording at? Oh, um, you are. more of a theatrical creme brulee, that's my favorite dish. I ended up with the London Philharmonic Orchestra, which was probably the biggest one I've ever done at the Royal Albert Hall, eh, but I was only the fifth scene, so what does that mean? It's the first seat, the second. seat they lead the string section at the beginning and then it backs up and I was in the fifth seat so I was in the fifth seat back look it's plausible now Dave's questions have the violin lady absolutely falling apart she's stuttering in the act and doesn't even know what she's talking about, but then I look to my right and Dave seems to be eating it all up completely, he put her on the spot, he exposed her and then I believed it, so I was sleeping through the whole backstory of the number three, but I finally woke up when she started. to fall apart she starts with candy, this now Kenny votes, yeah, yeah, number three.

I'm going to have to vote for you, sorry my boy, she passed all the tests, no bro, I don't know who to choose, by the way, we will market different types I think. she passed the ear test she can play sheet music, whatever it is, she can play Pachelbel's Canon from there as if she knew it must be her. I'm going to be number one. Focus, yes, I vote for number two, yes, you are not. Giving me manic state vibes. I mean, I'd be a lot crazier if I had my full band here. How many people in the band are there four other guys?

Oh, it's all crazy, yeah, they're pretty crazy when we're together. You're just vibrating, yeah, vibrating quite a bit. Vibrations. I would love to be a fly. I want the Olympic Games. You know, it's just Alex Foreign. I'm going to go for number three. I think you were falling apart. Yes. I don't think it's number three either. Oh. okay, I'm going to have to go to number one, you know, to be fair, number three is already three months old, that's three votes for the violinist, you're going home, thank you, three votes for you, go away, I'm sorry, man, how did you leave it?

It happened, why did you do that? Do you know what? I just think she was blocking hard in the fifth round. I'm going to get back to that, okay ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a back-to-back battle, this is where we'll see. who's the real

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is that all there is is like biting my tongue while I wait more nothing who is that all there is Say it's not that amazing so it's okay don't lose your voice every session bro I'm just getting started a I think she might be the truth, so you have to like being able to use your vocal cords in a certain way or you'll damage them after that.

Yes, yes, when they score football games. I respect your techniques. Could you tell me to subscribe to Beta Squad Instagram? so sign up to fight a squad, you heard her, sign up so we can hit, so we can hit six million guys. I can't keep that voice muffled any longer, regardless of what happens, whichever of you two wins here, you two are incredibly talented. What do you do with your voice? Not many people can do it. What is he doing with a guitar and a harmonica? It's a brilliant store. I think you're a fraud, although that's okay, so we've seen everything we've heard.

Everything that is now. It's time to vote on who we think is the professional

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. Well, can you start? I think, professional musician, my next state. I still think he was number six, but we have to continue with the remaining people, so let's see what happens. Yes, I think the professional is yes, number two. I think the same for myself. Really, what is Montana Montana called? But Hannah Montana is crazy, it's strange, I came full circle. I was voting for her to leave all the time and now she's my only choice. We were definitely wrong. I'm going to go into a manic state.

It's the professional musician. Are you a musician? I all think it was number three a woman although next to the violin if it's not his brother from Middlesbrough Hendrix he kept saying that Danger Mouse what what is actually doing it I think it's like an animated movie, yes, it's a cartoon, it It looks like Asia, although if you are not professional musicians, you should try it. Still, let's choose the positions well, so we voted for Montana, we think she. He's a musician, but if you're the musician, please, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I got it from the first round, no, no, wow, that violinist is a liar, what kind of fool is he? that brother?

I told them from the beginning that she was acting like this. he was in front of a crowd bro, it was definitely a shock to the system, a surprise when I found out that he was actually the man that I myself had eliminated, yes I have been on the right track with ASAP Rocky Run the jewels um Joey. Badass Ross Danger Mouse is half of the group North Barkley, he's half of the group Knowles Barkley, he wrote there with CeeLo Green, he wrote the song and they had the pleasure of playing at Glastonbury South by Southwest.

Why didn't you see this properly? I do. You don't have time man, you had already made up your mind, so you shouted for no reason. I'm in a fan state called manic state, so go ahead, music too. Okay, so you're on camera. I stopped about 10 years ago. What do you do for a job? I work in security, oh, and we, um, that means you get the thousand pounds in cash. Thank you very much, we lost 1000 pounds so we lost unfortunately, but thank you very much to Dave for coming please um. I actually tried to find a musician, but the other one eliminated him in the first round, but anyway, the last words he was going to say, run the trailer today.

I am participating in the beta. Sports blind dates, you have to kiss him too, huh, laughs.