Extreme Milk Taste Test

Today we tried a variety of flora and fauna

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s, let's talk about that mythical good day if you're watching this right now you're probably a mammal and you're definitely watching it right now too and if you're a mammal I've enjoyed a mammary gland or two because like that It's how it works. It is the nectar of life, whether you are a cow, a horse or a person. The nectar of tea. You have to have

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alone to survive at least in the first few years. of your life, even if it just turns into some kind of powdered formula that you buy in the supermarket, now there are all kinds of milks floating around, they don't really float, although there are things that float in them, you know, milk It is a liquid.

I'm told that humans drink all kinds of mammalian milk right now, but there is also milk made from things that we eat, not even animals, things that are just squeezed out. I don't know, they squeeze something out of me if I've learned anything, if you squeeze something hard enough, you get some milk right and someone will drink it well and that will be us today. The game is called What was the milk to do that? It's not a game, so that's how it works. We're going to be tasting the milk of our handy dandy uh ters could you turn down the utters please the levitating lover absolute absolute oh there it is I'm yeah I'm grabbing one right now I'm grabbing one right now this is there she is this is a façade the tit said pronounce and we will have some real teats that will be filled with milk, which will be a rubber glove, guys, the pink sergeant started to be a surgical glove and will go down, so let's try the milk, obviously we don't have. idea of ​​what they are, we will try them and then we will deliberate and then each of us will guess in unison what is correct and if so, we will guess a plant or an animal for each round.

So if you said an animal but chose the wrong animal, you still get a point for being in the correct category. The same goes for plants. Gosh, if you actually get the plant or animal exactly right, you get three points for that round and what's at stake here. today well the person who wins becomes the milk master and apparently there is a special crown that has been created apparently yes and it could be made from a gallon jug are you ready to try some milk bro im ready to try some milk I made a Washington Bowl, you ready to light up, let's do it, route 1, okay, we have the pink surgical tube behind the facade. corn skewers our order is a drink this will be this will be what you if you ever if you look closely on the Discovery Channel you will notice that this is how most animals Oh, why do you get such aggressive sighs, man, oh oh, there is?

Oh God, Rhett, cut it now here's a I guess I'm in my belly button, there's already a warning. I have milk in my belly. mm-hmm, there's a holy moly now I'm trying it, it's definitely milk. It's not an animal, right? I mean, it's like two cows fighting with hominid teeth. I don't know what it is, but I really like it and I would love to put it on my cereal, I don't know if. I'm thinking this from an animal because I'm drinking it from a teat or not. I'm trying with the T factor, it's something I haven't quantified.

Do you have your answer? I know I'm wrong. my answer is fine, well, you need an answer in three, two, one, drowned, OH, something similar, is it a goat or is cancer a donkey?, oh, you know, we all go on, we were as dumb as donkeys. I guess so, I knew it

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d like goat, but. it's not a goat so I went to sheep and donkey milk it's cheaper because I'm switching because it's a good thing for all of you in the second round and we got another little teat just to let me have a little sample hush hmm that It's thick, it's thicker than donkey's milk.

Do you think it's bad? I don't like this process. I think there's a reason we feel bad. move to a place where we don't drink directly from the udders. I think I prefer the car jug. We can start selling donkey milk. like it has a surgical glove wrapped over it no, you know, I have it, it's a milk carton that has a little bit of moisture on the bottom, oh yeah, and it's an item and it comes with these, it comes with corn tents, but we call it absolute breakers it comes with a free hunter breaker absolute needle now i will tell you this is good for man although the world really opens up if donkey milk

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s good this is an animal it is difficult to milk this is domesticated ok i replied an answer in three two a llama you said cat they are mammals it's like we only catch the milk to get so much milk there is in my mouth I've never done it that's like a dozen cats contributing to that white soup that was raw whole cow's milk which was just cow's milk, you said it tastes a lot like cat, I mean I was raw whole cow's milk, you said herbaceous, you were on the right track and then you said cats, raw whole cow's milk doesn't taste as good like donkey's milk scored in the third round I'm going to try to go with the smaller well that didn't work, do you want to go in there first oh wow Oh Oh what happened this is when it's weird, my god, it actually tastes like a glove, like a glove surgical, I think.

I'm going to throw up ooh ooh I really do it's like what's that poop email. I don't think another flavor is going to do anyone any good. That's interesting, it won't do my body any good. Tastes like a petting zoo. It feels very messy. hand up I think I'm ready, okay, in three, two, one, yes, you, so I say this is an EMU Amy, it's a bird, it's definitely a bird, it's not, they're not animals, birds aren't they produce milk, whatever you've seen. a chicken's milk, haha, a bird in a mammal, definitely once again, negative, this is what I was thinking.

I thought I'm not going to be baby ostrich baby ostrich right, okay, they have beaks, listen, they have beaks that would say you don't even have lips. That was stupid. I admit, how could an animal with a beak milk his mother? I know it was stupid. It would be a man. I will be like the corn skewer, although it would be so big. The beak would be the first to break. That's what the mick is for, okay, I don't understand anything about that one, it was just a bird, it was a yak, oh boy, I don't smell good, no, this is it, this shirt will have to be changed, okay, here we go.

Oh bad, it's sweet, but you get a lot of it since I said it was so bad, don't you? I don't want to try this anymore. Do reptiles lactate? This is an animal that eats exclusively from a garbage container. It's a bottom feeder this is a bottom feeder this is catfish milk in three two one when I said bear it's human breast milk oh are you kidding me? You can't understand that. I feel so bad for babies right now. I feel violated. Let's move on to forget. those brown eyes, okay, I just want to try anything, oh, it's not a human right, don't you think it was immoral, what just happened, I mean, Ellie, are we in a good place?

Do you still think babies are immoral? I feel like a baby has the right to drink. which is just about backing off, this is definitely an animal that spends a lot of time with the cow, well I have my answer, I got one in three, two, one, hey, I was going to say horse, but I changed it at the last minute, that's the camel. goat's milk Oh milk, yes, that's good blood, it was so good, yes, that made sense, what did you say, poor horse, you said the animal spends time with a cow and then you guessed that camel, yes, cousin, the last time you saw a camera we'll spend time with a cat probably somewhere on route 6 side by side that goat milk was good I'd drink that exclusively I'm more of a donkey man I mean really yeah this is a glass of wine , a good way to describe your grand finale here let's get in there we get in here find yourself mm-hmm move out of the way see our cream double cream most of it went into the bucket hmm this hmm animal mmm spends a lot of time alone what are you, are you, are you ?

Enjoying it, you're just trying to prove it because you've really pierced that tit in a way I've never seen anyone pierce one. That was strange. Now we haven't had any non-animals. Is this an animal that has people? Look at it a lot. BEC awarded this judgment milky. I don't see it selling like lion's milk on the open market. Did you ever guess? I think it's a judgment from afar. Okay, in three, two, one, well, he'll do it. Oh, I totally tried. It's cleverness, man, no, the answer was camel's milk, yeah, I don't know why I was in a round.

I was sure it wasn't an animal and it was like trying to bleed you out, that bath was camel milk. I hope you learned something. things donkey milk is us here I come Wow whoo camel milk is not good I shouldn't have my own music they should do that in the playlists thanks for any comments on this do you know what time it is I'm Julian m Victor, we're from Brazil and we are weird and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology. Be sure to check out the la

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We talk about crazy stories that happen at Walmart. Also click for well mythical more let's get to the bottom of where all this milk came from chase and have a drink tomorrow donkey milk you're going to drink a little more human I'm already done with that Yoona song about hair dye so I'm not doing it You'll make your mother change your hair and bye you know how to do it so you go to the store and you look on the shelf and you say hey hey hair dye yeah that's a great ending what if I make lightning noises?

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