Google Secrets you didn't KNOW ABOUT

oh no, what is happening with Google Google hello friends, it's me, today we are going to expose the

secrets

of Google. I mean, I've already been exposed, how else would I

know

about them? Tracker Wolf hello, well I can't even delete what I just typed for, wait, go home Google, you're drunk, you had too much eggnog, no, it looks like that destroyed Google, yeah, imagine if every time you hit it One hit and you'll drop billions of dollars, raining down money for this cool little trick. What you have to do is Google Google Space, click on the first one, Mr. doob comm and then you have Google, you have Boomer relatives that come, set this up for them and then every time they go and try to type something , don't get confused and then they start moving around, thanks guys. click on anything on YouTube, ok, you can click on YouTube, YouTube seems to be working and then all you have to do is go back to Google and if you don't, you will be hailed as the omniscient technological genius of your generation.

If you want to tell an embarrassing story, all you have to do is whisper it to Google and they will tell you about it when I was in first grade. I went to my friend's house and her mom made us lunch and it was turkey casserole and she was fine. at first and then I felt bad and I felt like I had to throw up and I

didn

't want to say anything and I

didn

't want to make a mess in the bathroom because she always threw up in the sink and she didn't. I didn't want her to

know

, so I took off my sock, threw up in it, threw it in the trash, and covered it with toilet paper so she couldn't see it properly.

Well, I don't know why that was something you're doing. I was supposed to throw up in a toilet. I didn't know that I literally never threw up in a toilet until I was an adult and I knew that you're supposed to throw up in a toilet and not the sink. Why would you do it in the sink like she always did it in the sink and it would make a mess and I never thought of doing it in the toilet where you could just flush it and the evidence would be gone anyway she never found the house so this might be A little controversial to some of you, the other day I was sitting in LA traffic and it took me two hours to go nine miles and I thought Dennis had the right idea and I think Google agrees so when you search for Thanos, there's Wikipedia. page, they could do their research, but if they scroll down their little fictional supervillain, they won't find that anymore it's not real.

Sorry guys this is news to me if anyone has an animated Infinity Gauntlet right here so I'm going to click on it and it's cool uh and then Google search starts disappearing. Where was he? Oh, everything is disappearing and then there are fewer results. It doesn't reach half. I thought I should get rid of half of it. Disposed of approximately five Infinity Gauntlets. It's not very effective, but I thought it was cool, hey, you can't even like they're really gone, oh thank god this is still here. Next we have Google Gravity to search Google Gravity, and then it just fails, literally, we knew the search. part was so lively look at that and his name is John Cena and take the search bar and heat it all over the room you can beat Google with their group search bar okay this is pretty satisfying.

I didn't know about this before today, but Google did. a ton of hidden minigames you can play, so I mean literally every game is on PSN now. my favorites you can search for Atari breakout and then go to pictures, that becomes the game, okay what if I really need pictures for a school project, can't I? Not just let me play this game, okay, yeah, that's where we are. doing and you play with your keyboard I don't care just making a beat for my new mixtape okay now take me to images it's there okay you can go back to image search very cool Google Google pac-man they don't want you to do it play pac-man on anywhere else except Google, those pac-man boomers owned by Google, the girl who plays gap no no no no no no no no, so I know this girl and she was daily a guy.

I was like 20 years older than her, she is a gamer and she asked him if she played any games and he said games I like pac-man. Okay, I thought the story was going to be funnier, like not even a fortnight how old is Pac-Man in the 80s? Okay, what's Pac-Man's real name. Puck Man those hockey pucks destroyed his teeth now he's Pac-Man this is scary this is what he looked like when he was Puck Man when he had all his teeth what we do here is go back to the Google home page smash search Google and then it starts raining these sonic rings come collect your coins no it's literally you leaving all the quests hey bro I gotta stop them someone's gotta stop them Oh we've sent reinforcements so they even have a health bar okay here we go Are you on my cell phone?

Now they're not on my side. I thought the rent would come to help. They deleted all Google search. That was very rude of you. Wait. They are trying to spell something. Probably Google. Gigi. What do you mean? Gigi. This was not. Even a good game, this was a trash game. Oh disrespectful I feel humiliated okay but what is zerg avalanche oh my god I tried to look it up again and now it's backwards and everything is spelled weird okay oh my god I'm trying. fix this and it doesn't fix what's going on, please fix Google, leave the family computer like this, it's not your problem anymore.

Good thing, I'm a tech genius, I fixed it, there's another minigame Easter egg, but it only works when you don't have internet and it only works in Chrome, so I'm going to turn off my internet, I'm going to update, okay, then you bring this little dinosaur here. You see, I always thought it was just a dinosaur, but I was wrong. You press the space bar and this little minigame activates. We, we, we, Louise, that you can play without the Internet, but you just jump on everything, you jump on the cacti, I don't know what those are, what if we hit one?

Oh, it's just the end of the game, face full of needles and that's how they left. extinct it's so suffocating how it jumps so high how long does this last there are levels like where is the boss fighter there is no internet no problem you know this would have been really cool like ten years ago before we had like a ton of apps and games we could play , but this would have been way cooler than Snake. You know, I feel like this new generation doesn't know what Snake is like. If you know what Snake is, we still play it on our flip phones or Nokia. phones like mspaint but for your phone no, it's nothing like mspaint if you try to make a bet with someone and they don't know how to play rock paper scissors you can tell Google to toss a coin and there you toss a coin. very useful simulator flip the queues again just making sure it's not rigged you can also ask him to roll a dice Wow look at all these useful Google tricks that you didn't know roll it to roll it again three better make it two what this is not random yes It's one, okay, I was going to say I'm calling the police, oh, they're different types of dice, so if you try to play Dungeons & Dragons, I've never played that in my life, oh wow, and you could take something away from me. so if you don't have one of these fancy dies, you can literally Google it.

Other cool tricks you can do to annoy boomers type "ask" and your page will tilt. Now you know what a bias means and your Google is ruined, it will annoy your OCD friends too, thanks. Gel, do a barrel roll and just spin, so you can basically order it to do all these things, oh, you can do it 1 million times, do a barrel roll a hundred times, huh? again again again yeah try looking up the apple pie recipe now Barbara recursion oh I'm like I spelled it right but it keeps saying do you mean recursion? the repeated application of a recursive procedure or definition, so it just repeats itself oh man, is this really annoying?

Because I think I wrote it right but it keeps saying Do you mean I keep clicking on the recommended one and it's still there? This is annoying. I hate this two out of ten, half you know that everyone's life will be. a time when they say what is the meaning of life and you want some answers so you look for the answer to life and the number 42 appears why 42 why is 42 the answer to life the universe and everything in the Guide from the hitchhiker to the galaxy the answers to the fundamental question of life the universe and everything calculated by a supercomputer called deep thought over a period of 7.5 million years well, I hope so every time someone asks you about the number of luck stops saying 7, it is 42 because apparently it is a perfect strange number, flexible, but hey, it is in a magic cube of 3 by 3 by 3 where the numbers are 1 2 3 4 2 27 they are all at an intersection point, each column, row and pillar add up to 42.

I'm not impressed with what else you can do 42 the optimal angle for white light to refract through water and thus form a rainbow is between 40 point 89 and 42 degrees maybe I snorted that's why there are 42 members in the Illuminati everything makes sense now reason number 5 Google sets however Google is a billionaire and supposedly knows everything and their image search still sucks. I don't know comment below if you have any answers, but anyway that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did, we should. Like and comment button below, know some secret that I didn't mention in this video, make sure you get notified today and subscribe, join the Wolfpack.

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