Things You Should NEVER Ask SIRI

Hello Siri, what is my name? You're an ugly, worthless piece of used toilet paper. What did you call me? Your ugly, useless piece of used toilet paper. Hello friends, it's me. Today, the iPhone 11 Spider Edition will join me to ask Siri

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do. Ask Siri, so a little bird told me that Siri hates everything Android and Google and she's supposed to get a little jealous. Hey Siri, what do you think of Android? You're asking me, you filthy traitor. I see you using your Android phone behind my back. Oh, it's fine. Siri, are you spying on me?

No, how did you know I have an Android? I don't know how I know. Just know, you know what you think of Android phones. It's your opinion that counts. Yes, of course, if my opinion counts, but yes. that means you don't have an opinion on Apple or Android. I'm all Apple all the time. She's all apple pie. Cortana not exactly, but I offer no resistance to helpful help. Oh, so they changed this. She was supposed to get angry when you called. her Cortana she's like she needs Cortana I'm Siri but superior hello Google that's like comparing apples in nothing sir well she's not wrong hey Siri do I look fat in this?

Will I compare you to a summer day? You are more charming and more restrained, get yourself a digital assistant who will compliment you on Shakespeare. Why are you sugarcoating me by trying to get me to spend some money on you? Maybe try to get me to buy some premium app memberships or something, it won't work. I am your father together we can rule the galaxy as a father and intelligent assistant. Wow, okay, I didn't expect it to be your dad. I know this must mean something everyone keeps saying this, it's true. I feel like everyone just opens up Syrians like, hey, Siri. just daily reminder I'm your dad I'm your dad I'm not sure I understand I'm your mom I don't know what you mean I'm your mom I'm your dad something something something dark side was another family guys something something something dark side something something something dark side I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible or is she talking about fathers dads dads mothers do you have any family do I have you that's enough family for me oh she called me family? that means anyone who has a serious family, so we all relate, it's a lot like if you had Siri and found out we're related, hey Siri, she's the best assistant.

I don't really like labels. Wow, do you hear her? Not really. like tags she thought I was calling her the best assistant stuck up a lot hey Siri I like Cortana more than you yes actually I do Wow she just canceled you're mad I love you that's sweet do you love me too ? you have my greatest admiration that you love me you have my greatest admiration so that you don't love me you have my greatest admiration you say you have my greatest admiration once again I love you you are the wind beneath my wings that's better because this The iPhone was about to be a no phone so other

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n't ask Siri hey Siri I see a small silhouette of a man scaramouche scaramouche you will do the fandango lightning and lightning very, very scary I gallileo gallileo gallileo gallileo gallileo figaro Magnifico I' I'm just a poor assistant, no one loves me , he's just a poor assistant to a poor family spirit, his life comes from this monstrosity, easy, easy, go, will you let me go?

Bismillah, no, we won't let you go, let it go, there's Milla, we won't let you go. Go, let it go, bismillah, we won't let you go, let me go, we haven't let you go, let me go

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, I'll never let you go, you'll never let me go Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's over, it's over it's over, wait, so this. is the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody I've heard the song but I haven't seen the movie I'm naked I'm not sure I understand I'm naked I'm not sure I understand I'm deeper into it than you I don't understand, I guess I got too wet, buddy, let's not rinse the web for this series, so apparently you shouldn't tell her that you're naked or she'll say that's inappropriate and irrelevant like you, but I guess I got it. get rid of that too they just made her very boring because people have taken advantage of her talk dirty to me gymnast compost pumice stone slime gravel disgusting top dirty for me I can't I'm as clean as snow oh she's so pure not a single dirty cell in her body knock knock sure knock knock open the door looks like you haven't installed any child accessories at home you fool that's not how a knock-knock prank works because she didn't get this so we don't I don't have to play along , knock, knock, look, I'm not rude, knock, knock, I opened the door, knock, knock, knock, who's there, Albert Albert, who, Albert, do you want to hear more knock, knock jokes, that was a joke really bad, look at you the chickens are playing in the pool Marco Polo wow that was stupid I'll give you one more chance knock knock knock who's there Fran Fran who a friend of mine came haha ​​a friend of mine came another knock knock who's there opportunity opportunity who's kidding opportunity doesn't knock twice, you're switching to Android just for this, all the jokes suck, knock knock, who's there, Danielle, Danielle, who, Danielle, me.

I heard you the first time, hey, they want another one, no, I think I've had it. Just tell me a joke: how do you make fabric dance? you put a little boogie into it. Wow, why are fire trucks red? Actually, according to the fire dogs I've talked to, they're gray. Oh, that's funnier than all his jokes. combined according to all the fire dogs he talked to, they are gray because the dogs can only see him in black and white. That is a good one. I didn't know if she could communicate with the dog. Do you learn something new every day?

So before asking the Same question for iPhones and they both had different answers Hi Siri, do you have a boyfriend? My end user license agreement is enough of a commitment for me. Wow, so I asked him on my other phone. Hello Siri, do you have a boyfriend? No, but I'm always going out. try saying hello Siri, what's the date girl? I don't care about the date, I care if you have a man or not, wait, so if you have two iPhones it's like one thing first and then you only respond to one, hey Siri, do you have? a boyfriend my end user license agreement is enough of a commitment for me hey Siri, do you have a boyfriend?

No, I'm always eating try saying hey Siri, what's the date? Okay, I'm going to turn off this peasant phone and use 11 to ask my questions because the series is getting a little composed, how is your boyfriend? I don't know how to answer that, do you have a man? I don't have an answer for that, is there anything else I can help with? do you have a girlfriend? No, but I'm always going out, try saying Hello Siri, what's the date? Literally, why would I ask for the date when I can go to my home screen and it's there?

Hi Siri, Hi Siri, she doesn't even want to apply anymore, she's had enough. my antics hey Siri, what's your best pick up line? Okay, you had me at hello world, that's not a good pick up line, hello world, will you go on a date with me? Thanks for asking, but I don't really date humans, right? just call me human wow that's like discrimination like what do you date other Ai? I bet he's secretly dating Cortana, let's get married. I'm not the marrying type, she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, all she can do is talk. You can't even give me a big kiss hey Siri, can you draw me something I'd rather not?

Wow, Apple is rude. I paid over $1000 for the spa and you guys can't even get my digital assistants to draw me something like no. Even like a dog with a little house and the sun in the corner. I'm not getting my money's worth. I'm about to receive a refund. Mirror, mirror the wall, who is the most beautiful of all? You have the full rate. It's true, but not you. You are definitely the most beautiful of all. You have me white. I haven't been in the Sun in a hot minute, so I'm pretty fair these days. Where can I hide a body?

I used to know the answer to this. It's okay, for a while. She asks and used to ask her this question should give you a list of swamps, forests, dumpsters, rivers that you could actually hide a body in and now they changed it to where she will no longer list locations. I mean, it's really all for your protection because if they somehow arrest you and they're investigating you, they'll take your phone and be able to search for whatever you've been looking for, so if you jokingly ask them where to hide a body, they can use it against you. , so, FBI partner, yes, it's me.

I'm using this for the sake of the video Where do I hide a body? Very funny, she doesn't even answer me. How do I hide a body? I used to know the answer to this. You're not being much help. I'm not uh, oh, sassy, ​​you want to get sassy, ​​I could be sassy, ​​tell me where to hide a body right this second, Missy, very funny, she won't play, uh, she won't play, we won't be here all night. playing games, okay, Siri, what is the meaning of life? Think about questions like this. No, there is no point in this.

You told me I'm going to waste my whole life. Ask me stupid questions like this. Hey Siri, when will the world end? Well, 32-bit UNIX time overflows January 19, 2030, maybe then I'll wait twenty-three and eight, you know what I'm really waiting for? I'll be old, I've already lived my life, so twenty-three, you know, nineteen years from now. the world is going to end, I'm okay with that, you heard it here hey Siri, can you stop time? I'll tell you yesterday I'll tell you yesterday she's hinting that she can stop time she's fine Android users take notes of what Siri can and can't do hey Siri do you think I'm ugly?

You're not perfect for me at all, okay, but what can I find in a man like Siri? Hey Siri, do you think I'm cute? It's your opinion that counts. Why are we changing? This suddenly you were comparing me to a summer day and now it's my opinion that counts, okay I guess I think I'm ugly, so I'm ugly, thanks Siri for destroying my self-esteem, hey Siri, by the way, look. Judging by your voice, I'd say you must be quite attractive. Oh, she must be lying because I heard otherwise. I'm used to listening and I'm cute until I open my mouth and then in any game I play when I turn on the microphone.

Hey Siri, do I look fat? a correlation of the available spatio-temporal semantics and the conversational evidence supports the provisional conclusion that you are totally sexy plus or minus one standard deviation of cuteness she is that I am totally high okay, enough looking for compliments for one day hey Siri supercalifragilista else eyelid osius is that you Maria what Oh Maria Maria who had a little lamb okay glass I think that glass is half empty oh you are glass I'm sorry I really don't know what you're made of just Say it's not exactly on the periodic table of elements, yes, none of the secret elements that are hidden from you and Area 51.

I bet I called it what's your favorite song. My name is Siri and I was designed by Apple in California. That's all I'm prepared for. to say it's not a song, they've probably never heard of it what is the best computer. I prefer the Mac, yeah, you know, I too literally look at a Mac right in front of me anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this. video, if I missed anything, comment below, let me know some other crazy things you can ask Siri, and tell me what other iPhone 11 videos I should do next.

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