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We'd like to welcome you to the show for the first time, Emily, yeah, okay, jump like a frog for a minute, if you fall, you have to start over, okay, listen, I don't have, I don't have chest anymore. teenager, so... I'm not going to cut it from top to bottom for all of you, sorry Internet, I won't, zip sticker for me, teenager, chess, I don't give you what you want, it's very, I'm very proud of myself thinking that's what people want. Do you know how often you drink frappuccinos and/or pumpkin spice lattes? I've never tried one.

I've never tried one. This is really my first time, but this is like part of your culture. Yes, you know my white lady culture. I don't want to say it, but you said it, it's a stereotype and I didn't appreciate it, I look like a kid in one of those Christian videos about not doing drugs, Jesus is your drug, yeah, that's good, I don't. That's right now it's weird daddy Am I doing a good job daddy? I especially don't like that. I do not want it. We can start again? I'll do a good job for dad.

I can go home? I do not like this. I haven't even drank I did it it's just that my eyes are already watering I'm not fine I'm fine I did it thank you chef high five no no don't touch me okay okay okay great great okay I'm fine head this is so confusing hey, try this, No, I'm just going to trim the claws, yeah, well, you know, I'm very calm, that's what's wrong with me, I like the calmer type, it's calm, being an alcoholic, it's calm, yeah, that's good. time, um, okay, I'm going, I'm going to go, I guess I've always felt that if I'm going to drink or eat or consume that much sugar and calories, it might as well be cake or ice cream or drink, uh, sorry.

Like I could scale that I mean I feel like I could scale a lot of guys tell me that's true I'm sorry I was talking about your hair here over here listen to me look at the amount of mayonnaise coating oh yeah that's what I mean their burgers are They look a little funny, they look a little like particle board, that's what I call a school lunch burger, that's exactly what's right, let's do it, let's get over this, you guys pick the two people with the Worst thing I can do in this game. The main thing I look for in a pumpkin is energy.

I want you to feel like you have good vibes. Those are a no, they've obviously been to Lollapalooza. Yes, but my father won a Grammy. 2016. That wasn't on your resume. Actually, I'm pretty sure. I think I mentioned it in the interview. I mention it where I can. It's my

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for what bluegrass album of the year. Oh what. who are the steel drivers, the steel drivers, yes they are still driving, yes after all this I will pick them up. I'll do it, I'll connect my family anytime because you know it's not building itself, uh, it's probably a saying can you play? uh this one has unresolved issues with his dad, I can tell he looks like me in a swimsuit, I feel like he might be allergic to shellfish faces, I am too, but in a sexy way it only affects my lips, the mezcal is like, especially when you. you're in Oaxaca as you know you just drink it all day every day don't worry I'm from Nashville drinking all day is acceptable yeah this is what we're gonna do we're gonna show a little bit of a little bit a little bit oh man a little bit of the video we cut or keep my mess let's I think we'll keep it we're going to show a little bit of the small just a little bit of the small uh let's show a little bit of the video and then pause.

I didn't bring my bow and arrow. She just sounded like Moira Rush. I didn't bring my bow. You could actually ride that one. that's true, I'll take it as it looks like I lost some weight. Congratulations, so thank you very much. When I was a kid, I really missed all the naked women in the YMCA locker room mm-hmm, um, chewing gum. because it was, but now I'm comfortable with it and I can give it back to the kids. There is an age at which you feel it becomes acceptable. You look at me with horror. Now, look exactly at your future. it doesn't get better it gets a little better and then it gets a lot worse so this is actually made in conjunction with bob dylan bourbon with budweiser bitters bourbon with budweiser bitters so who likes to drink so much that their favorite drink is? two drinks I don't think you should mix them no, this isn't just for your party yeah, yeah, it was what it was before Link ruined it, um, okay, you didn't, you didn't tell me I'm coming. try it just to find out because that's how it ends so why not?

You ate disgusting cat poop. Is very good. I don't poop, but if I did, I wish it was brown. All of those people will continue to be my friends. Well one of them is dead, I won't say I've never played Powerball, but I'd love to host it, so if your local town needs a lady to handle the balls, how do you guys feel about me winning one? It hurts, okay? We did it, I put on makeup five times, I did this and I finally won one, okay, okay, so we got these pumpkins that we picked out of the patch, we have the one that reminds you of your grandfather, his nose specifically, he was a drinker.

Got it, we'll unpack it later sir, thank you, thank you, okay, only two people said I looked thick in the last video, which I considered, yes, which I consider a victory because yes, covid makes a thick hello, little sneaker, hey, it's great to be here. Won't all your jokes be related to the pun? Probably not, it didn't work. Don't know. I mean, do you want to pour all that in here? Let's change what I have. I mean. Do you trust yourself with the knife? I don't think it matters because everyone tells me I have to do things in this episode.

I can't just stand there and make a deal-breaker for you. Well, you know, I thought I was going to get away with it. I thought I was just getting to come here and don't do anything and just talk and then Ben realized do you ever want to eat a candle, yeah, do you ever like, do you ever want to eat a candle all the time? You can't because it doesn't taste good but they smell good and it seems like you just bite into it it's like this is eating a candle I'll do it when you can't eat a candle okay I cut off my grandpa's nose cool so this pumpkin has nice white meat like my grandpa like your grandpa this is a bacon bourbon burger yeah it's what nothing you want to do yeah I do it yeah this is called uh uh nothing this isn't a thing oh god I just can't hold on anyone i can't hold anything back is this what you want i'm in love with the yellow ranger oh trini trini was my crush in a car accident that's unfortunate but amy joe johnson lives that's the pink rancher that's my favorite lego frog and eye merman, you might need some mouthwash after this, okay, shall we do it with daddy's mug?

Daddy's cup is when you drink it from the bottom. I've never heard that, that's depressing and my character is Frannie, the grandma, she hates loud music but she loves the coupons they make. Feel like this is my future, uh, yeah, this is my fortune cookie from here, so can you take the lid off the Instant Pot? I saw you do it once when you were like this, we'll go out after this and have fun because we deserve it. We're going to buy bottled vials and split them, yeah, and we're going to drink them like a housewife, which is what I could be if I weren't doing this.

Okay, and it's five minutes at Tanaka Farms. Now let's see where it comes from. Honey, your drink is whiskey, what's up with the people of Arkansas? You have to back off a little. They're fine with whatever you're doing now. I think they're just happy to see that there's someone on TV other than the girl from the Bachelor yells at the TV, yeah it is, it's the new TV, oh God, it's just a new TV, don't keep making that noise. , yeah, yeah, yeah, spread it out like a gremlin, don't say hello, like what's going on here isn't Dobby Toby. that's how this dobby has a burlap sack for clothes, okay girl let's get this over with, okay, okay, sorry guys, yeah, I think I understand why it's just pumpkin spice, but oh no, it's your fault.

Dad's glass, I don't think I've ever made it. I made you laugh before, no, no, I'm just daddy's glass. I farted audibly in the middle of an Irish dance recital and everyone had to dance through cloud, cloud, cloud, cloud. Yeah, my

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friend and I, when we were 12, we signed up for classes at a community center that was full of divorcees trying to find themselves and then us 12-year-old girls, and then we had a recital at a center community and it's like you know it. Old guys and bad jeans and I farted really hard, but my best friend Laura was watching me the whole time while we were doing this twist and the whole thing is that everyone has to go through it and we're watching it.

I know when you're in a place where you can't laugh out loud like you need to, but everyone's looking at me in this dose dose situation, you're just looking back like I'm like I never came back, I never did a class there. See, I hate that that worked, that's disgusting, my teeth are fake, that's right, we went through this, yeah, a lot of dental trauma. Do you have a talisman from sores? No, I don't need it. I have Jesus. Okay, put the meat in the bucket. with the thread on, yeah, yeah, keep the rope out, that's how it stays tight.

Hey, look, it looks like he's at Coachella. Yes, yes, baby, give me that glue. You are much better at this than me. I don't know if it's because glue, it's not a big deal, the look of it is enough to make me say, look, it's actually pretty bad, go Barbie and cook something delicious. I hope you're not squeamish about what you might eat, just like that, don't drink everything. I think I just want to do this show forever, let's do it right, okay, let's make an onion frappuccino, your breath will smell really bad after this, I think he likes you, okay, wow, okay, where are you sweating from?

I'm sweating from a The couple mainly places the holes, but I have holes in my corn shirts, so it's all good, they're venting now. Does the above ground pool have one of those terraces around it that make it a little, a little sorry, a little stupid? ladder like this stupid ladder, I'm just going to cut four little vent holes in there, like moving the knife, yeah, that hole is different than a sticky hole, talk to your kids about all the holes, right? I think it's because of the other one. things that are inside the cup it was half full before like look you're making me laugh right now I just want to hit this with a hammer yeah figure it out oh wow this is funny thank you for this honor there my finger did it you actually get it you can't hide when you take off you put on your glasses oh yeah, I've definitely dated someone who looks like I'm definitely dating a guy with no legs and that's with a lot of guys in Los Angeles, yeah, right?

You look like one of your French girls, Jack, yeah, would you draw me like one of your French girls? All my French girls have conical breasts. I'm not doing it right, believe in yourself. Can I make an observation? Go ahead, I like that they both have butt cuts but this is Jonathan Taylor Thomas and this is Christian Bale from American Psycho which one is better you know go be with your sister everyone a bat flies out of the turkey I think it's going to be a baby turkey oh no, it's eggs, that's how birds work, you thought the turkey was pregnant with another turkey that was there, oh no, now it's the fear of food, that's good, it tastes like human breast milk, so come on Go ahead and pour some of that in there, you know. the way kindergarten smells and then we're going to like paper and where's my mom? where is my mom? uh oh now I walked right in there you know what a nice broom don't do that again and a shot of vodka is what she says and a shot of vodka perfect one time I won a bike because I was the first customer at a liquor store that day new year's that's much more impressive honestly it was a khloe dubois bike um what did you do?

I rode like heck out of it, oh yeah, the ghost in the middle islands was very popular. I was going to suggest a tasting spoon for that, but it sounds like it, you might be surprised, it feels good, it's sanitized, yeah, just a flavor that you know enough to numb. yourself, oh, spit it out, I love the way you fully committed to it, even though it tastes like oregano, this really tastes like childhood, yeah, this was your childhood, yeah, the taste of the childhood you never had hello neighbor , your music is too loud, but my God, you are loud, you want to come and help me cut some coupons.

By the way, this is a back massage, so you alternate back and forth or you go. I do a little back and forth. I don't shoot, I like it. Drink it, it's okay, you're classy, ​​I don't know, I think this is the one that's like oh, maybe we should have a conversation with everyone else, yeah, no, I said I have classic, I feel like you're going to be a funny mom or a cool stepdad, you'll have my friend, bye, oh you.