Gift Ideas for Gym Bros

thanks The games are here and lift miss is just around the corner, so it's time to start thinking about

gift

s for the jim

bros

in your life. Well if you are a gym bro then

gift

s for you because you are the only person who cares and I have earned it, we all know the usual gifts like amazing gym equipment from Down Luscom with 30% off this Black Friday, which is being crazy right now, or you know, the supplements. I like protein powder or just pick one at random. I'm not calm, but I'm going to go over some original gift

ideas

for all kinds of jim

bros

.

First, start by celebrating Jesus' birthday by giving Jesus some repetitions. This lift gave you the gift of profits with some extra reps while watching you, bro, writing it down. to do a peel and then when he slowly progresses through his last reps, don't catch them, instead give him the extra reps he didn't know he had. These are called reps for Jesus because if you don't get the reps then Meet Jesus aka rep Dead Redemption because you redeem yourself by rep or dying the two greatest gifts you can give a man or glory or an honorable death or sex anal if you're a lady, hit the bench or die trying, call me for 50 percent give me reps or give me death Henry that's in the Constitution question do you hate cardio but love being on the road?

Then a jump rope is the perfect gift for you. Show everyone at the gym that you're definitely watching that UFC fight on Saturday. Skip this for non-sports bros, create a spherical barrier between you and your friends with this fast-moving invisible whip and then when you're done playing hopscotch with yourself and realize zero girls will impress you, you can use it to Hang Yourself while you're away from Creed, the movie or the band, whatever does it for you. Do you do CrossFit in a boutique garage? Do you like drinking seasonal craft IPAs that taste like perfume in 30 nickels?

Do you write an electric skateboard to work? Well wait. a minute of soup and a bicycle helmet, then I bought you a gift, the Rolly fitness backpack ah Fitbit, what do Rolly backpacks and Fitbits have in common, both are sporty, functional and both are used exclusively by Herbert, who got bullied relentlessly in high school, this is a great fitness gift because as we know, nothing motivates you to exercise like being bullied until you develop a disorder and then overcompensating for it with fitness and plus now you can keep track How many heartbeats do you have left until Are you dead?

Do you carry a bottle with you everywhere? Do you depend on sucking on some type of milk-based protein every few hours in order to grow? Do you throw a tantrum if you don't get it? Congratulations, you are a human baby. or a gym rat and what you need is an adult sippy cup that looks like a pipe bomb, so this elevator loses the debt, you broke an overly complicated shaker bottle that he will never clean because nothing says Merry Christmas like breeding bacteria and making Your mom washes your dishes, do you know that brothers' arms look like deer ankles?

So here are some gift

ideas

for your delicate bone broth, one of these hand strengthening things that's basically a barbell clip for people who think they're going to be good at arm wrestling now this device is cool because you can keep it in a drawer and use it whenever you want like never another great idea is fat gripz with a Z that represents the Z and the profits are great because you can use them for anything you want. use your hands for dumbbells or barbells, for texting or for driving and, as a bonus, you can also use it as a kind of jerky and grip light, and when that inevitably fails because you have the genetics of a sea monkey There are always risky traps that you can solve the problem by covering it up like makeup or the fact that it is adopted.

You can now get a set of these handcuffs on the leading trading site known as www.h - calm, FDA approved and backed by the Federal Reserve. It's also not like now for the fitness woman in your life you can get her a yoga mat that she can use to move around with a guy who looks like Russell Brand and smells like Raisin Bran. Brut advice when your girl says she loves her yoga mat. He's not talking about an AV made of foam rock, he's talking about the guy on his phone who saved this yoga mat yoga mat that guy is the gym you just form a social contact that you have all day Do you want to avoid heartbreaking conversations with?

Your high school Townies are great, they make sure to isolate you even more with a pair of wireless headphones. You don't want to talk to people because you don't have the personality or intelligence to keep the conversation going and then just introduce these bad boys. and moody emo EDM while you stab yourself in the mirror and fill the void inside yourself with a blood bomb what's the season, it's the season or whatever now, once a gym buddy realizes that people He no longer thinks he's tough just because you live in Suites, it's time to get him a pair of boxing gloves now that you're officially a boxer and the man again, you can post videos on Instagram of you playing patty-cake with coach equinox and look for ball fights to start and then go back out, and if you are a youtuber who makes a career doing things you have no talent for, you can also challenge people to a boxing match, lastly, you can't write them a check , but not for money that isn't personal enough, instead write them a check, Jim Rose's full reality check. a condition known as bomb delusion disorder PDD this is where Jim Roll thinks he is bigger than he is just because he exercises.

This is similar to the psychology of a pump, you go to the gym to get a pump for two or three hours and you think you are much bigger than you really are and then you do the same thing every day, chasing that pump and thinking that This is some kind of sustainable lifestyle and, like a bomb fading, Jim grows, needs to be humbled and braided back to reality. hashtag stay hungry hashtag dedicated hashtag driven because nothing motivates a gym buddy like proving that hate is wrong even if they're right it's some reality checks you can write your roll in the gym this lift fails and number one , you will never make it like him. fitness influences I keep asking for that recognition although that will definitely be enough you have not reached your genetic potential you are simply lazy you have reached your genetic potential you are simply too much to take steroids that is really just a doctor's decision Keep in mind that no one is going to use your affiliate code.

Compression leggings don't make your legs look bigger, they make you look like Robin from the '60s, when Batman definitely used to be Robin. Guys care more about your muscles than girls. Raised muscles are no longer cool. You don't have body dysmorphia, you're just small, the thousands of dollars you're paying to your favorite corporate social media program influences fitness, it's really just a pyramid scheme, this one was blank, but that information is free, oh, It is valuable here. it will never be as big as you want to make that money from a woman yesterday, subscribe to my YouTube channel, new videos every time there is a big sale on daum, let's be calm like this for Black Friday where everything is 30% off.

Right now, whatever day it is until Monday, we can get the gifts your Jim Rose really wants, like this slow night sweater that's now an insulated room where you need it warm where you want it ice cold classic adult man neighborhood friendly childhood Frosty this is the grown man this fine garment right here choking sex and coke sex I like to wear this to Christmas dinner so I can skip the small talk so everyone knows what I'm doing and what I like hoodies like the classic ones as representatives of Jesus, destroy Zeppelin for bands and dog hair this Thanksgiving season, so don't forget to eat a full meal and go back to the seconds with sleeves while his hat is in all this or not plum colored because real drugs are illegal and This might be soon too, so you know, get it while it's hot.