Getting A Tattoo from Yelp's WORST Rated Tattoo Shop

What's wrong with everyone? Welcome back to my channel! Hello how are you? Now in today's video, I'm sitting here in Houston, Texas, we have Jesus and Lipstick Nick in the building! hi guys! Today we are doing a crazy event at one of the biggest Ulta's here in Texas! We're celebrating, of course, the collaboration with the Morphe Jeffree Star brush! but we're here and you know I was filming with Shane the other day and we were talking about YouTube trends and certain things and I have an idea that I want to accomplish here and I actually haven't told you anything off camera yet.

I'm just going to tell you what the idea is, sorry, okay, there are a ton of trends on YouTube of people who will go to the

worst

one-star nail salon, the

worst

one-star Sephora, and go

shop

ping. I guess here I go, so we're in Texas, we're in your hometown, huh? Yes, we are h-town! so I'm looking for Ulta "mean & greet", I'm going to find a one star

tattoo

parlor, I'm going to go to the worst

rated

tattoo

parlor in Texas, get a tattoo and check it out!!! OH LORD!!! so if I have a staph infection or yeah, then we're going to do that that's what we're going to do today so Shane and I said you know there's been a lot of trends lately like people and even her boyfriend Ryland went to a star. hotel!

Girl, there was blood on the mirrors and cigarette burns on the sheets, so with a tattoo parlor you never know, so Zach and I did a little research last night and there's some that we founded, oh, there's two, there's two here, oh my god yes. -ha ha, will you go with me? Yeah, and you never know that board, if it's like a really big mom, what if it has a low rating, like you can be an artist there. Again it seemed like they didn't even want us to film. So we have to figure it out, so after the crazy meet and greet, we're going to grab some dinner and then we're going to venture out of town and find the worst tattoo artist in Houston. okay, comfortable, lots of great, it was crazy, so crazy it's raining humidity nuts, but I agree, let's log on to Yelp here, okay, type in a tattoo

shop

in the Houston area, five started Today, there is a star.

I found what yeah, oh my god, look at a star, oh my god, okay, oh my god, I can't believe there's a chance with a star. I thought maybe, well, two, two and a half, there's no way there's one open. buy well so this place let's read the first review please don't come here okay next review. I would really like to give this place zero stars, but it won't let me. This place is a disgrace, the smell you enter is horrible in general. Tapas, it smells like a dead rat, yes we are trying to overlook the smell but we let the work speak for itself, however while we were waiting for someone to help us we saw a nasty German cockroach crawling around which makes it German .

I don't know, not that. I can't make a bug out of good, whatever, well that's not good, there aren't really any other reviews so no positive reviews from just photos. It's okay, it looks small. I wonder where the door is, I just can't get in, oh maybe. It's a house with a pool and you just like prison tattoos on your back or something, oh, that's the lord. GaN, where's my phone, oh my god, this is Pride Bay, what tattoo shop has a private account, oh that's not good. Shady, how about we investigate by looking at your content?

Girl, do you know his business? I wonder if this place exists, oh my god, okay. We'll call that place in a minute, but just as a backup we found another one that's pretty low on the radar. It has two and a half stars, but there are over 64 reviews, so let's look at the photos, which are always a good indicator before viewing. the reviews are okay, that's decent, that's okay, cute, oh oh, what the hell is that that looks like a name? Cheetos flavor. Oh, free ladies, oh wow, he must be a teenager with ID and thank goodness. $10 tattoos, oh wow, waiting, waiting, okay, that's a lot of piercings.

It looks healthy, it's a little blurry, huh, oh boy, okay, that's interesting, let's get to your views, okay, so this was written in this review, it was written three days ago, this is the place Nastiest place I've ever been to. Their staff is rude, especially the ladies. it stinks with a strong unpleasant smell the place doesn't look clean at all I wouldn't recommend it I come straight out of that dirty hole something Shane's closet all of Shane's clothes John says this is the worst tattoo shop I've ever been in Foot, I just walked in only to see it stinks of urine and vomit and when you walk in it's dark throughout the place, stripper poles and makeshift bondage in the back, we're good at laughing, okay listen, I got my nose pierced here. for $5.00 listen, let's cuckoo, cuckoo, come here if you're willing to pay five bucks for a piercing, do you expect greatness?

The guy wouldn't let my sister come into the room with me later on Facebook. I read that someone actually got sick after a tattoo from that place just don't go there hmm maybe we should make a video where I just react to the Yelp reviews there's a lot to take in okay I mean I almost died from a piercing infected, that's cool, I'm actually nervous, okay, I have to read this, okay, the first time it opens, I went in, I'm going to get D monetize the F, it says effort, but there's like the use of Levin in the second business name.

I have surgical scars and hospital bills because I stupidly went to this dirty rat butcher shop, oh my god ladies I almost lost a breast to mask what does that mean mastitis? Because of this place, don't risk your body by going here if you love yourself, do better and go to a reptile store. Does this really say what we do? I'm depressed, okay, call him real quick, Matty, and ask them how busy they are, how did you get me in? It's 4:20, where's the weed? Oh my god, what if this is the last time? day on earth bye everyone we want to see how far it is or we don't care uh we'll see how far it is yeah see how far it doesn't mean how far you're willing to go Donny so dark it's close how far oh yeah I know the risk to my health for 15 minutes.

Well, they're open until 5:00 a.m. m., this is a gender neutral bathroom. Well, they stopped, they accepted. Better, okay, Kym Moraine, there's the book that can't answer Zack, where? It's stupid, I'm so sorry, someone is giving so many infections, we can't take your call, please try again, we're not going to leave a message, we're just going to show up there, okay, let me go and say a silent prayer. just in the bathroom and let's do this hi Nicole, your back is fine so I found a shop for you to get a tattoo. I mean, I'm fine, it seems, so here's some of her work.

Oh, what is that supposed to be? It's a giraffe, honey, yeah, you're not

getting

the clarity. No, listen, I've been tattooed in the world, we know an artist, some of the most famous hat jewelers in the world have some of the best work on my body and I'm ready for another one, I don't know if you will. I find it, I do it, man, so what's the plan? What are we going to do? Where will he walk? In a kind of pretend blog style. As if we just knew where the new YouTubers are. I know I am, you'll fit in just fine, so let's all go right now and see what happens, it's a good ten minute time, you'll get something either way or what will say yes or no if you do it. you feel dirty there is like a big real like we are absolutely not in the Oberer and now we are on our way to this magical store Nicole and some of our friends went ahead of us to explore it and so I will text me in a minute when they arrive and We'll see how the vine is doing before we stop a little nervously.

I think we'll have to stop with that fair later. Jeremy, let's aim together. Yes, over here, it's fine. Nicole is. going in first I don't think this isn't interesting part of saying the barbed wire in front of us is impressive my eyes tremble I look at the guy in the robe that's so iconic that's my Versace rope from the first Shane series that's already out of the car, oh my god, roll down the window, roll down the window, call her why, why is she, why is she already out, she was there for a minute, roll up the window, what's going on, what do you mean, okay, before that nothing, it smells like I know it before you go to a club or after a club closes uh-huh and it's fabulous or something, it's really bad, okay, okay, so we're waiting for the girls with an important attitude and this girl in front to us she is literally signing a paper that says I refuse aftercare, I am not responsible for anything she is signing in front of us and the girls tell her what to write and we are like, okay and then I said: Do you have any openings for tattoos?

It's just Totally, it was completely dollars. I'm fine, so it's not until 8 p.m. I'm going, so you have openings right after 8 p.m. which is like yeah, I'm fine, how weird that she's not fucking with us and it's like there's a lot of arguing there, it's not safe, I don't feel safe, but is there a big barrier? I could pretend to go shopping or buy a t-shirt, no. What do you mean it's very, it's very uncomfortable? If you go, you'll see what I'm talking about, so you guys come back to us now, we're just going to walk around and see what it's like, but if there was that. rude to my friend that we can't even stand that maybe he'll do that to me in the ass the pimple in the collector but yeah, we're not really others at the moment we're all beginners oh hi, I'm afraid, well, I know that you want to make this video but I personally don't feel comfortable with you at all for doing it like Pharrell Pharrell like that it's not like funny content but like all the shit aside like that place looks dirty like it doesn't.

It's not good, it looked like a little prison in there, it's just that there are notes on this toilet, it's just not like you know, like I know you want to do this, but we just had a great discharge moment, it's fun, I'd rather you it was like that. like going to dinner and not saying I'm dead serious, like, okay, I'm done with you, kind of crazy all the time, but like the fact that they really like it and you're like, oh, like you're any less. the average customer grew up, so to be treated like this and to come back here like it's undercover like you know some new news where like a hidden camera and you're like looking at this gala court like it's not Geoffrey.

We started, so we just walked in, yeah, that's unacceptable and fucked up. They really think we should go. There's a bunch of guys there like on the phone - he said on the security call that we should be there. Have you already ordered a carnival? I did, yes. It's this red that we're enabling, okay, I'm sure you'll go there before you see my damn, the red, red, red, yeah, what's up? What's going on? There's a group of fans that stopped and were watching us and on their phone there. It's not nice to sit here and stay right now.

Well, I had to make an executive call. Yes, for everyone's safety. The energy feels weird, like what hit us when we walked in. I think the energy is not difficult to breathe. Jokes aside, but. It's so crazy how people change their tune so oh my gosh I say but you were so fucking rude to my friend without even knowing her yeah and you didn't even know I got the exact instant response and then I walk into a Second, like how do I change with horses? And I'm a coconut right now. I was so depressed to get something.

Honestly, I know and I'm also going to a lot of things that kids work on your body on your I need you. idea that was real okay, let's go to one star Sephora, we'll stop at the hotel where the beanbags needed to air out that asbestos from that tattoo parlor, that was great, well, let's go to dinner and then we'll find out. If we're going back, that's fine, so after talking to everyone in the room again I decided not to go back. I don't want to give money to someone who was very rude to someone just because there's an average person like girl, I was so ridiculous, that's an exact generic term, you're the average member, oh my god, that guy called you like a peasant or something like that .

Wow, everyone is warped, okay, so I wanted to give them my business, but in exchange and insult my average friend. I'll stay out of this maybe we'll try it again somewhere else or maybe we'll go to a one star Blanc, you guys let me know, but for now let's have an amazing dinner, celebrate this crazy launch and I won't die today, thank you, so we'll look at one in the next video and thank you for all your prayers while watching this, it really helped me survive. 155