Funny TIK TOK March 2021 (Part 1) NEW Clean TikTok

shout your dog's name while you're sitting next to him roxy roxy where are you roxy roxy where are you roxy where did you go i have a secret what is it i'm a vampire how do you know why i stay up all night and sleep all day no no , not him, I'm just ah joey speed challenge beatbox 02 100. play maybe nike or adidas nike or reebok nike nike or gucci okay, who was at the supermarket today and asked to suck my toes in exchange for cheetos They are disgusting, yeah, where are they heading outside to make snow women?

What are the mixing bowls for bahuba? Okay, just do it in the backyard so we don't have to move again. Oh okay okay so a day later people were still commenting. To spend 24 hours in the storm shelter I decided to sleep there. I pushed an air mattress in there. I had my lady and was ready to sleep. Then I left and came back later that night to sleep in it because it was. I'm not going to stay there the whole time I set up my flashlight, turned on these lights and I was ready to go and it was great.

I laid down and tried to sleep and then my brother came out to check on him like two. hours later we talked for a while he told me the time then he left and I ate my mres and I didn't put water on the eggs or they were bad but the ice cream sandwich was still good so I went to sleep and here I am it was the next morning and I wasn't that bad of a sleep yeah, I'm going through this right now um yeah, just checking is I don't know the show called death why are you watching this? why do you know what this is?

I just watched it on Netflix, this is not my favorite show really, what the hell, why are you watching without me? I want more episode one, okay, I'll watch the video, do you want to watch it with me, yeah, okay, do you know what's happening? You have questions. No, no, I know what's going on, what's going on, hey, let's play hide and seek, hide and seek again, go high, start going one, two, three, ready, where is it this time? Hey guys, God, I'm here, thank you for the service I did. this painting of yours oh really oh my goodness nice to meet you thank you for your service thank you just got back 97.1 not bad okay are you okay? says you're very sexy someone won't tell me why I was just at target and I saw someone I hadn't graduated with that I hadn't graduated that I hadn't graduated target that I had pre uh someone I graduated high school with oh my god, nevermind, story's over, okay gabriel Today's project for humans adds, uh, what's that supposed to do?

It's a genius Cuban skill that gives the human brain the processing speed of a Ferrari. That sounds great. Are there any negative aspects of Ferrari having the brakes of a tricycle? What, my God, oh this? It's so weird coming back from the gym what does it matter who farted why are you looking at me I didn't fart it's probably you okay class now who did it that there's always someone farting here every day what's new oh my god , now I can smell it, it smells wet, how can you smell wet? It's probably your breath, what's that smell?

I can taste it. This is disgusting. This is exactly why I bring Febreze to this class, Miss Johnson. We need to evacuate this entire room. This classroom smells like a toilet. full of is it me olivia? How am I always? It's probably kayla oh my fart doesn't smell like that this

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is deadly the next person who farts they'll send you to the office how about that? um, it was me, I'm sorry, I don't have anywhere to stay tonight, is it okay if I stay at your house? Sure, hey, what's up? I have nowhere to spend the night tonight.

Can I come to where you are? No, I'm in Vancouver. I have nowhere to stay tonight. Is it okay if I stay at your house? sleep at your house for sure hey hi i don't have a place to stay tonight can i stay at your house are you in vancouver oh hi hello uh i don't have a place to stay tonight can i stay at your house you know i'm on tick tock sean I can't, I can't, yeah You touch the ceiling and answer this question correctly, you and your mom will have five seconds to take whatever you want.

What is the question? The question is: how many degrees is a right angle? 99 degrees is correct. Now you have it. to touch the ceiling you have to touch the ceiling oh, you touched it five wow, okay class, I'm coming to pick up the permission slips for next week's field trip, okay, today is the last day, thanks, I forgot what you're going to do I'll sign it, of course, let me know if you're coming. Thank you. Excuse me, best friend. Where are you going? Can I use the bathroom? Don't know. Can I use the bathroom? I'm sure you know what I mean.

Email mom. Get up off your seat again, what you got, buddy, is better for you, go to the snack machine, boys, damn Miss Murphy, I like your shoes, oh, thanks, as you guys would say, I'm on, yeah, it's mine , here somewhere, give me a second Miss Murphy. Yes, Barbara Rutledge has to take the bus home today. Okay, Barb, did you hear that? Uh-huh, okay, oh, here, come, here, there, you go, thanks guys, you know the rules, you can't be around. I went with my boyfriend's grandparents. home today this was the first time I saw them and I have really terrible stomach problems and I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time if I let out a fart, my boyfriend's grandpa says oh god, oh god, jeez, that's terrible . so I did the first thing that came to mind, I think it was the dog, my boyfriend's grandpa is like oh my god this smells so bad someone put the dog outside now I'm sitting in my car because my boyfriend's grandpa my boyfriend just called the vet for the dog and i told the vet that his dog was dying from the inside out.

I feel so guilty. I have decided to go tell my boyfriend that it was me. That was the most unpleasant thing I have ever smelled in my entire life. Get it checked. outside