Funny TIK TOK December 2021 (Part 2) NEW Clean TikTok

Excuse me sir, I'm going to need you to put on your mask, yes, but I'll still be drinking when I'm done drinking. Can you put on the mask? Thank you, sir, if you have finished drinking. Yes, but I'm still fine. sir, it's time for you to put your mask back on, actually it's time to try, I'm still drinking when you're done drinking, I need you to put your mask back on. Enough, what's going on here? Oh, let's have a wine tasting. I'm still drinking. Oh, you can't start like this. Please get the children up. I'm actually drinking goat's milk.

I need you to put your mask back on. now we have landed ah, you broke my new iPhone, that's not an iPhone, you passed by fast, you scared me, I dropped it and now you own me and no, I'm not buying a new one, what are you doing? You pushed me, no, I have. I didn't move and I've been on camera, okay, this is

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two of trying to spend the night inside Walmart. This is so stupid. Attention Walmart, the store is now closed. There are no more purchases at this time. I think they're calling. the police, oh my god, wait, okay, so let's go outside, don't wait, take a seat, man, that's overlapping, stuck here, man, oh, I hate God, I hate him.

I feel like I never am. Hey hey I have a question okay wait what's your name age no way why my girlfriend's name is paige um well actually to be honest he's not really my girlfriend honestly we just met on a bagel, this is why the good guys finished last mister, leave something, what's up, did I leave this yesterday? It's not yours because if it is, I'll let you keep it, it's not mine. Well, I'm actually recording a video right here for an honesty experiment. In fact, I want you to keep this new iPhone 13. Are you serious?

Yeah, man, that's it. For you, do you have someone at home who doesn't have an iPhone 13 and yet today is your lucky day? In fact, I have two and I want you to give this one to your daughter. Sure, yeah, I didn't know what I was going to do. make it for this Christmas listen come here give me a hug yeah of course man there's no way you can say this word and look angry so I said bubble in an angry way come on what a damn grandma fingers Feet look good, yeah, stop touching my knees. stop touching your what yeah dad your sausages it's the bite on your elbow okay look go on so everyone keeps telling me I'm short so I only have one tall friend here and I'm just going to see my perspective versus yours.

By the way, I'm five foot two, this is my perspective at five foot two and I'm six three and this is my view from six foot three, oh my goodness, how are you? Let me get one of the blackjacks and you know. What lets me get one of those gold diamonds the gold the gold the gold we're in Vegas baby and she's sleeping how long do you think so you think I'm in my eye means I'm sleeping I'll stay there? always great with you around you wanted you to love your life no matter where you are hopkins it's getting bro i got some you know thank you bro happy thanksgiving bro did you get me something hello im checking thanks and you will I'll be checking any luggage today just my backpack, okay so there will be a backpack fee and I noticed you are wearing a jacket so a jacket is charged.

No, I'll just take it off and put it in my backpack. right so there is a charge for a jacket and a backpack and you will want a window or aisle seat oh ok aisle please great then there will be a fee for the aisle seat don't just give me the seat that is free, only the middle seats next to the bathrooms. they're free but they're all already booked so I have to pay regardless of whether it's correct so I'll charge and print your boarding pass so I'll print the fare okay I'll use my phone directly to the internet and then do you want? use the bathroom during the flight, I don't know, maybe we will never know, you should get it just in case, so there will be a fee for using toilet paper and we also have a

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ing fee, a smell removal fee and a convenience fee, so will you need a seat belt?

Oh come on, that's mandatory, no, yeah, give me the smart seat belt option, so with the seat belt fee and the security charge the total comes to 1.2 million dollars, hey honey, Hurry up, my parents will be here in five minutes, come on. Hurry up, what do you mean? I thought everything was ready. No, it's not ready. Can you still be inside the bathroom? If you do this one more time, I will open the door. What mythbusters is the baby thing? The real guys guess who he just asked out. This silly, meek little young man from 10th grade, I would be his girlfriend Cody from 11th grade.

I always knew I would be with an older man. He's so old that he literally has a job. Yes, he works at Taco Bell after school on Wednesdays, Thursdays and. on Fridays and guess what he literally gets 25 off all burritos that don't include chicken or steak. You know, I literally dated the manliest man. I feel so mature. Cody is only two months older than me and the only reason he is. in 11th grade it's because at his last school he was in 10th grade, but our school system is different because of the way we celebrate birthdays, but cody has a job, my sister was watching mr. beast squid game, so I did this, why would you do this?

That's why he's making money while you stay home and prank your mom. He goes get a life. I can't get it now. That's the same girl you're talking about. The same girl. The same girl. The same girl. I want to get a number. I'm going to tell you what you want. are you talking tell him what he told us tell me what you told them I have that laryngitis and my voice is bad right now I have you black the cameraman has to give us a kiss nauseita he has to give us a kiss lola's ex has to give us a kiss little nausea he has we kissed we did it we did it what are you doing this is a dangerous plant that's a baby permission for this I don't need one hey, stay away you're totally pretty I did it A couple of weeks ago I cut off my sister's headphones but then I surprised her with this chill that I have.

I bought these for you. There's a reason I did that. Yes, it's real, but after the video ended, I got the airpods back. Thanks, but yesterday was my birthday. and she also gave me a gift close your eyes okay they're closed what is it oh my god open no way an iphone look what you didn't have that's good what do you mean that's good what are you doing is that my gift um? Do you remember what my revenge is? Let him go abroad. Oh, it's a lock. Who cares what kind? It appears to be one of those coin locks and guess what I have.

Quarter. No, no, yes.