FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM EXES

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I hate your drink. Warning if you don't want to get rejected, don't text your ex unless he texts you and you don't want to talk to him. Then you can text them, aren't you awake? We haven't spoken in about three weeks. I miss you and it's cold. I wish we could hug each other. Oh, believe me, if it were there, I'd warm you up by setting it on fire. Good night, come on, it's only been three weeks. I would say: well, I'm cold, I'm a break, hugs with a side of extra toxic relationship. I miss you.

I made a mistake. It takes a lot of balls to say that knowing that. You may be rejected. This is an automatic response. The guy you're trying to reach spent three months after your breakup praying to receive this message, followed by three more months accepting that it would never come. We spent the next six months hanging out with other girls. to forget you, it worked, your text was a year late and he blessed you, why would you, Texas friend? Oh yeah, I mean, three weeks, I get it, but one year he was waiting for this text for three months and then he waited another three months.

He was like, “Fuck it.” I'm going out with other girls. I mean, he waited for you. Yes, you deserve to be lost. What is she doing? One year. I need advice. Well, I have some good advice. Can you tell me some damn chair? I don't stay next to a heater why because plastic melts that means you're faking us hey darling I know I was wrong but I think I still love you heart heart heart well why do you think you still love me? Either you love me or you don't. There is no middle ground. What is this?

You wasted my time again because I get a boner every time I think about you. this with all these hearts won't get her back good morning beautiful sorry look who you're texting I'm texting the most beautiful girl in the world look I'm really sorry for the breakup I've realized you grew up to be a part of me the 1.5 years we dated take me back I can't live without you we dated for weeks and you broke up with me yesterday ex wrong no how many what is this maybe it's this wrong ax that's really awkward yeah um so I miss you so much hello dear I know it's like it's been a while since we broke up but I need to do it Get something off my chest I want to tell you something very important, easy, champ, she fell asleep in my arms like she does every night for the last month, but tomorrow when she wakes up, I'll tell her that you miss her or that's it. you still love her or whatever, that's so important that you want her to know at 2:00 in the morning just tell her the HIV test was positive I'm done, I'm done, it sucks, the man sucks, it's over, is it?

Did you know when we broke up? I maxed out my credit cards with online psychics to find out if she was going to get you back ha ha that's crazy well I thought I'd tell you and then like two days later you were at Tim Hortons? Well, this is just creepy, usually. following him you could have been like sub back I didn't max out my credit cards on online psychics a man desperate for not really this is me I have a song for you it's called I want you to come back please so sweet me too what's his name we're never ever again be together hey, can I go pick up my stuff later? and she burned them, she burned her things, why not, this is me too, I love you, I love me too, you owe me two bets, come back, hey, no, what, stop texting me.

I thought you loved me I want to do bad things to you oh I really like that murder. Your family don't text me again. This is also good. These are like the best surprise ever, so if your ex ever hits you, you know what to say. I miss you I miss you too I've been thinking about you a lot lately haha ​​I got rid of the fools yeah oh that hurts that hurts a lot that's playing with someone's emotions so you leave me at 3 in the morning via text message because you can. I can't stand the fact that I have cancer.

I'm sorry, can I pick up my things? Yes, it's on the grill. Because it is there? We ran out of coal. Oh, I hope you have a good flight and I'd like to maybe meet you tomorrow. You wanted nothing is going to change until we do this so I hope you will give me some of your time and I will see you tomorrow please no why not could I see you tonight after 8:00? No, why not, because, why, please, no. Well hello a few hours later why are you driving? Don't you have to be home? Who would you be now?

I know you're with someone you must be kissing, this is me. I mean, if they're going to keep saying "you know it like this." I don't know, don't text them again hey babe, don't talk to me I'm sorry I tricked you give me another chance your eyes shine like the stars you have the most wonderful laugh and your beauty takes my breath away you know I actually thought that you took my breath away, but what, but I realized that I was just suffocating for you, everything is fine, yeah, I just need some space, here you go, here's a space, here's another space and there's more space where that came from. of enough space for you I gave you all the space I could find on Google just please take me back now hey I miss you look I know we broke up but just text me I just want to say my part and move on I know you you're getting these you always have your phone on just call our text stop being explicit and explicit answer me seriously explicit you're already done explicit oh what a nerd I'm sorry I exaggerated but could you please answer me?

We need to Talk, I hate seeing us like this, okay, I'm going to your apartment, see you in ten, there's no one there, so I'm going to your work, are you working late? I'll just wait here for you to come back and then you called. the police WTF I'm going to run away if you don't text me in 15 they caught me see you at the county dad isn't really chasing him um excuse me the police don't like texting me no- stop all the arrest day - hey my friend changed all my contact names can you tell me who you are what does he say oh wow and by the way it's Carolyn your ex oh I guess he didn't change this one congratulations on getting engaged objective I will never talk to you again so this means you'll leave me alone, that's exactly what it means, best gift ever, thanks, hey Mark, what do you want?

You broke up with me a month ago, it's over unless you want to do some things. Oh, what kind of things, illegal things, what exactly do you want to do, kill, show us a letter opener, I miss you, sad face, I mean, at least some people get over it, like, who are you? Look, I know I cheated on you and I am. I'm really sorry, I wish I had never done that because you are a great person and in all honesty I wish there was a way for things to go back to the way they were before.

I did something stupid and I really missed you and I can't stop thinking about it. please wait, the subscriber you are trying to contact is trying to reach you again hey, how are you taking the hint? I still want you to get in line. I've been called worse, like your girlfriend. Oh, it hurts, happy national texture. X today I don't do it. To be honest, I don't like you or miss you, oh, it's a real day, natural texture, day Anything, shoot that pinky, promise to show up, you broke my heart. error your message could not be sent that and subscribe Joey Wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys.