Funniest Ever Celebrity Comebacks

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ly Hills cops, Eddie Murphy, what are you talking about? It's not my movie, you know what? No, no, no no no no no that's cool, that's cool, this is chris roth, now you're just naming another black community, you're not even trying, yeah, that's cool, I'll tell you a little secret about it, it was wonderful with that Dwayne. a tattoo right above his butt that says come on I need to see this movie you haven't seen Spider-Man I haven't seen the falcon oh no there isn't one sorry now Josh let me get your gear what are you afraid of ?

Well, I was going to go with flying, but I think I'll go with girls over 12. So, have you seen the movies like you have to? You have to know all the movies. I've seen some of them, yeah, you know. some of them, any junk, anything you like, you don't like, they're good, there's some good, yeah, yeah, what are you trying to make me say, man, any noise, anyone you've

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been in my movies, that goes without saying, but anything, anything, hey, you made a movie too, I don't know, I know, I know I did a lot, your movie went straight to audio, I heard you have a terrible theory and I want you to say this, so your theory about Boston is: Just wait until Lebron is old.

You don't want to be aggressive and get players. I did not say that. What did you get misinformation? What did you say? Well, why would you say I have a horrible theory without consulting me first? It's like you've already done it. He threw me under the bus, well I get it, you have a big desk, well I have a question, ask it, why morning after morning do you sit on your bed watching us talk about nothing? Could it be because you are addicted to watching us? I don't talk about anything like so many viewers do no no no yes yes yes I'm addicted to what you're going to say wrong next time okay, that's what I'm doing.

I have never seen a man who can be wrong and keep the same straight face. I have never seen anyone so wrong. I've seen Skip contradict himself so many times and look at the camera and not blink when it comes to Lebron James. How many times does this man contradict himself? So your Christian origin is. He's part of the show, yeah, and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after that, well, the only reason I mentioned it, but some people thought maybe you went too far, you know? Well, they thought maybe you were being disrespectful to the Christian religion.

I'm telling you you need to Google, oh my gosh, did you feel like you were being disrespectful or were you just having fun with some of the crucifixes and stuff like that? I don't even know. What I mean, maybe we made two jokes about that, yes, exactly, don't you think the Catholic church went too far further than my caricature? Okay, listen to a couple of jokes. I know this is a morning show you can't bring. all those crimes, you know what they just kept moving them, you know, like those orcas at Sea World, after they kill a trainer, then they'll move him to Seattle, they don't give them his background, right?

I don't completely follow you, but I don't think you know what I'm talking about. It's a morning show. I understand it lasted what, nine years. 180 episodes. You quit, right? I did, they didn't cancel you, you canceled them. You are not aware of this, no, I am asking you, do you think they canceled me? Do you have the impression that they canceled me? i hurt you jerry i thought it was pretty well documented this is our show is this still cnn that was the number one show on television larry you were wrong you know who i am jewish guy brooklyn yeah okay 75 million viewers last episode what I don't think is that bad well, that's a big difference between being canceled and being number one okay, I'm Sorry, we'll be right back, B movie open, we'll move a resume here, we'll be right back.

I mean, he made me think of you because, oh yeah, you lost your father on 9/11. Yes, yes, you know your father well. Your dad is still around no, no, not much, Jesus Christ, well, do you know how wonderful it would be if he started crying? 21 years old, yes, experiencing all the things you are experiencing with no one to talk to about it, yes, that understands what your care is. What is your tax for Carolina? You are loved by comedians, does that mean more to you? Would you say okay, I'm going to do stand up for the next year?

I'm going to bomb everywhere, but comedians are going to love me, what do you care about most? um no I don't want a bomb I would choose the no bomb option show where you sit in the jacuzzi your body isn't that good can you just walk around without taking your shirt off if we're ever going to talk about bodies I want you to not be the one to start that one conversation if you don't leave here in the shape of a bean bag that put that in, the multiple colors of Kamel Nanjiani, yes, every shade of your mother's lipstick and her anus as used in the phrase the shopkeeper uttered I'm sorry, Rachel , but we only have that particular dress in children's size, so zombie 18 you would know all about Jimmy's savings in v18, that's what they do, how did you get to your first um, by the way? you live with your parents is true, yes it is common in India for older children to live with their parents.

It is okay to live with your parents because it is also common in India that we do not have to make appointments with our parents to meet. dinner, oh, this movie's about to come out, yeah, title indeterminate at the moment, board president, oh, okay, do something with that, yeah, I bet the board has felt that way, so I'll give you I think, this is what he does, it's the worst, I say no You don't look human, is that you?