Film Theory: The Toy Story Rebellion is Coming... (Spoiler Free for Toy Story 4)

These teachers don't even realize that they are alive. Toys are born in a system where the very fact that they are alive is kept in the closet. Whatever the child wants, that toy must force. Is it possible to kill a toy? There is one. Otherwise, this entire Toy Story could represent an all-out human toy war. Hello Internet, welcome to movie

theory

last time we discussed the horrible realities of being a toy in the Toy Story universe. You have a purpose in life and God forbid you strive to achieve something. more and that purpose requires you to be controlled by masters who don't even know you're alive, your existence is kept secret and as a result you literally have no say in all the horrible things they will do to you, it's thankless.

It's humiliating and there's no escape, even if you wanted to die you can't, unless of course you're willing to burn yourself or explode. It sucks, as brilliant and fun as these movies are. Without a doubt, it is Pixar's worst world. a character, but that may not be true for much longer, you will see a storm brewing. If you go back and watch all three Toy Story movies, as well as the trailer for the fourth, there's a disturbing trend you can see on screen. a war is on the horizon between the toy master servant and the human the toys are getting closer to fighting back fighting back in a big way when they do let's just say it won't look very good for us humans don't believe me leave your Childhood at the door because you're about to be drafted into the great Toy Story war.

Remember in the first movie when a toy falling out of the bedroom window was the worst thing that could happen to a toy, but hey, quick. We go to the Toy Story 4 trailer and now we have toys jumping out of the windows from left to right, they travel across the country to save each other and then return to their human overlords, but the important thing to note here is that when exercising What they want in the original Toy Story, our favorite characters were helpless, they were indoctrinated into this belief that they had no control over their own destinies, that they were helpless in the face of disasters that they couldn't cross out of Andy's room without his permission, but Buzz's disappearance in the first

film

and subsequent rescue mission gave them a taste of the

free

dom they saw outside their bubble, a taste of the outside world, and showed them that they had more control and power than they had ever known. so much so that they could fight the very humans they were created to entertain, so today I think I'm exaggerating too much at the beginning of the series, the toys feel helpless waiting for their human masters to play with them, but as as the movie progresses Not only have the toys realized that they can simply play with other toys and eliminate the human middleman, but they can also begin to implement plans to get exactly what they want from their human masters, even going so far as to manipulate Andy with the phone. calls and post-it notes hello, I mean that's next level manipulation, seriously, just stop and look where the toys are.

They're long gone, those are the days when it literally took an army to spy on Andy, wait, turn that thing back on for when the time comes. Toy Story 3 rolls around the toys, you can easily keep an eye on Andi remotely, it's impossible as we see the potato heads learning to use their unique powers as toys to good use, good strategic use, and Mr. and Mrs. These aren't the only ones who do this in the first movie. The closest thing to flying buzz he ever got was accidentally falling in style. Now in the Toy Story 4 trailer we see him capable of launching and sliding at will and, what's more, not only are they. mastering their own abilities they are also mastering human technology in the original movie these fools could barely put batteries in a walkie-talkie, but in Toy Story 3 they are more tech savvy than your parents whose speeds are 2 3 7 oh that one It's a dinosaur toy on the street, that's nothing, let me deal with that dinosaur that clip is important because it shows not only that Andy's toys master things like communication and online games, but also that they are not the only ones. the toys are doing it in the street all the toys in the neighborhood all the toys in the world are getting smarter they're getting smarter so the toys are asserting themselves they're learning that's no big deal because for now" We are happy doing all that in the service of us humans, the key words that exist, for now, remember that the existence of the toy is a brutal cycle, they are created from the love and imagination of a child, which is beautiful , but the child loves his toy and the toy loves." your child, but from that moment on the existence of the toys is a constant stream of abuse until they are finally forgotten and discarded by the same person who gave them life in the first place, it is thankless and it is sad that you can only put up with that kind of indignities for so long before expecting something better and now, in Toy Story 4, you can start to see the seeds of revolt sown because Key doesn't want to be a toy.

Bo Peep is actively seeking an independent life and trying to convince Woody to do the same, both are characters who recognize the failure of the system they exist in and seek to break the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel. Maybe we won't use that clip anymore, but seriously, there is descent arising among the toys and where there is descent there is the spark of war, don't take that away from me either. To understand something about the art of war, what causes it and who wins, I turn to r.j. Rummel, the acclaimed political scientist who literally wrote the book on this topic, Rommel identified six sociopolitical causes of international war conflicts and guess which Toy Story solidly checks all six boxes?

Point number one is a significant change in the balance of powers. talked about this the toys are discovering how wonderful they are they are starting to act, they are manipulating humans into doing what they want and mastering abilities that give them incredible advantages over their puny human counterparts, big tick on that box point number two opposing interests and abilities let me ask you if there is a disparity of interests between humans and toys, think about that for a moment, we think that their best human owners grow up and lose interest in toys, at worst they torture and They destroy toys until they become tiny. pieces, there is no way for the toys to win in this scenario, humans want to grow and it is in the best interest of the toys if they do not check the next point number three, contact and prominence, what does this mean?

Well, it basically means that both groups are aware. One another, in this case, almost no humans are aware of the sensitivity of toys even though almost every home has them, which means that toys that are very aware of their humans have already completely infiltrated every home. corners of human existence, but still possess the element of surprise, it's like six. one billion Trojan horses have reached every home around the world are the two groups in contact with each other are number four individual perceptions and expectations now this has to do with whether the two groups understand and empathize with each other's situations and they feel the same if they know war, if they don't know it, the battle is the baby's and in the case of Toy Story, well, this one is just ridiculous, since toys constantly get their hearts broken, when their child grows up well , the child has no perception of how their toy feels that they have no idea that they have to meet the toy's expectations in the first place, meanwhile, all the toy knows is abandonment, after one or two cycles, the toys start to realize, they start to get bitter, they start to get angry, they start to look a lot alike, so something changed that day inside Lockhart, she replaced a lot of things, she saw that he was not a villain, he was just a revolutionary ahead of your time, point number five, an altered structure of expectations that this is about.

If the status quo has changed it is a group that begins to expect better or at least different treatment, well, the toys have begun to taste

free

dom more frequently, they are beginning to get used to the notion of self-determination and with it the entire slave. For children, the social structure that has persisted up to this point, the movies is threatened even in characters like Woody, who has been one of the strictest loyalists to the existing system, if someone does not want to abandon their child, be it Andy or Bonnie, it's Woody. and even Woody's faith in this system is starting to waver, woody, are we shopping?, but at the end of the day, the checkbox that really matters is the last one, item number six: conflict, do toys have the ability to really? do something about their situation, would they really attack the humans they love so much?

The answer is yes. Toys already have a hi

story

of willing conflict against abusive humans. Not all toys of course, I don't like confrontations and some when. It seems that the toys are being abused and mistreated, as in Sid's case, the toys show that they are willing to respond and as we have seen, the Thai population in general is waking up to the idea that they are being mistreated all the time. time. Physical abuse from crazed children who have baby Frankenstein heads on their legs, but emotional abuse from supposedly good owners who grow up and abandon them.

I'm not saying we're still here in Toy Story 4, but literally everything in the hi

story

of the world. shows that the relationship between toys and humans is a powder keg where all the risk factors exist and also the political signs of the CEO point towards violent conflict and that is the last area that we have to take to its logical conclusion here friends because yes toys are be

coming

assertive if they are truly be

coming

masters of their own destiny and encouraging other toys to do the same, which means that over time the balance of power is shifting from people playing with toys, toys playing with people, but humans do not understand how many problems we have.

We'd be in if our toys really rebelled, let's look at the evidence for starters, toys are so much smarter than humans that they need all that nonsense about child development when you could be at full strength from the start. 10 minutes before dropping in style, it's multilingual at the flip of a switch, you know, buddy. Oh, a mini, compare that to humans who need to be alive for at least a year before they can walk and who need between 600 and 750 classrooms. hours to learn Spanish as a second language we cannot overlook the simple truth that toys as a population have successfully kept secret the fact that they are alive, generation after generation, owner after owner, it is the best kept secret of all times and all the toys, every last one of them has been able to maintain that ruse forever, so the toys are smarter, great thing, but the brains are not quite right.

I mean, after all, humans are bigger and stronger than toys, for now at least there's one scene I've always wanted. We talk here about

film

theory

and today is finally the day when the omelet scene with Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 3 Mr. Potato Head sets his eyes on a simple no-tight or TIA and suddenly has physical control over said omelette and becomes lord. omelette head at that moment when he effectively turned an inanimate object into a sentient being, instantly consider the ramifications of this scene if toys can control objects that are not toys, so they have essentially invented avatars and ins for themselves made of any object they can imagine or stick an ear into I guess a tortilla eats so threatening, but stick those eyes on a tree and suddenly you have a giant willow tree in your hands, removable and interchangeable body parts give them toys that almost amount to superpowers For example, Mrs.

Potato Heads I can literally transmit images to the rest of your body from across town, meaning any ears or eyes left can serve as your own immortal surveillance equipment and the Potato Heads with their tortillas and remote surveillance they demonstrate something else that is even more threatening. If they can suddenly split their bodies into a small handful of different pieces and operate them all independently, then why can't they split them into two dozen different pieces or three dozen billion? This is the spark that gives life to a toy. inherent in every atom of your body, wood, crushing or incinerating a toy would do anything or that would simply create an army of many, many millions of little mini toys.

I mentioned it in the last episode, but toys will be a very difficult enemy to kill from then on. Experiments show that even a fishing rod with legs can be alive, but if that's the case, where is the end of it all? So what do you get whenYou take a society of sentient creatures trying to deal with their existence as the property of underdeveloped humans? You'll get the most dystopian society you'll find in a movie this year, my comrades, the long and short of today's episode is this, remember your toys come back and visit that box crammed with old stuffed animals, the doodles of Barbies stuffed into your mother's attic do it for the memories do it to revisit a simpler time, the most important thing is do it to ingratiate yourself with the toy that will one day choose how to play with you, let's hope they remember to play well, but hey, that's just a theory.

Oh, movie theory, and while we're on the topic of protecting you from imminent threats in your home, let's talk about our sponsor for today's episode. Nord VPN, well, Nord won't be able to protect you from your old toys chasing you, but it can prevent it. Your phone, also known as your adult toy, doesn't chase you. Nord is a regular supporter of Film Theory, which means they are awesome and what they do is awesome. What they do is protect all your Internet II devices such as your phone, tablet and computer from being hacked online using a VPN, it protects every byte of data that goes in and out of your computer by keeping all your email passwords, information banking and that all-important HBO GO login information away from anyone who shouldn't have access to it, which is almost everyone except yourself who lands on some shady websites or places you don't want them to If other people know that you are going to a VPN, it will ensure that that data remains private and with the passing of laws such as Article 13 a A VPN like Nord will be able to help you get around all those annoying content walls that will go up in the coming years. .

Nord is huge, it has servers in 61 countries with 24/7 customer support and military-grade encryption which makes it one of the most trusted online security systems in the world and right now you can get that protection world-class at an incredible price: seventy-five percent off a three-year plan. All you have to do is go to Nord VPN dot-com. remove movie theory and then once you're paying you can use the movie theory code again and get another month completely free making your subscription just $2.99 ​​per month so can browse and buy online security on all your devices and then have that extra penny left to give a penny, take a penny like at the gas station anyway, that's the Noren VPN dotcom/movie theory or if you know which is on the top line of the description, do it now and let Nord protect the Internet for because you have a thousand killer toys in your attic that you have to worry about if the Internet is the last thing on your mind, so go ahead and get going and be careful of any sensitive forks that might be wandering around. your kitchen just says