Film Theory: The Horrific Reality of Toy Story (Toy Story 4)

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s, the Pixar universe could be heading into a state of war. An all-out war between humans and toys. And if that's the case, well, it won't go very well for humans. But more on that in the next episode! Meanwhile, remember what Woody always says: "There's a knife in my boot." Hope for? "There's a knife in my boot." That's not what you say, Woody! Plus, that sounds awfully painful. Wondering how this cowboy manages to get a clean shave? Uh, no, no one has actually, but let me guess, because you're a member of the Dollar Shave Club!

Wow, who knew that this beloved animated character would also support our sponsor for today's episode: Dollar Shave Club! Now, by now, you're probably like old Woody, you're familiar with the old D.S.C., delivering high-quality shaving products to your door at your own personal pace. You'll find that incredibly durable executive razor in a box on your doorstep, instead of in your boot, Woody! But you may not be as familiar with all the other amazing hygiene products they offer. From teeth care to skin care and buttock care. And although they are named after their shaving, of everything they offer, I have to say that their shampoos and conditioners are my favorites.

They smell amazing and give my scalp that fresh clean that makes your head tingle. You know that feeling right? It is the best! That's why I'm so excited about their new Hawaiian Ginger Facial Cleanser. As a man, I've never been a big fan of washing my face with soaps and lotions and all that, it's gross I know, but damn, that was just me. "Seriously, how dirty does my face get on a daily basis?" But now that I'm older and trying the sample, I finally get it. It feels great, smells great and heck, it really keeps my complexion clear.

And if you are interested in trying it and are convinced like me, you can do it now for only $5.00, which will get you your initial shaving set; the razor to end all razors, The Executive, a cassette with four extra razor refills, a tube of their classic shaving butter and the chance to try their new Hawaiian facial cleanser. All that for 5 dollars! That's less than the cost of a fancy cup of coffee, and you've got your hygiene covered for the next month! Like I said, the starter set is just $5.00, and after that, a replenishment box is shipped with regular-sized products, at a regular price, at a pace you're comfortable with.

Join the club, folks, Dollar Shave Club! The link is down in the description, DollarShaveClub.com/MatPat, that's DollarShaveClub.com/MatPat, you feel fresh!