Family Feud TORCHES Steve Harvey!! (Season 3 Marathon 2/2)

THE RIGHT KIND OF PARENTING, BUT I WILL KILL YOU. YEAH. I LOVE THIS GUY'S VOICE, MAN. That was a good answer, Tommy. THANKS STEVE. PLEASE KNOW THAT HE LIVED UNDER A CONSTANT THREAT OF DEATH. TOMMY, NAME AN AMERICAN CITY WHERE YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTY. STEVE, YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS HOT ON SOUTH BEACH IN MIAMI! Did you have a good time down there, Tommy? YEAH BOY, WE COULD... YOU GET MARRIED AND I'M ALREADY MARRIED. WE SHOULD NOT BE JUMPING LIKE THIS. UNLESS YOU AND I ARE STUPID. LET'S STOP NOW. SOUTH BEACH, MIAMI, BABY, YES! JEREMY, NAME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE FALL FOR.

PLANES. FALLING FROM PLANES. OH YES, EVERY DAY. ANOTHER PERSON JUST FELL OFF THAT PLANE THAT WAS TRAVELING OVER THERE. I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THAT DOOR. NAME SOMETHING SOME PEOPLE THINK IS ROMANTIC AND OTHERS THINK IS COOL TO DO ON VALENTINE'S DAY. UNDRESS. YES SIR. IT IS ALL YOU HAVE? HEY, LOOK HERE, DWAYNE, WHEN YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE? YES SIR. IT MEANS THEY ARE GOING TO GET NAKED. THEY ARE BEING NAKED! THEY...WOW! HEY HEY HEY. WHY ARE WE HERE? THAT'S HOW IT IS! WHY ARE WE HERE? UNDRESS. DWAYNE SAID LET'S GET NAKED!

Hey, JENITHA. Hello, STEVE HARVEY! HOW ARE YOU? I'M FINE! GOOD. EXCITED, OKAY? I AM, STEVE. I CALLED SICK TODAY, STEVE, TO BE HERE, SO I HOPE MY BOSS IS NOT WATCHING! THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, BECAUSE WE HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING. YES, WE ARE TRYING TO GET RATINGS HERE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE WHEN YOU LEAVE SCHOOL, TREVOR? OH WELL, I'M IN THE THEATER, SO I LIKE TO ACT, SING A LITTLE AND, YOU KNOW, I BREAKDANCE ON THE WEEKENDS. READY TO DANCE, STEVE! Come here, Trevor, let me see something. LET ME SEE SOMETHING. OH NO, THAT'S REAL.

THAT'S THE REAL THING, MAN. Hey, we talked to 100 men, name something you'd like to do if you were a dog. I would say I lick it. MY MAN! MY MAN! YES YES YES. YEAH. CURE ALL MY PROBLEMS! OH, I WOULD BE... I WOULD BE HOME RIGHT NOW. MARK, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? GOOD HOW ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? I am going to be a senior at Mount Lebanon High School. So what is your specialty? IN HIGH SCHOOL. OH, IN HIGH SCHOOL! OH. You know, he's the biggest, I just can't. He has this little shady beard, it looks like he rides surfboards every day.

I'm going to say, "BOY, THIS CAT IS A PLAYBOY HERE." DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF GIRLFRIENDS THERE? NO. NONE? NO? MOM IS IN THE HEARING. OH, YOU... OH, MOM'S IN THE AUDIENCE. WELL WAIT, WHERE'S MOM? IN THE BLUE, RIGHT THERE. IN THE BLUE ABOVE RIGHT? Hey mom, how are you? SHE IS SHY. SHE IS SHY. BUT A GOOD FAMILY. NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO IF YOU WERE A DOG. Hmm, I don't know if I, personally, would do this, but I'm going to say sniff another dog's butt. OH, FANTASTIC ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! WE ASKED 100 MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULD LOVE TO FIND WAITING WHEN YOU GET HOME.

VENUS. NAKED WOMAN. A NAKED WOMAN! YEAH! WE ASKED 100 MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULD LOVE TO FIND WAITING FOR YOU TO ARRIVAL FROM WORK. A GOOD COOKED FOOD. GOOD COOKED FOOD! WHAT WHAT...? I... WHAT THE 100 MEN WAS THIS? Hello, AUDREY. Hello STEVE-LICIOUS! EVERYTHING IS WELL NOW! LOOK TO YOU! SEE, SEE? I'M TELLING YOU! I'M SORRY! I JUST BECOME A CHRISTIAN. I AM NEW AT THIS. LET'S GO, huh? I'M NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. WE ASKED 100 MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULD LOVE TO FIND WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM WORK. I WOULD SAY YOUR CHILDREN.

COURT! NOT THE 100 MEN I KNOW! HELLO CHELSEA, GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD. EATING SOMETHING. WHEN ARE YOU EATING SOMETHING? HIGH IN THE AIR? YES, EAT SOMETHING IN THE AIR, I DO IT ALL THE TIME. I DO IT ALL THE TIME. I HAVE A BAG OF RAISINS THERE, I'M SITTING WATCHING THE MOVIE. Damn, I'm not just sticking my finger in that bag, uh-uh! LIFT THEM UP, LIFT THEM UP! RAISE YOUR HANDS AND TAKE IT OFF!