Insane answers DESTROY Steve Harvey!! (3rd season marathon)

HOLY? DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY CALLED ME ST. AFTER? NO. BRODERICK CRAWFORD ON THE HIGHWAY - THE HIGHWAY PATROL SHOW. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT. I'M SURE YOU HAVE A SCRATCH OR TWO SOMEWHERE. DO I HAVE A SCRATCH OR TWO? I DO IT TO LIVE. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. CAREFUL. ISABELLA, HOW ARE YOU? , WHO IS IN THE AUDIENCE: MY HUSBAND OF 37 YEARS, HENRY. ENRIQUE. ENRIQUE. HENRY HERE TODAY? HENRY IS HERE. YES IT IS. YES IT IS. ENRIQUE. YES SIR. DID YOU NOT WANT HENRY ON THE SHOW? HE IS HERE. HA HA! I SAID: DID I NOT WANT HIM ON THE PROGRAM?

HA HA HA! IT'S MORAL... IT'S GOOD SUPPORT. YEAH. BUT I DIDN'T WANT HIM ON THE PROGRAM, HUH? HA HA HA! I DIDN'T WANT HENRY HERE TRYING TO SHOOT THESE 20,000, HUH? YOU CHOSE THE 5 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY WHO YOU THOUGHT COULD WIN THIS MONEY, HUH? THEY SAID: "AND DAD?" "DON'T WORRY. DAD JUST COME AND SUPPORT THE SHOW." "I CAN'T PLAY ANY FAMILY PLAY. I'M WORKING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT." HENRY HAD A JOB ALL HIS LIFE, DIDN'T HE? HE DID. RETIRED MILITARY. DO NOT HAVE TIME. IS THE WHOLE FAMILY INVOLVED IN THE MILITARY?

QUITE. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THANK YOU ALL. WELL, MISS ISABELLA, COME ON. NAME SOMETHING A MAN LEAVES WHEN A WOMAN SUDDENLY SAYS SHE LOVES HIM. HER PANTS of hers. ALRIGHT! GO STRAIGHT TO THESE PUPPIES. I SAY TO YOU. JUST WAIT. THAT'S ALSO THE FIRST THING. WE DON'T TAKE OFF OUR SHIRT, SHOES, ANYTHING. "I WANT YOU." "OK." GET THESE PUPPIES... THEY'RE ON OUR ANKLES. YEAH. WHEN A WOMAN SUDDENLY SAYS SHE LOVES HIM. How about some money? WHAT, HUH... ASHANTI, HUH... WHAT KIND OF WOMAN DO YOU THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE? "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, I LOVE YOU". "AW, HELL..." HOW MUCH?

NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN DOES TO MAKE A MAN WANT TO KISS HER. HE TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES. YEAH. YEAH. HEY? HEY? DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME NOW? DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME NOW, BOY? HEY? "OH, YES, MOM. SURE." NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN YOUR BACKGROUND. AFTER YOU TAKE OFF THAT PORCELAIN GOD, YOU CLEAN IT. WHO! EVERYTHING WELL DRINK! THAT'S HOW IT IS! I SUGGEST YOU, JOHN, THAT YOU TRY TO CLEAN IT BEFORE REMOVING YOUR PORCELAIN GOD. HA HA HA! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE ROLL IS, BUT YOU NEED TO GET IT A LITTLE CLOSER TO THAT TOILET.

I DON'T LIKE TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO CLEAN MYSELF ON THIS SHOW, BUT WHEN YOU HEAR A FAMILY COME IN AND SAY, "AFTER I GET UP FROM THE PORCELAIN GOD, I CLEAN HIM." NO NO NO. YOU NEED TO SIT THERE. YOU ARE NOT MOVING. That's how my little one did it. HE USED TO GET UP AND JUST WALK. WE HAVE FINISHED COMPANY. She was potty training my son. She used to just get up and walk around the living room. HE IS THERE TALKING TO PEOPLE, HE HAS NO DRAWERS IN PLACE, FLIES BUZZING AROUND him. WELL, SELINA, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I JUST WANT TO SAY I REALLY LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE FIRST VOICE I HEAR WHEN I WAKE UP. YOU LOVE THE RADIO SHOW. I love her. YEAH. YES YES. BECAUSE I HAVE A MAJOR BEHIND ME WHO IS IN CHARGE OF SOME MISSILE COMMAND. I JUST WANT US TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS LOVE. YEAH. THE RADIO PROGRAM. THE RADIO PROGRAM. YEAH. There you have it, Major, sir. THAT'S ALL. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN YOUR BACKGROUND. YOU WHIPPED HIM. GOOD ANSWER! He he. He he. IMPORTANT! YEAH. HA HA HA! UNH! YEAH. MAJOR BENNETT HANDS THE BUSINESS. GREETINGS TO MY WIFE, 3 CHILDREN, 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND MY LOVELY WIFE ELIZABETH.

MARRIED STATUS 22 YEARS, STEVE. There you have it, Ralph. 22 YEARS OLD, BABY. MAKE IT HAPPEN, BABY. There you have it, baby. There you have it. WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS. 22 YEARS. OKAY LET'S GO. THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ONE. OH MAN I KNOW. NAME SOMETHING SPORTS TEAMS DO TO PLAYERS THAT HUSBANDS WISH THEY COULD DO TO THEIR WIVES. MAN, STEVE AND I DO IT EVERY NIGHT. I BOARD MINE. WOW BABY! COME ON! FACE MINE. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. COME ON. I KNOW IT'S UP. I KNOW IT'S UP. TITO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH her? HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. What are you doing, TITO?

I AM A BARBER IN ELGIN, ILLINOIS. CUSTOM WEST SIDE CUTOUTS. CUSTOM CUTS IS IT THE NAME? CUSTOM CUTS. YEAH. HOW MANY CHAIRS ARE THERE? ONE, THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR. THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR. THAT'S HOW IT IS. WHAT TO DO THAT. EVERYONE KNOWS ME. THEY KNOW YOU. THEY KNOW ME. SO WHEN THIS AIRS AND SHOWS IN THE STORE, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE KING, BABY. THAT'S HOW IT IS. I'M GOING TO APPLAUD MYSELF. HE IS ALREADY THE KING. NAME SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU WERE DATING A STRIPPER. YOUR FRIENDS. GOOD ANSWER. YOUR FRIENDS? KYLER... THEY ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE I TOLD. "HEY FRIENDS, REMEMBER BUBBLICIOUS?" ALRIGHT.

HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING MADE OF LEATHER THAT A WIFE COULD HIT HER HUSBAND WITH. HER LEATHER PANTIES. SHE-- GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. OH NO. I'm going to get a pair of leather panties, keep your man at home. HIT ME WITH YOUR LEATHER PANTIES. STICK. WHO-HOO-HOO! YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF OUR MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, WE YOUTUBE CLIPS. HIS CLIP of her IS ONE OF THE MOST VIEWED YOUTUBE CLIPS IN THE HISTORY OF "FAMILY FEUD." NAME SOMETHING A BURGER DOESN'T WANT TO SEE WHEN HE ENTERS A HOUSE. STICK. NAKED GRANDMA! NAKED--EH? LOOKING FOR A NAKED GRANDMOTHER IN THE HOUSE.

WHO! GRANDMOTHER! WHO! THIS IS BIG. WELCOME TO THE FINAL OF THE "FAMILY FEUD BIG MONEY TOURNAMENT". I'M YOUR MAN STEVE HARVEY, AND WATCH IT HERE. WE HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TODAY. FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA, IS THE WOOLEY FAMILY. AND STRAIGHT FROM GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA, IS THE HUTCHINSON FAMILY. WE WANT TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO THE PUBLISHER CLEARINGHOUSE, BECAUSE ONE OF THESE FAMILIES IS GOING TO WIN IN THIS PROGRAM HERE, $160,000. THERE IS NO FAST MONEY TODAY. THE FIRST FAMILY TO REACH 400 POINTS WILL WIN THE GAME AND THE FULL JACKPOT OF $160,000. LANA FAMILY, MAN. IS BIG.

IF IT'S THERE, YOUR FAMILY STEALS, YOUR FAMILY WINS $160,000. Damon, name something you're more likely to see at a bachelor party than a bachelorette party. SOMETHING I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY HERE IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. COME ON. THIS ANSWER IS WORTH $160,000 TO SOMEONE. WE LOOK FOR FIGHT. COME ON BOY. COME ON BOY. COME ON BOY. COME ON BOY. LET'S SEE NUMBER 4. CIGARS. YES MAN. HELLO, COMPANIONS, COME HERE. YES MAN. LISTEN TO ME. THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS FROM PUBLICHERS CLEARING HOUSE AND THEY PRESENT THE HUTCHINSONS WITH $160,000. WE HAVE A CHECK FOR THE WOOLEY FAMILY FOR $20,000. YEAH! YEAH!