EVERYTHING Wrong w/ Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!

Guys, welcome to our, this is my other favorite lightsaber. I know it's not blue, it's green. Oh, as you can see, I'm a huge Star Wars fan and this is the extended review of Star Wars Rise of the Skywalker spoilers, yes. grab your drinks and your popcorn because it's going to be long, yes it's going to be long and I'll tell you what, since everyone is pointing out the negative of the movie and criticizing the movie mainly, I think there are only two channels on YouTube that they liked it because they are too similar to the movie, you know, Star Wars Theory, that I like their videos and I think that as an emergency, incredible, I thought it was good or good, it's not good and you have every right to you like the movie.

I mean, these are just opinions, oh no, these are just opinions, okay and I wanted to show you my glass chamber, so here's the thing: you know what kind, if you want, because I received a lot of comments about my lifesaver in the last review , so if you want, I can, I can show you all my lightsabers real soon and I'll just go here with what I just said. I'll tie this into this movie and that doesn't take anything away from my Star Wars fandom. I still love Star Wars so much, it doesn't diminish my love for Star Wars in any way, so this didn't do Game of Thrones with season 8, Game of Thrones, which I agree with you, didn't do this. how bad no, it's not like well I see a lot of comments in the last video there is like aziza good season 8 everywhere I'm not that dramatic I'm going to watch the original trilogy insult and I could watch this movie again there are good elements, so before getting into the place, before we get into all the negatives and a little plot synopsis where we can tell you

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that didn't work, let's talk about what did work mm-hmm, okay, one of you.

Take it, I think they did something like that, it felt like a Star Wars movie in a lot of ways. I think on a surface level if you're just going to enjoy a weekend movie like you have people over for the holidays and they don't seem to like going too deep into it. This is probably an enjoyable movie. Yeah, the first time I watched it, actually, there are parts that I really liked and then on the second viewing, you know, the cracks

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t to show a little bit. but that mostly comes from my fandom, but if you weren't a diehard Star Wars person, I think you might really like this movie and you might not agree with some of the directions that I wouldn't like the story in.

I did, but I think there are beautiful scenes, great locations and I think it was acted quite well, it's competently filmed, so there's a lot to like if you're going to watch the movie for entertainment. Yes, a lot of people do it just as a casual

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. Wars fan and you turn off your brain and don't think about it, you could probably get over it. It's a bad one. I was entertained Joe. I also had fun with one of my favorite characters. Babu Babu freak, yes, easily, steal, steal the show. I wanted a little more from it, but overall I enjoyed the movie, it was a good movie.

Star Wars, okay, it's a good movie. I look forward to your rating. Yes, this is what I want to point out, the best look and when you look. In this as a conclusion with a look at the main characters' stories, I think Kylo Ren turns out to be the best kind of story. I like it, I just like this resolution. You know, although things didn't work out exactly that way. I was hoping that didn't mean I hate the movie, you know? And that's another thing I don't need to address. Just because it didn't turn out the way I wanted, doesn't mean that's why.

I am criticizing the film because the things it tries to do are not executed in a good way, in a solid way and without gaps, but I think that Kylo Ren's story is his Redemption and now it is reflected a lot. so his grandfather, yes, but that's intentional, yes, I like it, so if you really think about the whole walk through the sky or something that goes up, this is a story about the Skywalker that Kathleen Kennedy has always told us, so really the sequel to the trilogy it is. just kylo ren is kylo ren stories about Ray's story Rey is not a Skywalker you know anything in the end she says she's a Skywalker I'm the one who doesn't believe it I don't you're not a Skywalker that's like saying you know in Star Wars here who liked the movie said this like saying Obi Wan is a Jin now imagine your name was qui-gon jinn you know it works I know he felt adopted she wasn't okay she was so small of all the things to complain about and it's on list of things, but so far it's not the smallest thing to complain about.

I'll tell you the smallest thing to complain about, but anyway you know I was initially okay with the adoption angle, but you know that. She's an adopted Skywalker and that's fine, but she'll never be a real Skywalker. That's what I'm saying and that reminds me of the fact that this entire sequel trilogy would have been better if she was a real Skywalker, whether she was on the side. or on Luke's side, I think a lot of people would have embraced Rey's character, there's a lot more if she was Luke Skywalker and given him the benefit of the doubt or at least left her daughter, but we didn't go down that route of anyway, so let's go.

Get to some of the good stuff before we have a nervous breakdown, there's a lot of good humor in the c-3po movie. I'm Poe and he comes and goes. I love how Poe takes on that role of just telling c-3po to shut up babbu freak when Joe pointed out Chuy's reaction to dying, that's what I was talking about in my review, the only part that was emotional, none of the main characters were emotional at all. me, yes, but when she cried, when she was or I was. Can you tell when I was late? I was like, yeah, did you feel like it?

It was that the girl was good and then Han and Kylo their interaction. You know where he is like dead and then and and and then he tells his son that he knows I know and and the memory of him a lot of people are all that's ridiculous you didn't learn to be a force ghost and this and that and and stupid is Like no, I don't agree, I'm very clean, I have blue dye, yes, I was talking, he said very close, I'm just a memory, yes, your memory, yes, and so you know, I'm very close to my father and that connected with me. and they did that in Man of Steel too and I like, you know, even though they did a little less well in Man of Steel, now they make that scene a little bit ruined by one of the worst lines in the movie when he tries to do

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what I know what to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it because they are trying to reflect what they remember when they were trying to do it.

Hey member, they shouldn't have done that because it actually didn't apply as well as the first time. he said it, but otherwise that scene was great. I really liked the strong bond between them. They hinted at that in the previous movie where he draws water and then they really expand on it here. I know you probably have. I hate it but I liked it and then Luke and Ray's interaction so basically you know JJ Abrams fixes things and Ryan Johnson the way Ryan Johnson treated Luke's character so all his stuff is like Luke will catch the lightsaber and he's just like you.

I need to respect the oh, I hit the like button, but you didn't do it right. I need to play this song when we get to some of the bad stuff. The moment of ascent of the X-Wing was really incredible to me, it was just covered in algae. It wasn't broken, yes, in the previous thumbnails and when you really zoom in, it looks like the . The moment you know she puts her hand behind her head doesn't make any damn sense, that's because you don't like strength. I like the good. Keep going. Alright. A final good will not wait.

It's me. Yes. A movement that took me to where a victory is. I thought Chewie was dead. I thought he would really kill everyone. That was a good thing. It was a good thing. Well, you know. I think I wet myself because I didn't have enough time to process it. Just because I went, no, no. Make me like it because in the next scene they delete it and then they played with my emotions and they not only played with my emotions but they cheated, they cheated, that transport was not there all our second trans, it's not right, well, if they do it. so fast, oh, so they wouldn't cheat.

I saw it, so you liked that part. Chewie dying. I didn't, yeah, year, months and they finally got mad so they managed to realize that at least you know if it was Daisy Ridley's performance. or if she was actually directed by Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams to show raw anger on her face in the original movies when I go back and see the force awakens and her intention is to kill Kyle, oh she lunges then you know in their fight. style and then in the last Jedi she's

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and here her force awakened killing intent is actually a little surprising for a Disney movie oh she literally murders a bunch of people but anyway, you know, and here it's worth it because his anger is even more intense, but the real source of his anger was not, it was not right, so that's the good thing, any other good, yeah, I think it actually surp

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d me a lot when, you know, the initial tracking started to happen.

I was worried that the first 30 minutes of this movie would be him trying to fix all the problems everyone had with the last Jedi and the opening walkthrough really surp

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d me because I'm reading it like I've missed a movie. I hated the opening crossover, so because what they did was instead of saying "hey", instead of trying to meander from this point to get to this point. I thought what they were going to do is say look, let's take it, this is the point. it's where we start from when we're going to go from there and I was like cool, they're going to do their thing, they're going to try, they're not going to focus on the mistakes that he thought were mistakes.

He spread them everywhere like he was even making fun of Ryan Johnson. I think at least a couple of times yes, but I think they try to do their own thing. This is positive. The initial cross-leg was really worried that they would just try to waste their time. the first hour and a half fixing the problems the last movie well I mean that's what the whole movie was but the initial cross glitch was really weak it feels out of place next to the other eight opening crawls because there are three short and poorly written paragraphs. that's like wait what wait what a shame the first one is that the Emperor is alive not only that but he's broadcasting his voice like what an idiot why do you let everyone know and then the next one is oh we were kidding Leia it was actually trained as a Jedi, although that wasn't set up in the room, I was in the tracking, yeah, that was in the crows, like Leia and Ray were working together and doing it, if I remember correctly.

I said finally the third paragraph was Kylo Ren raging through the Gaul. frames, yes, I'm not talking about the specific things in the trace of the problem, just as it started immediately, let's not expose what happened in the last two years, but let's do an expedition dump anyway and come on, they really have chosen a point to try to Start with that because if they tried to go back and fix all the sins of the first movie with the second, it would never have been a five hour movie. Well, initially my idea was to, you know, go through the movie scene by scene with you guys, but I don't know, I feel like we should just know or struggle with all this negative stuff because there's a lot of stuff that's, I mean, we get over things.

Well, okay, I'll go through that. I'm going to go over all the problems I have with the movie, okay, okay, or should we do the other method because we like it okay. I don't know why if you're going to do it, we like to participate because we probably are. We're going to have the same things, okay Alex, you have a very good memory, can you take us scene by scene where we don't forget anything? Probably, okay, we've talked to each other and there's so much new fat here, we got together as a group. Let's go scene by scene.

Alex will guide us because he has the best memory of all of us. First, we start with Kylo in an unknown world. He already has people rampaging through the galaxy and he's just killing people. That's kind of a cool scene, I didn't get enraged and he just forced the saber to pull people and stabbed it through people and you see the Knights of Ren doing things, you see some stormtroopers and it wasn't bad. and he's picking up something that I was red planning and we don't know what it is, yeah he picked up a Sith artifact and this is where I have some major problems because this movie is full of too many MacGuffins, not one but two MacGuffin wayfinders, so This is a path finder with synthesizer.

Yeah, and not only is it a MacGuffin, but it's immediately MacGuffin looking at his TIE fighter, so without batting an eyelid, he suddenly connects, if it's an ancient Sith relic, to his TIE fighter with some cables and we're off, Yeah. we're on a USB port, yeah, he's butcher, oh, and then he flies to continue. X ago, yes, 2 times ago and it is an attractive planet. You love the design you see in the trailers. There are lightning bolts everywhere. I have the void, you know, and I like that type of Hellraiser, you know, the triangle, look at the homage to the square, this one seemed like there wasdo Return of the Jedi, but the fleet battle is not as epic as it was in Return of the Jedi.

I was so excited in the trailers that we see all these huge ships, well that's the problem that with the scene there is no weight because we know that sixty thousand ships show up right there trying to cause trouble at this point the good guys are losing a lot , she's surrounded, yeah, and we see JJ Abrams, a friend that I lock up, Wexley dies or whatever, it's General Poe at this point and he's like, I'm sorry. I leave us, I'm sorry and then, but then that on your left, on your left, what's on your left front and Avengers, yeah, so the thing is like the end of this movie, you realize that people like the way the ending of the game ended and because it's Disney and they're not creative and won't take any chances with this kind of garbage, they think we're going to copy everything exactly how they did it, yeah, but they did it last year, okay , he says, but There are too many, but there are more of us, there are actually more than 10,000 Star Destroyers.

You bring 10,000 rebel ships where these rabbits move around all day, so your mother tells me that Lando convinces the entire galaxy to not only fight the first order galaxies throughout the galaxy, but when and when they wouldn't after that Luke gave his life and is now dead, so your two most powerful fighters are dead and now want to show up, but it was lovely. Oh, charming, yes, but also convincing. them to fight the final order, plus with the fleet of 10,000 Star Destroyers, yes, ten thousand, we can handle man, why didn't you handle a hundred first order Empyrion to target the lawyers, wait a minute in such a tough fight , a final order fleet of ten thousand? star destroyers in a storm of four in the middle of the impossible to reach an unknown region you have to jump imagine this proposal that Lando has to be like look, I need you to join me he has to ask each and every one of those people yes I will join this girl and tell them that I sure have to do it.

Wouldn't they have questions? Wait, we have to jump where that's not so dangerous. Yes, he didn't galaxy when no one answered the call before. He hated that it was snow, her, them. I don't know what happens after you beat the first order What happens to the second order in the third order once you beat the last order the final order there will be nothing else it's the real final ending yes but this time it's more real So I looked? the ships and I was like, you know, it's cool in the trailer that you saw like you know the rebel ship that you saw, you know the one with the Calamari monks and all kinds of cool ships.

I was looking for the Star Wars Resistance Colossus, which is an animated car. It only ended after two seasons. I couldn't find it and I'm very disappointed if people are able to find out that they don't show these things anymore. You know, JJ says he's going to put it all together, but he doesn't even do it. He shows things, is he too afraid to show? The nuclei are a lot of spectacle. I mean, this movie could have easily shown a colossus that you know there, you could have easily shown it in the trailer, it's there and blow up those scenes and have a battle, but we don't have it, it wasn't a battle, we go back to the stupid scene from the Emperor where he's like he's like all of you friends and then, and then, Finn and Janna come up with the stupidest plan, so they get there and It's like we have to stop the fleet from jumping.

It's a radar. There is a satellite dish that allows Johnny or is it because I'm using the form yes, yes, and then everyone attacked this satellite dish that allows. all these ships and then the further away the final order is smarter than the first order, they said they were going to attack the only radar dish, transfer it to our lead ship and then they transferred to the lead ship and then oh no, they transferred to the lead ship let's attack the lead ship with what we already brought so they already knew that they will have it because they can see it in the future and then they and the horses on the ship say we can't how to do it. we have the horses in this we said we can't attack it from the air we have to attack it from the ground fortunately I have a plan and Finn comes out he's riding and Jonna comes out and she's riding these horses and then this and then the Sith troopers come out and these said soldiers.

I said this is my damn review, they're not even better than the white ones, nothing supports anything, they don't even have force powers, so there was shooting, assuming they're the same so what. What do they do with that plan? They use a laser to blow up the dish. It does not make any sense. They could have done that from the air. So the whole scene was useless. The shields, although they were within their own shield, went out. actually, how could they if they're inside their own shields, could they use the damn done from the air, this was a fabrication to use the stupid horse Yama, do something like the Star Destroyer tilts a little, oh yeah, everything is like BAM, do you wish you were next to me because it would have exploded, why not? you guys spaceship as we can we like wow didn't you fix the whole movie get it look at all these decisions JJ made and you don't need to make these decisions?

They've taken them in a traditional Return of the Jedi battle where they're actually fighting and, yes, there's interaction everywhere, you have enough ships to make it a legitimate battle. All these 10,000 manned Star Destroyers, I mean, I guess you have a lot of lawless ones, but only five of them are firing. at once, I mean, take 10,000 destroyers and anyway, what happens now was good, the Emperor says no, no, yeah, so Kylo finally gets off that chain and shoots a bunch of stormtroopers. useless, yeah, to the red ones and then to the Knights of Ren, who I haven't done anything in this whole movie, nothing came of it, they light up a little because he threw away his lightsaber because he's stupid, yeah, and then he takes a blaster because he wants to be Han Solo, no, but he's not very good at it, etc.

The five of us, our six Knights of Ren just beat him up really bad and he's losing that fight, yeah, and then, but Ray and him team up and then she uses, like you know, Amazon Prime, the addition of strength, yeah, where she just makes him blink alive. The best part is the implications of being able to flash objects through time and space instantly. They have a bond of strength. They have a lightsaber fight thousands of miles away from each other. Anything we don't agree on, so let's move on so he and she always give it a good funky beat, enough of everything. the Knights of Ren with the lights and by the way I had to bring up comic decoys and one of the only ones who knows one of those nights in the rental actually has a red lightsaber, he never uses it and I think JJ made a conscious decision not to pull out a lightsaber to confuse the audience, well, who is this guy?

But honestly, if you go out on a limb, say that everything Rian Johnson made me bolder, no he didn't, because you're not accepting these written emails. okay then he hits everyone that guy never kills he kills everyone and then he runs he leaves and then the Sith troopers start shooting the red royal guard starts shooting but then they launch a big shot one day he shoots right at the air, something hits Him and continues shooting directly into the air. I think I'm not nice. Is it too much to ask to get a fight that you already know is choreographed, but if she was using force to confuse and gets shot in the back?

I think Ray got shot, she's here doing this and you see a shot coming from behind, maybe she fell apart, she teleported somewhere else because she can do that now, I liked that she grabbed the bowl and we see her wall redirected. It was cool and it was like a shot in an interesting way and then the Emperor sits down and rips the power and says, I'm better than you, damn Emperor, and then he pushes luck, which is something we've never seen before. it's like when he learned this if you could have done it why don't you four suck why don't it doesn't matter yeah well who didn't you abandon Luke why didn't you abandon Yoda training he's been there training okay or he's learning he's been practicing he's been practicing the Sun is weird it even surprises itself it's like what did JJ write I don't understand my fingers are going back oh my god it's the dyad that hasn't been seen in generations you've seen this before you read about this before you knew about it oh , it's never happened it's even better than the chosen one Anakin I want YouTube and he sucks them more there and then I go in and it turns on so it's a pet and then it's when he goes back to his not his that's the end of it for him you know ?, it's Frieza Joe and I was like wait a minute, why did they ruin his appearance all the time?

No, Joe, it's not screwed because he returns to her yellow eyes and his on his big forehead and looking up, but if that was his, I guess that was his true form that was revealed when Mace Windu reflected it back and It was the fake projection of a real face, it was removed and while he is weak, wouldn't he have the power to make a fake projection? Why does it come from Bill and Ted? Sir, we already proved that that is not true because he already had the power to lift ten thousand Star Destroyers off the ground, but if you thought the power was off.

Now we come to Opie. She has a beam guided by sixty thousand pesos of guidance. Wait, Luke says through Luke, and Luke's father threw me into the hole, so now you, Skywalker, are going into the hole. throw you in my hole that would have pissed me off if that was the end and man the movie would have been like zero it would have been like 1 out of 10 I swear to God but that's not what happens luckily but I You thought and you're talking about you jumping towards forward. Sorry, no, no, he throws it at the thing he throws at him in his entire life and now he gets lightning bolts like huge lightning bolts in the atmosphere and then they hit the sky and then they only hit the good ones, I mean, you're talking about thousands and thousands of ships and all the good ones immediately act as ion cannons and your friends turn off, well the ion cannon is an EMP, what I meant when the rebel fleet shows the general lever for no reason other than the invention of the plot, it says to use ion cannons like we don't want to hurt the rebels, we don't want to blow them up because the ion cannons in this universe don't destroy the chips and only deactivate them.

It's sent out, apparently all these green lasers being fired or ion cannons because no one fires a single ion cannon even though he gives the order, so they're like out of pride, let's fire everyone's green lasers and turbo lasers Anyway, that's my bottom nerd. side, so you are right, then it turns out that then the Emperor fires ion cannons and shuts down all the ships now, don't look, you mean they fall for 130 minutes, it would have crashed into the ground, they are not in space because The hides are falling very slowly, how do they breathe on a star destroyer with their horses if they are not in space then they are in atmospheres, they would have fallen and crashed to the ground?

And guys, no shit, maybe there is a reality, okay? even if you're right Joe, even when he stops doing the force ray, they really need to turn it off again, use this strong license ray once and blow up the whole ship, oh Kuta, not jakku, but whatever desert planet it is, the ship zaps and then just more powerful than a charged Emperor just plays with lightning, yeah he went super saiyan, that was good enough, it will be in the story in the comments. Me with lightning, it's not very effective, yes, make a Pokémon, someone do it, please, I was pretty. upset, I was like, come on, now's your chance, make it a little dark, you use, you hit a stormtrooper against the wall and destroyed him and the blue shows a couple of tension, not everyone turns off the power and you're telling me in this point the end. the command doesn't fire any turbolasers oh there they have it disabled stop shooting you know you need it there it's locked in dogfights they just need a bid that's a great maneuver if you start flying and then use fall from the sky how do you mean that It's also good, so this is what happened?

Joe the Emperor actually disabled the rebel ships and the weapons systems only on his own ships, although they were perfectly there, allowing the engines to continue running, but not the weapons, the ion beams. you can't remove the plot armor so we understand why I gave this movie a low rating now and why people say wait what's cool he stops the force ray why the race rises rate him he's surprised well she she first she's looking at the sky and she's looking she looks at the lightning and then she looks deeper into space and she remembers her previous scene where she's trying to contact the Jedi of old, all the old forces that she was to him.

Instead, to be with me, yeah, be with me and then she just starts singing. that she's with me again and then she starts hearing voices and we have these kind of really cool cities, the coolest ones where qui-gon and again mace mace windu are there, so yeah, I mean, we have clone people like even We have people who I don't know, that was, I don't know all of them.all the ships and then we see start to see Star Destroyers, inexplicably, yes, much of the sky, so now we. Did we say we cut to attack the Ewok s... we sea lark beerus is evil I think his name was weaken it's been a good time and inexplicably the first water star destroyers are going down like this, maybe there is no rebel fleet attacking them, they just fall off the entire location.

I tell you it's going to get worse. Let's pick this part even better than we separated it for two hours. I can't say hello for everything we have to do. do everything by heart that we, yeah, this is pro level anyway, whatever she goes to Tatooine, yeah, well, Larry is that, that's it, so everyone has to celebrate everyone, so today I want to force the level of ghosts. I want this to be when the force ghosts are supposed to show why they are supposed to be there. You said mate, you would have gotten a point from me, a damn point if Hayden. cringes Jim Anakin so I love him I hope he gets his own business Plus series how's that like Vader killing all the Jedi?

Okay, I saw it. It's great at Disney. You just said it and that phrase like that is something that kills all the kids at Disney. anyway, but no force leaves, instead the slug comes back, it's a hug, he gets a hug, we see that Chewie finally understands his problem, so I really wanted to see this, we talked about this in our long discussion on If it's metal, maybe Luke's metal, I think so. I know Hans or Luke, yeah, but there was one of the things where that kind of joke was like I want to see, it's going to be really cool, it's like hiding from you, we never get a medal, there's a joke in it and when I saw it I was like, man. this feels cheap, I'm just a little sorry, I just like that no, I didn't want this to be said, why did he get a medal and then no one else got a medal.

I got Finn and Poe Maz, uh, that was a personal apology from JJ Abrams, who said that one of his biggest regrets in The Force Awakens was Chewie walking alongside Leia after Han's death and you see that he doesn't just walk next to Leia or nonchalantly, he stands there and looks at the dead, no one even speaks. for him and celebrate with him, he's like that, you know, it's very awkward, and so he did well with Chewie. Here Chewie is the emotional center of the movie and then he gets a medal at the end, emotional, but he's also the only Swede.

The only thing he did to me and not even her death scene with her crying was what got me so guys she goes to Tatooine and buries the two lights oh no no we're not over the scene Landau. We mentioned it before, but since there are a lot of awkward things that keep happening in the movie, it's my fault that I didn't film it in a proper setting. Who are you? Lando is sitting there alone behind downstairs, yeah, no one talks to Lando and you know someone who could be his daughter sits next to him could be a daughter could be a love interest we have no idea because we don't explain it exactly right and they say: Oh general, where are you from? and he says I'm from the comic that doesn't matter your phone hey this isn't all that long a warning we're going to get into it yeah but even though that wasn't in the movie you're right you try to fix it did we forget something? no, they go to Tatooine and she gets up, slides across the sand and then buries some lightsabers, some new strength, the power calls for something, call me back, I love the music here, she likes her rhymes, it's like poetry and she goes down there, buries the sabers. and but it's a new power that we've never seen that forces the power before burying the sabers, yes the horse pushes the sabers with the damn sound Ali, but you know it's for show anyway, this old lady shows up with a camel in middle of the desert In the middle of nowhere a lady appears and says who are you and says I'm Ray and then seeks approval to ask permission, well, Ray has been around for a long time, Andrade, whether I like this or not, it's like that if you look.

Look at it from the mother's perspective, the old lady, it's the strangest thing ever, it's like hey, who are you? I'm Ray-ray who and it's a long scene where she looks away and turns into Skywalker and it's like, what the hell are you criticizing? We've been there picking up for three hours, okay, Skywalker, oh, cool, miss me, got Leia and Luke's approval, I swear to God, they nod, they do it, yeah, okay, you're rooting for me, cool, like that Which I think I like him then, but Ben was going from not liking him to life. I still think the rise of Skywalker was Ben, she's Joe, he's also Palpatine, although the idols, the titles have always referred to multiple characters, the force awakens is not okay, so you're on no.

Team Skywalker or in heaven, yeah we know, but now she's a heaven, well Skywalker is our Palpatine, that's true, so that's it, it just rhymes, it's like poetry, it comes, yeah, it's like bad poetry , another type that you don't want to hear about. Okay, okay, so the things that I wanted to get at the end we're going to have to break this down and make a little top 10 video so people can consume it once you've won throughout this entire video. I love you, thank you very much. a lot to do that's true, but this is what fifth beer meant if we had added 30 to 40 minutes to the movie to make it as long as Avengers if they had cut Zoe Bliss if they had cut Jana her introductions in her arcs if they had cut off the og round Sith dagger, which is not necessary if Palpatine manipulated it at the time and that was already established in law if the pompous return was also established in the comics and not used if the deal had been closed by longer, if you had done all these different things, this movie could have worked, they could have developed the Knights of Ren, which would have made more sense, which is really important.

The other thing, all of that, we're going to save time. I actually make this movie and direction work with a few minor changes here and there. I think one of the worst things that happens in this movie that we have to talk about is the get-you moment that I didn't appreciate like when they made Kochu. he's dead under mine he's not dead it was terrible and there was no reason for it, right, that was c-3po too, so you know there are bold decisions here, really Kyle, oh, you know, he kind of dies well, no he doesn't die in many times the motivator, yes he does die so I guess it's a bold decision but I mean did Kyle Oh really not kill the Jedi Temple in the comics?

Palpatine dies, you know, the right teenager dies the same way, there's no ghost force. there is no empire vs. Empire, we were so close to getting that Empire vs. Empire anyway, so the preference is on race history. I wrote here this is what I wanted. You know, I had five and this doesn't affect my grade. I just wanted to put this up. The only thing he wanted most was who raised his parents. I wanted her to be Skywalker's daughter number one, number two. Men would have accepted me, midichlorian, birth number three. She is a blood relative of Palpatine.

I thought it was interesting. they went with them, yes, but that was number three, so they chose my third choice, number four, she is a blood relative of Han Solo Leia. I would have preferred to see Palpatine than that and then number five, she is nobody, she has her own characters of hers. I hate Jedi. is that in my opinion that's the worst, although it's fun for people like the Bruin kid, that you don't have to be a Skywalker or a Palpatine to have my amazing force powers, but now we're back to that, so yeah, I want say.

If you are an incredible force, the powers are like you are going to use a broom, then this is it guys, that is our complete collapse, so we obey you, there are all the bad guys against the good guys and that, does anyone want to change your or us? I never got Joe's rating and we never got Alex. We already had to make it to the end, while my rating was on the angry speech last night and I gave it a 5 out of 10, but I had a night to sleep. so let's go with one of you first.

I was thinking about it last night too. I think from watching it without the breakdown and everyone who looked twice, I probably would have given it a five, it was an average movie, but once we got down. down to the nitty-gritty, Star Wars fandom might have to dr. period, well, four out of ten Alex, I think this is if you look at this compared to all the movies that have just come out in the last five years, this is better than the average movie. I think it's way below average, it's one of My Thesis Alex likes this movie more than I do and this is one of the worst Star Wars movies.

I think it's almost near the end, it's not my least favorite, but if you look at how beautiful it is. There were some really well shot scenes. There was some fun in this movie. The first time I saw it, we had dinner together, had a couple of beers and you know, ignoring some things, I was enjoying parts of this movie. There were parts. where it's hard not to enjoy it and then there are some parts that really pissed me off as a fan and then pissed me off because you know I used my brain and then none of it makes sense and like that it was like I was high five but once you're on the other side , yeah, I mean, yeah, but I like if we run like Star Wars scale, so yeah, this is super below average, super blurry, but you like it if it's in every movie compared to this one.

I've watched some really stinky channels. I've seen some Star Wars channels with mega fans giving it a 6, yeah, you know, so it's like I'm thinking that compared to all the other movies, it's so bad and wastes like five years from your reviews here. - yeah, then I'll give you this one. I'm going to go with a 5 on the Star Wars scale. It's one of my other ones than 9. That's all. It's not the one below. Definitely not the one below. I can't decide if it's the second one. The worst thing is that you realize you don't like the attack on the clones and the Phantom Menace in my life in the last Jedi.

No, although I think the Phantom Menace was better than this one, okay, and guys, after going over all the plot holes, Sorry, I was already at a five out of 10, but I didn't realize how many plot holes There was actually a plot in my video. I thought, "I can name me five, now we can name you 20, now we can go through all the MacGuffins." can and since this movie is going to be trashed by online critics once they get the DVD and everything and review it, there will be things that even we don't notice and I think this is a four out of ten and and you just know we were going to make a very long video where we rate all the Star Wars movies and I know I was going to save this for that video but I'll give it to you even though it was considered the beginning of the Phantom Menace series. one of the worst was going to be a four out of ten on this movie and this is the franchise four out of ten.

It's like poetry in bronze. This is how I end the video. Thank you very much to all. There's one thing I wanted to say. I love lightsabers, I'm collecting them and I thought: What lightsabers still exist? Well, we don't have a stash of Kyber crystals anymore, that was that planet-killing base and maybe they're out there somewhere. but we don't know where they are, so we forgot to say that Viola builds her own lightsaber, it's not a switch, it's a switch, which is interesting, you can't really see it, it looks like the tip of her staff that she's been using . all three movies really, yeah, and they even have a little bit of, you know, Star Wars Galaxies has that Outlander look, where they're like fangs and stuff, and they're like, well, no one's seen that, so no one's going to wear it. . her lightsaber when they come and spend $200, well now Rey has something like that so she gets into her yellow, is it orange?, is it yellow, right?, is it yellow or is it orange?

You can't see it, the yellow looks like rain and then I break a synthetic Kyber. crystal there that you know she made herself, so what lightsabers are out there, you know, obviously, the green one, uh, you know, would go up, which is no longer up, she gave it back to Luke and Leia's are buried, let's not count them, but those that are. It was still out there, it was green, my favorite, maybe Anakin's lightsaber because Vader's hand got cut off, where did that lightsaber go and then it stood up so well? I mean, if we're talking about the ones that fell into space or are going to be harder to find than one that just kind of sits on the no, no, I'm talking about kylos, kylo says he just threw the nails in with water, that's right, We know they work when they get wet, it was wet the whole fight so it's like oils coming out.

I want to go to the beach early. with a metal detector and you'll find one of this right there guys. Thank you all so much for watching. Where do you think the Star Wars universe goes after this? Do you think they will do more with Rey? Do you think when when the actress Daisy? Ridley is 20 years older than her, now they are bringing her back as a Jedi Master and she has her own movie and I don't know if it will be interesting, another thing. Anyway, I'm joking too much.