Every Ridiculous Jamie Dornan Story | The Graham Norton Show

Now you don't sleep, eat, sleep, eat, you don't sleep, eat, probably not, no, but you're sleepwalking. Listen. I, uh, I, as far as I'm aware, have slept what once in my life was about 11 years old. 12 and I uh W I woke up when Jamie woke up I woke up I told some Shockers on this

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before um I woke up and um my dad was at the end of my bed and he said uh good morning Jimmy I said hello dad good days. He said um, man, you gotta tell me, I said I didn't really sleep, I slept well, he said, um, do you think you walked in your sleep last night, he said I don't usually do that kind of thing, it's um, well, someone pooped in the bathroom. , um, it turns out that a kind of elimination process with my sisters making their way through the hole and there you know, you know it was, it was me, beautiful

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B Jades darker, but actually this is not darker, it's more romantic, I would say yeah, I think that's probably true, yeah, um, yeah, but there's probably more sex in it, and more sex.

Jamie doesn't talk, no, I make, I make noises like I like American accent noises, through um, no, that's actually a question, although they let you do that, I mean. like when you're when you're doing the scenes, does the director say more vocalization or does he say that there's often there's often there's like they're like no, that's not, that's not good, no one comes like that, yeah, they do, no, Man there's some SC there's some scenes where they'll play music maybe a little bit if it's a wide shot and it's not like

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thing so that's the closest we get to like just moving forward and a piece um and They play music or something and my temptation is always to try to make the ruminant laugh, so sometimes I do things like when there's a moment where I'm destined to, you know, orgasm.

I'll be like I watch people do that. the way that, if they don't, they should, is like an Air flight when a Ryan Air flight lands. um, yeah, now, even though this is the final movie, this is the final movie, uh, this is kind of sge. Point to

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one. don't get completely naked yet there is no completely naked even on the set you didn't get completely naked it's true he didn't get completely naked and why do you say it like that? I don't know, I think on set it was completely new but it wasn't part of the kind of creative process Oh, I thought of you, I thought you were the wardrobe department made sure you weren't completely naked oh, I know where you're going, okay, so I don't know where I am. m I'm sure you guys have had to deal with this.

They get these. They get like a modesty patch for women, like a little strip that goes up there, and for men, they get a bag that looks like something like Robin. Hood was carrying coins in the raffle and so on the first time you did a sex scene in 50 Shades of Grey, the first movie, which is what four or five years ago I and uh um, it was like I'd never had. use one of these before whatever and they had in my trailer they had a little like uh display in the little like a little velvet box all these different all these different little poachers for your different colors your parts I know all all in shades of fur uh in different sizes, different sizes, different sizes, you know, from small to whatever, um, so I picked the night, I thought I'd try this on and close the door to my trailer here.

I try this on and it feels good and then I take it off. I guess it's okay and since I took it off it had a little bit like Stitch on the side said prisoner number three or it had clearly been used in some other movie where a huge prisoner just wore it but it was the one I was most attached to so um. I think you know, gr and I really figured it out in terms of changing your life, yes it changed your life physically, yes it did. I know what you mean, yes, yes, this is as creepy as it sounds. um, yeah, okay, so look, basically, I have I've always had a complex with the way that I walk and I've always been told every moment of my life that I have.

I haven't always been told that I have a bad walk, but someone has always commented on my walk, it's always been a little like that, that's how you walk, that's how you walk, how you follow me, you've been walking since school, but honestly you like it and then you back off, we could go there, we could go there, um um, but yeah, and I. I remember I did my thing at school and I was like um uh because I have quite uh, no, this won't happen, but I have quite pronounced calf muscles, um, and I always thought it was a hereditary thing, but I remember my partner one time that we were talking about that.

I didn't sit down and talk about it, what a beautiful car, amazing, we have wonderful nights, joking around drinking, um, and I said, uh, he said, you know why you have Big C. I said no, I think it's because my dad does. has, it is hereditary, he said. No, no, it's because you tiptoe, so I thought, "It's kind of weird, anyway, a couple of jobs I did the first day we did in the fall and I had the ride from the director or the producer and writer Alan Cubic." . He came up to me and said, "um, it's a character thing or it's the way you walk." I thought I could try to get out of this in a smart way and I thought no, I'll just tell him this is how I work if we started working. things he started talking about like why don't you take maybe take longer steps um honestly, and then with my wife and I we were walking around where we live in London and because I'm very because I'm on my tip toes, I'm quite tall, I'm quite bouncy, so my wife said: why don't you try lying back?

I see, so I'm literally walking, let's walk, um and literally, so I'll

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you. This is my old way, right, this is the old way. I'm so excited, don't get so excited, this is my old path. Dude, I'm so to S, no, I'll do it, this is my old way, right? I don't know, okay, this is my this is a ride that we tried with my wife. I remember, I remember those Mr. commercials, okay, me and then, and then, this is what we decided and I'll tell you how we got there. there this what was resolved oh okay oh you then my new you see my new okay how did you get there the new okay so how I got there was I have to dance uh in uh just a little bit of dancing in 50 c de gr and I don't I can't dance at all so they asked me if I can dance and I was like yeah I dance so I can't dance dancing is my life so I took dance lessons and it was like Fox tr writer's classic and the dancing teacher.

I was really struggling with it and the dance teacher said you know what you have to do, just think about it while walking like you know I'm 31, it's literally my first. thing you learned to do in life I was like that's funny, I'm not a big walker and he said, he said, you know, just think if you walk heel, heel to toe, heel to toe, I was like him, and I never You would have told me that. I thought I would like it more, I don't know, so I apply it every day and I'm organized. The weird thing Jamie Doran, you know about poy, oh, everything, yes, no, but you, you, you have, you have, po. that's what it's called I don't know I was living with Eddie Redman at the time, um, this was 15 years ago, um, and we, yeah, we went part way and now you don't.

Eddie Redman found this photo of you doing po. I text him today. because I knew you were going to mention it, so I said M: do you have anything from that time? He found a photo, one, one, that I imagine you're going to do, yeah, this is you, this is you, now here's what I have. I have a couple of things to say, okay, me too, we all left it, let me start. I was going to go through an unforgivable H phase when I was in my twenties and at one point I landed at the Bavarian October Festival, that's, um, it's terrible.

I look like I got caught not making pottery but wearing that hat. I think you know, I look miserable. Thinking it's not really like a pottery place, it's more like give me a break, well no, it's like one of those places where they have them all blank and you just pick something and paint it like with the kids. I said it was called. Paint the Pod I didn't want to know something really embarrassing about that period of my life when I was new, we can see that I did. I was in New York at that time, probably a couple of years before 2006.

Let's say, and a friend of mine who is a film producer had this birthday party for her son and her son was turning 13 and they had, like you know, the Upper East Side like good to do whatever James organized, yeah, yeah, um and uh and and they said she said Taylor would love for you to wear whatever, it's a costume, but I don't feel the need. I was like, yeah. Great, what a pop charge from a 13 year old boy. I was alone all these 13 years. -Old children, all with very elaborate costumes. I was talking to these two little kids, one was dressed as Dracular and the other was dressed as someone else and I was talking to them for a moment and they said what I was wearing, it was my hot face, so I was dressed like a tril be or something like that and the guy came up to me, oh cool, Justin Tim, cool, I was like, I'm, no, no, I'm not, actually, I'm not dressed like that, I'm going to go to me. my month for and I that was really the last time I was separated from that moment, but Jamie Dorne, interestingly enough, it wasn't, you reached sex symbol status pretty late in life, yeah, so tell us a

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about, uh , I think you were What did you have about 15?

This is one of the worst stories in my locker. Big debates about whether I should tell it, but hey, I was. This actually had a big effect on me as a child. It has a big effect on, I'm sure. many, many children, but I was very sporty as a child and was a late bloomer. He was small, you know, he wasn't very hairy, he was just one of those guys that just wasn't, you know, he was a bit. behind and I was young for my year and that had a big effect on me anyway uh I was kind of balancing playing rugby at school and doing a bit of amateur theater on the side and uh it also culminated in us getting the final Liam I know this from The Medallion Shield, which when you're 15 is the biggest thing that could happen and I went to Skull and Method and we were playing our main rivals at Raven Hill, which is Oler's routine and it was such a huge thing happening.

There would be a big party afterwards and, uh, but also that same night the Arland final of the amateur dramatic society happened, where I was, I was performing at Czech in Cherry Orchard and I think I was a waiter or something. I was on stage a lot but I didn't really have any lines, I didn't have anything to say and I thought, well, I'll be able to go play rugby, hopefully I'll win that and then I'll go and do the play and then I'll go to the after the rugby party I was 15, I looked like I was seven years and I didn't have hair or anything and anyway at the play they gave me a kind of black wig, very acrylic, highly flammable, which they simply cut off and stuck in my face. to give me to give me a beard to make it look like I was older so I thought it would be a good idea after the curtain came down on this play um and I'm going to go to this party after and you know I could I met a girl and maybe he dropped a hand, so I had the idea to maybe cut off some extra hair.

By the way, I was a very blonde girl, I had long hair, so I went into the locker room. I went into the bathroom. and I cut all this very curly jet black hair, put it in a bunch, took my Yoo glue and just stuck it in there. I remember standing in front of the mirror and saying that looks good, just the links you go to anyway. obviously I went to the party, I think I kissed a girl, I was really urging her to, you know, not forcing her, urging her to come down because in this one night only, it's actually a pretty awesome place to put your hand um anyway that didn't happen and actually thank god it didn't because I got home it was a car accident there yeah what was the painful extraction?

I'll tell you why the extraction was so physically and emotionally painful. actually I actually had about three natural pubes naturally developed pubes they were gone as soon as I was so what a beautiful picture thank you, thank you for that story, welcome to the world of waxing