Every CRAZY Pokedex Entry in Sword & Shield's DLC

Cheers, (mumbles) Michael here and early 2020. So, 15 years ago, I made a video going over

every

new Pokedex

entry

in "Pokemon Sword and Shield" that I thought was

crazy

,

crazy

being a broad term covering things I thought were disturbing, shocking, funny, or interesting, or some new information about a previous generation Pokémon that we didn't have before. Today's video will be exactly the same except for the deck entries and the

sword

and

shield

expansion pass. The Isle of Armor and the Crown Tundra. Most deck entries are for Pokémon from previous generations, but they are still new deck entries.

Starting with the Alola games. They stopped repeating the same deck entries for Pokémon from previous generations. They started making new ones and continued that trend in

sword

and

shield

. So many of the deck entries are completely new even though the Pokémon are many generations old. This list will not follow any particular order. I tried to go in general order on Pokedex, but I may have mixed things up. So don't forget to subscribe to my channel and hit the bell for notifications since less than half of my viewers have levels scribbled and let's dive into

every

crazy Pokedex

entry

in the sword and shield expansion pass.

We'll start with The Isle of Armor, Pokedex deck entries. Dunsparce is the sword entry that reads: "This Pokémon's small wings cause some scientists to say "that Dunsparce used to fly through the sky" in ancient times." I love that they acknowledged Dunsparce's wings in a way more than just, "Oh, he can float a little." I think it's cool to recognize that probably in ancient times Dunsparce was more like those fake Dunsparce evolutions that are all over the internet. And if that's the case, wow, what a huge downgrade. The next top floor entries for Lickitung and I think both the sword and shield entries are worth mentioning.

The entry for the sword Lickitung says: "If this Pokémon's sticky saliva gets on you" and you don't clean it off, you'll get an intense itch. "The itch won't go away either." Well. I already thought Lickitung was a disgusting Pokémon, but now if it licks you and you don't clean it, you'll be stung in that spot forever. That's disgusting and horrible and also how much time do you have, if you don't clean it, you don't clean it, like, in a minute, in an hour. I don't like to think about that. And then the shield entry says: "The main food source of the Lickitung Bug Pokémon." This Pokémon paralyzes its prey with a lick "of its long tongue, "Then swallows the prey whole." This is the first time that we find out that Lickitung actually eats Bug Pokémon and eats them whole, which is very gross, but I also imagine him trying to eat a Scolipede (laughs) Trying to swallow it whole and Venipede's sword entrance doesn't go well.

Sizzlipedes are similar species, "but when the two meet, a big fight ensues." I love when Pokémon talks about taxonomy or evolutionary branches of the evolutionary tree So the fact that they recognized two Pokémon whose names end in lo. themselves are actually related is amazing. The entry for Foongus's sword says: "No one knows what the Poke Ball-like pattern on "Foongus" means or why Foongus has it." This is hilarious. We know why it is there. It's because by making the Gen 5 games in black and white and not When the old Pokémon were there, they decided, "Oh, we still want to have a fake item Pokémon." So they made mushrooms with balls on the top of their heads.

But in the Pokémon universe this recognizes how deeply illogical it is, because why? Would these fungi imitate man-made metal devices? It's just ridiculous. Magnemite's sword entry says: "Sometimes Magnemite runs out of electricity" and ends up on the ground "If you give batteries to a grounded Magnemite." We'll start moving again." I think this is so cute. Like little Magnemite is tired, he pulls out some batteries, like, "Here you go, little one." "It'll be okay." And then everything will be okay. How funny Is that it? Herdier's sword entry says: "Herdier is a very intelligent and friendly Pokémon." So much so that there is a theory that Herdier "was the first Pokémon to associate with people." sort of a nod to dogs that were domesticated in ancient times from wolves.

Herdier is a domestic dog Pokémon and is known for working with people. So it makes sense that perhaps Herdier wasn't just deciding to work with people. with people. He was originally a wild wolf, Pokémon and the ancient Pokémon tamed him. I wanted to point out that this is not the first time we learn that Herdier was one of the first creatures to work with people. "She has been living with people for so long that you can find depictions" of her on cave walls "from a long, long time ago." I really want to see some official Pokémon cave paintings.

Which would be amazing. Next up are the Scizor deck entries and I'll cover both of them. The entry for his sword reads: "The bulky pincers account for one-third of Scizor's body weight." A single movement of one of these pincers will "crush a rock completely." I find this funny because it tells us the precise weight of the Scizor tweezers. It weighs 260.1 pounds, which means its clamps together weigh 86.7 pounds. Which is like having a 45-pound weight plate in each hand or so. I'd be impressed if you could crush a rock with it, but considering the next entry, being able to crush a rock makes sense.

The entry on his shield reads: "Although his body is thin," Scizor has tremendous attack power. "Even Scizor's muscles are made of metal." How is this possible? No idea. Sounds really good? Yes. The entry for Palossand's sword reads: "Palossand is known as the Nightmare of the Beach. "It lures its prey to the sand by "controlling the sand itself," "and then sucks out their souls." Many ghost Pokémon are haunting, of course, and Palossand is no exception. Many of the previous deck entries about him talk about how he sucks the vitality out of the targets of him. However, to me, there is a difference between sucking the vitality, basically just killing things, and then sucking the soul out of them.

This seems to say that "instead of simply killing his targets", he turns them into soulless husks. That's what's called The Beach Nightmare. The entry for Exploud's sword reads: "In the past, people used the loud voices" of these Pokémon as a means of communication "between distant cities." This is incredible. "Okay, Exploud, tell him we need the bread and milk" that will be delivered to us next Thursday, "or all our people will starve." "Okay. You got it. "Great. Now tell him." "Blow up, blow up, blow up!" "Great, thanks for doing that. "I'm sure you guys got it and we'll be totally fine." Skarmory's sword entry reads: "These Pokémon's pointed feathers are sharper than swords." Skarmory and Corviknight fight fiercely for territory." I really like it when they acknowledge that they have two Pokémon that have similar designs.

And so they just make them enemies. It's fantastic. I also wanted to mention Skarmory's shield entry that says: "People creates swords from Skarmory, and throws feathers, "making this Pokémon a popular element in heraldic designs." I had to look it up, so chances are you don't know it either, but heraldic basically means coats of arms. You know those extravagant symbols that many families or sports teams in Europe use. So I think it's really interesting that Skarmory appears often in the Pokémon world because they use their drooping feathers as swords. Can you imagine that? There is only one bird and when it releases a feather, it is a sword.

Mienshao's sword entry reads: "When Mienshao encounters a truly challenging opponent, he will relieve himself by biting the fur on his arms." I know it's just hair. It's not like biting your arm or something crazy like that. But still, this seems very intense and somewhat metal to me. The entry for Volcarona's sword reads: "Volcarona spreads fiery scales." Some say she does it to start fires. "Others say he is trying to rescue those suffering "in the cold." I like this entry because it recognizes some inconsistencies in the other Volcarona entries. Many of them talk about how, when a volcanic eruption darkened the atmosphere in ancient times times, it served as the replacement sun.

And then some others mentioned that it spreads its embers to help keep small Pokémon suffering in the cold warm. But then its entrance to the solarium says that "the ancients feared it and called it the. rage of "the sun". So this new deck entry basically says that that debate is still going on today. Some say, "It's a good-hearted and altruistic Pokémon," but then others say, "It's tremendously dangerous and is damaging everything." So I think it's interesting that this Pokémon is controversial. The entry for Seadra's sword reads: "It is the males who raise the offspring.

As Seadra raises her young, the thorns on her back secrete a thicker, stronger poison." When I first read this, I thought, "Oh my God! They did the seahorse thing in the Seahorse Pokémon." Turns out this isn't new information because it was mentioned once before in the Crystal Deck entry. But I still wanted to mention it because I feel like most of you weren't aware of this. And also, the fact that its venom becomes more intense when it raises its young is new information So I can still cover it The Sword Entry. Kingdra says: "With the arrival of a storm at sea", this Pokémon will appear on the surface. "When Kingdra and a Dragonite meet, a fierce battle ensues." I love this because it gives me a really bad mental image of a Kingdra and a Dragonite dueling in the middle of an intense storm at sea.

That is incredible. Additionally it could be referencing the fact that before the third generation, these were the only two types of fully evolved dragons or perhaps it's a reference to Claire and Lance's sword entry which says: "Petilil appears around fountains." of clean water. "Boiling the leaves of this Pokémon's head results in "a liquid that is sometimes used as an insect repellent." This is a lot. Well, first boil the leaves of your head. I certainly hope it doesn't hurt when you remove them. And it also becomes an insect repellent, but only by boiling the leaves? Maybe that explains why Petilil is still weak to insects?

Then finally, for the Isle of Armor there is the Galarian sword entry, Slowking, which says: "A combination of toxins and the impact." evolving has increased Shellder's intelligence "to the point that Shellder now controls Slowking." So, Galarian, Slowking is a zombie with the original Shellder toxins, which made Slowking smarter. made Shellder smarter, so smart that he now mentally controls Slowking. That's why he walks like he's staggering, that for me is something that scares me a lot. Isle of Armor deck entries I wanted to cover, but now we can move on to The Crown Tundra. We'll cover Jynx's deck entries first, both of them.

Jynx's sword entry reads: "In certain parts of Galar, "Jynx was once feared and worshiped as the Ice Queen." Then the shield entry reads: "The Jynx of Galar often have beautiful voices." Some of these Pokémon have even "gathered a fan base." In our world, Jynx is a very unpopular Pokémon, but in Galar, the opposite is true, which is really strange. : "Magmar dispatches his prey with fire. "But he regrets this habit once he realizes that he has "been burned and is prey to a charred crunch." I find that the opening of this deck, despite being quite intense and a bit gruesome, is also very funny.

Magmar is just overreacting too much. I also wanted to mention the shield entry that says: "These Pokémon's bodies are constantly burning. "Magmar is feared to be one of the causes of the fires." Oh really? The inhabitants of the Galar region fear that this Pokémon that is constantly on fire is the cause of fires that no one could have foreseen. Cryogonal's sword entry reads: "With her icy chains," Cryogonal freezes those she encounters. "Then he takes his victims to some unknown location." What about ice type Pokémon that float, do evil kidnappings, freeze things like Cryogonal does, Froslass does?

There are probably others too. He also wanted to mention the shield entry. "When it's hot," these Pokémon turn into water vapor. "Cryogonals are almost never seen during the summer." So, actually, this is not new information. I thought it was, but many other previous posts on the platform mentioned that it turns into water vapor when heated. But I still wanted to bring it up because shit, Cryogonal turns into water vapor, when it's heated, how does it do it, how does it stay alive? Swablu's shield entry reads: "Since Swablu looked like a cluster, "enemies can havedifficulties to find it. "Apparently his wings turned white over many generations." So Swablu's wings weren't always white, and I wonder what color they were before?

Were they gray like storm clouds? Or were they just something random like purple? The entry for Nidorina's sword reads: "The horn of his head has withered." It is believed that this happens so that Nidorina's children "don't get pricked while their mother feeds them." This is a reference to some of the earlier entries in Nidorina's deck where she talks about how she chews her food and then spits it out for her offspring, as many animals do. This is cool because it explains why she doesn't have a horn. It's so that when she bends down to spit out the food, her eager offspring don't run and get pricked by the horn, that's right there.

The entry on Nidoqueen's shield reads: "Pacify the offspring by placing them in the spaces" between the thorns on her back. "Thorns will never secrete poison "as long as young are present." I just think it's a really interesting evolutionary feature that Nidoqueen likes to stop secreting poison around her young and Nidorina doesn't have a horn because of her young. Yet. Either Both of these Pokémon can reproduce! The entry for Nidorino's sword says: "With a horn that is harder than diamond." So we knew that her horn was harder than diamond, but this is the first time we know of Nidorino that she actively searches for a moonstone in order to evolve.

That means Nidorino inherently knows that they evolve through moonstones and are eager to do so. I think that's really interesting, and it's one of the few mentions in the Pokémon world of Pokémon actively seeking methods of evolution. with stones, Nidoking's sword entry reads: "When he goes on a rampage it is impossible to control him." But in the presence of a Nidoqueen with whom he has lived "for a long time", Nidoking calms down. I imagine Nidoqueen saying: " Honey, you need some giggles." The entry on Tyrunt's shield reads, "This Pokémon is selfish and likes to be pampered." It can also inflict serious injuries on its trainer "just by playing." So today's lesson is not to have a Tyrunt.

Not only can they inadvertently cause serious damage to it, they are also idiots. Salamence's sword entry says: "Salamence is an unusual Pokémon because "it was able to evolve a winged body by simply constantly wishing it could fly." .So this is funny to me. It's not new information. Many of Salamence's previous entries talk about how his fervent desire to fly caused his DNA to mutate. But according to the words of this, he was able to develop a body with wings. constantly wishing I could fly. It just sounds like "I wish, I wish, I wish." (laughs) Gabite's sword entry says: "This Pokémon emits ultrasonic waves from a protrusion on either side of its head to probe dark caves." So Gabite uses echolocation.

Except instead of just barking, it's as if it were simply emitting waves from its head. Garchomp's sword entry reads: "Garchomp makes its home in volcanic mountains. "It flies through the sky as fast as a jet plane, 'hunting as many prey as it can.'" Then the shield entry reads: "Garchomp is fast, both underground and above. "It can take down its prey and return to its lair" before its body cools down from being outside. Did you catch the two relevant parts of the entries for those covers? It lives near volcanic mountains and its body can cool down from being outside.

This is The first entry of the deck acknowledges that Garchomp really hates ice. The Omanyte sword entry says: "Because some Omanyte manage to escape "after being restored or released into the wild" by people, this species It's becoming a problem." when I was playing The Crown Tundra and I saw wild fossil Pokémon, something I don't remember ever seeing in any Pokémon time. So I thought, "Oh, maybe enough time has passed and they've been revived." , enough." these of fossils "that have returned to nature" and have become functional wild species again." Apparently he was right and with Omanyte he was so right, that Omanyte has come back so much that it is now an invasive species.

The following are the Kabuto deck entries. And I mention them because in some ways they contradict each other. The entry on his sword reads: "This species is almost completely extinct." Kabuto molts every three days, "making their shells harder and harder." And then the shield entry says, "Although some say this species is extinct," sightings of Kabuto are apparently quite common "in some places." It seems like the sword entry made a statement and the shield entry is like, "Actually," the evolution of Kabuto, Kabutops also has a contradiction problem in the deck entry. But instead of sword and shield contradicting each other, it's one of the entries in the generation eight deck that contradicts a previous generation.

Kabutops' shield entry reads: "The cause of this species' extinction is "unknown." Kabutops were aggressive Pokémon that inhabited "warm seas." This is in direct contradiction to their entry into ultra-sunny terraces." His body had begun to change to be able to function "on land. But it did not adapt in time and became extinct." Ultra Sun says, "Oh hey, we know the reason it went extinct." And then Shield says, "No, no, we don't know." Do we know it or don't we know it? The entry for the Aerodactyl sword reads: "This is a fierce Pokémon from ancient times." Apparently, not even modern technology is capable of producing a perfectly restored specimen. have seen, isn't he perfectly restored?" But then I realized, I think this refers to his mega evolution.

Mega Aerodactyl's sun entry says: "Part of his body has turned to stone." Some scholars claim that this is the "true appearance" of Aerodactyl. Then the entry to the ultralunar shell of mega Aerodactyl says: "Mega evolution awakened some dormant genes", bringing back the sharp rocks that once covered "Aerodactyl's entire body" .So a regular Aerodactyl restoration only produces what we know as Aerodactyl. The additional step of Mega Evolution is required for us to see its true appearance. Golbat's sword entry says: "He loves to drink the blood of other creatures. ". It is said that if he finds others of his kind starving, he "sometimes shares the blood he collects." Oooh.

Look at Golbat being so friendly and sharing the blood he violently sucked from other creatures. How nice. But Golbat will not receive blood from a Beldum. Beldum's shield entry reads: "The cells in this Pokémon's body are composed of "magnetic material." Instead of blood, magnetic forces "flow through Beldum's body." I love these random anatomy facts that don't they make sense. It has magnetic forces instead of blood. The forces are not visible. That is, it is not a one-to-one replacement. One is a liquid, one is a force. that the magnetic powers of these Pokémon "become stronger in sub-zero temperatures," Metagross that lives in snowy mountains is full of energy.

So many pseudo-legendary Pokémon hate the cold like Garchomp, Salamence and Dragonite, but Metagross loves it The entry on Tirtouga's shield reads: "Tirtouga is considered the ancestor of many turtle Pokémon." The amount of Pokémon theories and Darwinian evolution discussions I've seen over the years talk about how Tirtouga is an ancestor of Lapras and Squirtle and other turtle Pokémon. I have seen a lot. And that's why I love that this Pokedex entry finally acknowledges and confirms that the Archen sword entry says: "This Pokémon was successfully restored from a fossil." As research suggests, Archen cannot fly.

But he's really good at jumping." I love when they say this, someone walked by one and said, "Oh yeah, Archen, yeah, you can't fly." "Yeah, it sucks." But this one says, "I mean, no. he can fly, but he can jump very well." So, "good for him." Archeops' sword entry says: "He needs to run to take off." If Archeops wants to fly, he first needs to run "almost 25 miles per hour, gaining speed" over a distance of approximately two and a half miles. Most runways are 6,000 feet, which is a little over a mile. So Archeops needs about two and a half times a landing strip to take off.

My God! Cradily's sword entry says: "It has short legs and cannot walk very fast," but its neck and tentacles can extend "more than three times its usual length" to catch distant prey." Its neck and tentacles. Do you realize? What a reach it has? I mean, my God, it could be on the other side of a building and catch you. The entry on Aggron's shield says: "A long time ago, there was a king who wore a helmet." It looked like the head of an Aggron. "I was trying to channel Pokémon's strength." I think this is a really cool piece of Pokémon universe history.

And also the Dragonite helmet entry says, "This Pokémon is known. as Be Incarnate. . "Dragonite-like figureheads decorate "the bows of many ships." So in the Pokémon world, instead of mermaids on the front of ships, you have Dragonites. Registeel's sword entry reads: " Registeel's body is made of a strange material, i.e. flexible enough to stretch and shrink, but also more durable than any metal. So not only did we learn that Cradily can stretch his body to ridiculous lengths, soaking Registeel's, I've never seen it done, that's crazy! The entry on Regieleki's shield says: "His entire body is made up of a single organ" that generates electrical energy "Regieleki is capable of creating" all electricity. of Galar.

President Rose tried to do all that nonsense with the darkest prey and could have taken a train south and gotten a Regieleki The Sword of Regidrago entry says: "One academic theory proposes that the arms of Regidrago" were. once the head of an ancient Pokémon dragon. "The theory has not yet been proven." If it's not tested, why is it in the Pokedex? I love how the Pokedex was, "Oh yeah, here's a really interesting fun fact about "this Pokémon, which is not verified or real in any way." Come on Pokedex, improve your journalistic integrity. The next deck entries cover about the Legendary Birds of Galar and inform us that they may not be the Legendary Birds.

The Galar Articuno shield entry reads: "Known as Articuno, this Pokémon shoots lightning bolts "that can immobilize opponents" as if they had been frozen. ". The Galarian Zapdos sword entry says: "When its feathers are rubbed, they produce a crackling sound like the snapping of 'electricity'. That's why this Pokémon is called Zapdos." Then, the Galarian Moltres shield entry reads: "The sinister aura that burns like molten fire" around this Pokémon is what inspired the name Moltres. Known as Articuno, it is called Zapdos, it inspired the name Moltres. The entry of these decks seems to imply that the Galarian Legendary Birds aren't just variants of the original Legendary Birds, they're entirely separate Pokémon that just look like the Kanto Legendary Birds.

So people in the region just, "Oh, hey, that. looks like Zapdos." "That must be Zapdos." And the Pokedex classifies them as such. But the reality seems to be that they are totally different Pokémon. Spectrier's sword entry says: "It explores its environment with all its senses but one. "He doesn't use his sense of sight. "Spectrier's kicks are designed to separate the soul from the body." I just wanted to mention this because I think it's kind of funny. It makes me imagine the scene in Dr. Strange, where he kind of punches him. in the stomach and say, “Oh, I'm suddenly astral projecting.” And I imagine Spectrier doing that. those who get in his way, "but heals his opponents' wounds after the battle." What an interesting character Calyrex is.

He brutally defeats anyone who gets in his way, but is kind to them afterwards, weird. Then finally, Shadow Rider Calyrex's shield entry says: "Legend says that by using its power to see all events "from the past to the future, this Pokémon saved the creatures" of a forest from the impact of a meteorite". Calyrex who can see all the events from the past to the future, because the normal Calyrex couldn't remember anything, but this one could see the future and stopped the impact of a meteorite, like, what an improvement, just by jumping on a horse. Thank you so much for watching and a very special thanks to my patrons on Patreon, who are helping support my channel regardless of fluctuations in YouTube ad rates.

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