Estoy Viejo | Franco Escamilla | Stand Up | Comedy Central México

I don't like it, for example, when men, I insist that they also tweet stupid things, but all kinds of men, the single ones especially, everyone at 10 o'clock at night becomes crazy, they tweet pure bullshit, I would like to make a tear to be born in your eyes and die on your lips and In my house they oppose the woman, she must love it every day and Yucatan is about to be a virgin for and tweet about the complaints. That makes me laugh that young people tweet complaints and tweet that I'm going to school, we're in exams, life sucks. and in my house little things if you believe that you have the right to be a student peratta that you get married try to let him know what it is to have a cold and eggy dinner expect you to pay that I receive electricity anyone feels good that they contain all the children together you see them at the table and like when you play for Carlos you get up little by little I don't go they complain about school it's funny to me but it's because of my age I'm already old I'm 34 years old I'm from generation 80s we grew up in the 90s and we have done nothing, a generation that suffered all the bad things and had none of the good things, the young people, these are the ones who study, don't complain, Willis is with mothers, the student today when he was in primary school, anyone my age You will remember they were assigned homework and on a website then the teacher gave us homework 25 page work on the independence of Me

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heroes villains biographical files illustrations to conalep are the drawings I want main battles not so main battles not relevant battles all the battles and like he doesn't know what to ask for the old man and a poem about independence invented by you and it was by hand brother by hand there were no computers there were typewriters the strawberries had an electronic typewriter the fuckers we had a mechanic nothing olivetti about this flight machine are you alive more big that the web kitchen table put it if it was done that it no longer moves no way you don't nail the project too you and you had to type slowly if they hit it too fast you have up to the middle of all the keys you have to take off the area to join and do not paint your fingers clean you go with a leaf it was one of the good ones you have to smoke and you stick little by little so as not to make a mistake in a letter that you put wrong and until you lose the entire page we had no way to correct the strawberries they had concealer liquid paper the fuckers had a blue and red eraser that the man from the stationery store improved for his children that the blue piece erased ink I said why we call it an eraser and it doesn't break stupid papers the days by hand and the drawings the strawberries have a box of color of 32 or marker and all the fuckers we have a box of Snow White colors and the little witch's color is worse with once you sharpen it they were no longer useful you were left without the blue color you needed to paint the frame not the painted ones in chingue red his mother and the teacher because the sea is red in the blood of the brave everything by hand brother everything by hand and the teacher wanted it with a pen and he told you texts in blue titles in black underlined in red and he changes from pen every now and then until that a genius, bless him, invented a pen with a thicker white and green cartridge that had four colored levers and you can change them with your thumb.

I'll tell you one thing, if you had the 4-lever pen, if you don't try to work all 4 at the same time without gas at your disposal. Mother, you have no ambition and as I documented this work, the strawberries have encyclopedias, the fuckers had public libraries, you went to your library to drink from your life under the scorching sun with a plus and through the back so that I can do like a motorcycle. Forgive me, but I am a 6-year-old biker. years old and I handed in this work and the teacher told you, you got an 8 and I started to cry because I knew that my mother was going to break my face for not having gotten a 10.

I was wondering if they came back or maybe I arrived with a 9.9 moms here 9.9 it breaks my jaw where you were wrong and where I was wrong I was going to say her favorite phrase so that she can take it off and if she arrived proudly and I said mom get a 10 more and then this only obligation is to study I will compose an email for a 10 I say for dinner where is my run and soaking I told him nothing that if they told him about my primary school fights he would tell me a sadder story about when he raises the primary school barefoot in the snow I had to fight with a bear at the entrance to primary school having passed I'm already old for example I'm already a translator for my dad last time my nephew joselito's name is josé luís he wants to do everything knit lesson joselito rio maipo no I'm so old, I know what that is, what makes me old is that I was able to translate my dad into dad, so what is it?

I think the hell I'm arguing is like a Walkman and my nephew and he's been the level and today I'm in charge of a goal man punch in the network was like an ipod from before but for men and the ipad is gay it is small pretty white the same way as a man he will be fat ugly red heavy that volcano with a 90-minute cassette with music that we download young people believe that downloading songs is something new from download pages or there are those who believe that they are old because they knew not from home the napster action the real veterans download songs from the radio you were in your house in front of the recorder listening to the radio with your fingers ready on the reiki plate you have to start right and start with the real thing, start recording and the announcer would not shut up the icons and for you this song that is on video I'm signing it for you.

I'm a dad. I have two children. I have a girl who does a little good. In March, I dance like a little bird. You fucking dance from the schools on Saturday mornings. The teachers don't even fuck with the parents. the night and come on we were all very raw this time with the seal of the table here and my old lady you have to go to support the help I don't have to go there is no legal obligation you have to go I can tell her that if it was she didn't see me but my wife She is a psychologist and told me that if I don't support my daughter she is going to look for a father figure in other men and that is going to bring her a lack of love that leads her to compensate with something fixed, so it's my fault, Wen said for not going to a danceable 2 I don't know about the others but it's never where I live and in private the uar that tells me is that my dad was never my danceables that I go to the danceable and I'm all the way back wanting not to be there our modern dads arrived who They achieved everything and brought light.

It is the camera director and he asks me what your child is. Maybe Chileans from afar, they all look alike, I said, yes, not the little birds and the man, like that, the whole room came out with the little bird, just a child coming out of a turtle, they let them nest. Yours said that my son was chosen to be the turtle, what an honor he boasted that the fucking turtle's dress cost them 1,500 pesos, that of my daughter Luisa, I or people who were visible can tell you and it's not stupid, Dad said to me, the spaghetti was defecated and it's because you are a surviving bird, my daughter, if you are a neighborhood bird like your father, not like that ball of frei, my name is Franco Escamilla, thank you very much everyone and as always, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe to the Comedy Central channel.