ELDERS PLAY WWE 2K16 (Elders React: Gaming)

♪ (old school video game music) ♪ - (Finebros) For this game, you will fight as WWE professional wrestlers. And we'll have you

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two matches, hoping you can pin your opponent. - Oh God. I think he would have more success in person than with the push buttons. - I really hate wrestling. - I'm not very good at games, but I'll try. - I watched wrestling 40 or 50 years ago, when it first appeared on television. It was very popular. I'll be pinned within the first 30 seconds, I'm sure. ♪ (rock music) ♪ - Can I just, what, pick one of them? Man, some of them are really cute. - Where is all the hair on the body? -André the Giant!

Oh, that goes back a few years! - This guy looks good. Did I press X to choose it? - Oh, I like... who is that guy who

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s the Marine? - (announcer) JUAN CENA!!! ♪ (trumpets sound) ♪ (spectators applaud wildly) - Stone Cold. That seems strong. I'll try it. - Shall I do the X? I'm ready. Sting vs. Ryback. - Chris Jericho versus Sin Cara. - I'll try. Ready for anything. - Well. Here comes Stone Cold, my hero. - That's me? That's me. Boy, do I look good? - There's my boy, John! (bell rings) - It feels like it's real. -(announcer) Heading to the ring...-he was wearing a silly mask.

What did he put on that mask for? - It's almost like the shirt I wore. - That's a difficult path. Look, he would scare me. He wouldn't enter the alley if he saw it at the end. - Arriving... entering with force. The fans are going crazy and he slides in perfectly! -Oh, he's standing against the ropes. He is getting a lot of help from the crowd. -Now he looks better without that silly mask. Okay, now the other guy will come out. Now I'll like the other guy more, because he won't wear a mask. -Ah, he wait a moment.

He is much bigger than me. - It's huge. (amused) I didn't realize it was that big. - He has pink gloves and a... a duster? Is he going to tickle the other guy to death? - Oh! Happy tattoo artist. - Walking a little slowly. I don't know if it's just to get the public's attention or...if he has a little arthritis. - He is great. I like... his muscles, the tattoos on him. -He's fine, I want to fight. Come on. Hurry up. - Alright, here we go. Here we go. -He presses all the buttons. - (commentator 1) Make no mistake. - I'm not really sure what these buttons do. - (commentator 1) Tyler Breeze making a move. - No! - What am I doing?

It seems like they are doing everything. Get it! - (commentator 1) ...line here. This one-on-one battle is... - Oh. Make it bounce... oh! Oh, no kidney injections. Come on! - Oh, you got it! Oh! Good kidney shot! - Kick him! (maniacal laughter) Oh, I love this. Oh! - (disgusted) Ah. Steve, I'm sorry. - Oh! Shoot, get up. Get up. Get up get up. Get up, friend. Oh shoot. He's kicking my ass. - (commentator 1) The next, you're on your back, looking at the lights. - I think I kicked him to the ground. I think this kicks. Oh, he's hitting her on the head.

Oh Lord! He's thinking about it a lot. - (commentator 1) Harsh truth! -Uh, he might be losing if I have the blue guy. But I don't want the blue boy. I want the black one. I mean, I want the black guy with black pants on. My boy won. But he wasn't my boy. But still... The guy who wanted to win won. - Ah OK. He's got it-- - (commentator 1) Look at this winery! - He's immobilizing him. Oh, come on. - (commentator 1) ...I would like to venture (bell rings) into the unknown darkness that is... - He immobilized him.

Wow. - It won't let me move. He doesn't let me move. Well. No, not the pile driver! Oh, that's backwards! Oh! That hurts. That hurt my back. Oh! - (commentator 2) Here's someone who is willing to just do... - Oh. - (commentator 2) ...to get to the top. -He went out to get a glass of water, I think. - They're not even inside the ring. They're kicking my ass now. - (commentator 1) Attention! - Ohhhh! He just he was crushed. Mr. Pouncy is crushing my bully. - (commentator 1) Direct hit. -Oh, he's already awake. Okay, kick it. Oh, stomp on it!

Stomp on it! Stomp on it! - Above! Above! Above! Above! Above! Above! Above! Get up! Above! Above! Above! (firmly) Get off me! - Come on, hit him again. Hit there. Hit him again. There. Hit him again. (laughs) - Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let me give you a hammer. - YEAH!!! OH YEAH! Oh, did he slip? Oh! Oh! A Dubble Bubble backbend special! Get up, Juan! Come on! You can take it! You're a marine! - Ah, there you have it. Hey, I'm getting this. - Tear off his head. Is there a button to rip off his head? - (laughs) Oops.

We hit... (laughs) You're not supposed to hit the referee. - Well, don't just lie there, John. He's just going to kiss you! - (commentator 2) Just here! - Oh. Oh no, he caught my boy again. How did that happen? X. (referee and audience counting down) (bell rings)-(commentator 1) he did it! What a great victory! - (referee) Three! (bell rings) - (commentator 1) What a victory! -He defeated me. He pinned me down. -Wow, I think he's breaking his leg. "Winner"? - (commentator 2) What a game! - Oh, the other one won. (bell rings) - Oh... just submit. Sarge won by submission. - No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! (groans deeply) -He didn't do very well. But that's just the first round. - Let's try a new boy. - This time I'm going to go with one of the really strange looking ones. Finn Balor. He looks like a member of Kiss. - Let's try this guy. - I like it... I'll stick with Stone Cold. - Roman Re-- The Rock? Hello? It's okay, Rock. You and me, friend. (spectators cheering) - Okay, are we ready? ♪ (dramatic theme) ♪ - Look at that outfit. Something my mother would wear. - Well, they scammed me.

We don't have anything on, makeup or anything. - He seems fierce, dangerous and mean. He makes me think of a tiger. (growling) (laughs) - Come on, Dwayne, The Rock. (laughs) I like those looks he gives. -I hope he fights as good as he looks, because he looks good. - Let's see the other boy now. - (announcer) And approaching the ring... - (laughter) - (announcer) ...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota... - This guy looks like a prima donna. -Man, he may have put too much into this poor guy. He has to beat this guy up. Oh my God. I don't know if he can do that. - Now, that seems difficult.

Now I want him to win, because I like his outfit better. ♪ ("Pomp and Circumstance") ♪ - Quite striking. I guess it's... it's what the fans would like. - Let's move on. - Alright. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. Kick me. Go Go. - Cosiguele. Come on. Ah, there you go. See? (laughs) - Oh. Don't just stand there, Luke! Take it as... That's a good one!! Ha ha! AHA!!! - Oh no. Oh, they kicked me in the back. I do not like that. That hurts. - (commentator 1) Fighting from a position of full health. - I knocked him down.

We lower it. Trample it. Oh yeah! I have the step button pressed! Oh! I think he was in the balls. Oh Lord. - Damn. Looks like I kicked him in the balls. - (commentator 2) Take note. - (commentator 1) Well, I'll say this... - My boy is knocking it down big time. And he just... oh. He could have broken his neck. - Yes Yes. And make the break big... Oh, he broke it in half. - (laughs) Kick. But I don't know what the kick is. Oh, plant him. I'm getting violent, huh? - (laughing) I hit him alone. I'm getting better. -Oh well, he just tripped him.

Now jump on it. Very well, that's all. Stay down. - (commentator 2) The shoulders-- - Oh. - Well. Alright. Let's try this. Let's see if we can finish him off. - (commentator 1) And that's it. He raised his shoulder. Come on! - Oh! You got to be kidding. - (commentator 2) Darren Young can't be enjoying this. - Oh, shit... get up. Get up, fool. - Oh. No, he threw... how did he do that? Get up, get up, get up. Oh!! Oh, he's trampling me repeatedly! That is not fair! I don't have that button. - (commentator 2) I've given up even trying to find out... - Oh ha!

Come on, Rick. Well, he's down again. But, oh, he gets... Oh, no, no! Don't rule it out! Well well. Come on, get up. - (commentator 1) ...in there. But only one can walk... - Come on. I press all the buttons, but he doesn't do anything. (bell rings) - Ooh. Curse. He caught me by submission again. - No. Oh-ho-ho-ho! (sucks air) Oh! I felt that. I felt it. No! No! No no no no no NO NO. (bell rings)-(commentator 2) he did it! - Rock, let's go in. Now he looks what. Now you're both outside. He will stay outside the ring.

I can't get it inside. Get in. I couldn't get back into the ring. And I let that bearded fool take me! - I don't know why there are all these X's, red and blue. Winner. - (speaker 1) It's all over. - Oh, the other one won again. But I... I wanted mine to win. - Come on, Rick! Come li-- oh no! Come to life! Oh shit. Oh. - (commentator 1) Two! Three! (bell rings) Wow. What a victory. (spectators cheering) ♪ (victorious music) ♪ - I wonder who is in the ring: him or me. I'm tired. - It's violent. I guess it's not as bad as shooting people.

At least they don't kill each other. A little less violent than most of the bang-bang shootouts they did out there. - I thought they were very cute and had nice butts. - I would definitely buy the game and play it with my grandson. He would have a great time. - I liked the part about hitting someone. Get it out of my system, if I could just learn to work the buttons. - Thanks for watching this episode of Gaming on the React channel. - (hoarse voice) Oh, yes. Press the Like button. - Make sure you subscribe. New Gaming episodes every Sunday. - Bye.

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